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January Monthly Prompt
🕑 Added 2025-01-02 08:43:50 +0000 UTCThe new year is upon us.
Sore Loser (Street Fighter)
He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.
Well, that or because he was being a pest, but what's a fight without some pre-fight banter? Nothing worth talking about, that's what.
Now, well, now he just had to win...
Fool's Gold (The Road to El Dorado)
I'd put on an old movie I hadn't watched in years, only to suddenly find myself choking on a peanut. The next thing I knew I crawling out of some technicolor sludge as a suspiciously familiar guy ranted and raved about striking down the false gods.
It hit me almost as hard as Truck-kun. I had just been isekai'd... by a fucking peanut!
Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)
He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign on a mission with Widowmaker. As far as he knew, she usually worked alone.
It paid very well, and considering Talon paid well in general, that was saying something. He took the job. The worst case scenario was always the same anyway, and getting shot by an angry femme fatale was probably one of the best ways to go out there was.
Royal Favor (Dance of the Dragons)
Ever since he had turned from dragonseed to dragonrider, he had been fighting Rhaenyra Targaryen's battles. He had helped her take King's Landing, and after folly after folly on her part, he and the Cannibal were the only reason she still held it.
It was time he reminded her of that.
The Summoning (Original)
He had gone to bed after another dull day's work when he woke up in a chalky circle surrounded by three hooded figures. Apparently they were three (smoking hot) witches and he was a mighty demon they had summoned.
Well, why should he disabuse them of that notion? Maybe this was the universe's way of giving him a break.
The Vampire's Groom (Original)
He was just walking home from class when he was suddenly bonked over the head with a stick and spirited away. He woke up in a room straight out of the 19th century with a very pale goth-looking girl staring at him in an old timey wedding dress.
Apparently she's been very lonely and they were to be married? This was definitely not on his bingo card this morning.
The Queen of the Wastelands (Original)
The Queen of the Wastelands they called her, but she was no queen. The wastelands had no kingdoms, but it had plenty of orcs, and she led one of their most infamous warbands.
He had been a green boy when he had first met her, and he still had the scars to prove it.
Now by some quirk of fate she was raiding the quaint little town he was staying in. It seemed they would having a rematch...
