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April Monthly Prompt
🕑 Added 2025-04-06 23:17:30 +0000 UTCA new month is upon us! There are two new ones here I think you'll enjoy.
Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)
He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign on a mission with Widowmaker. As far as he knew, she usually worked alone.
It paid very well, and considering Talon paid well in general, that was saying something. He took the job. The worst case scenario was always the same anyway, and getting shot by an angry femme fatale was probably one of the best ways to go out there was.
Royal Favor (Dance of the Dragons)
Ever since he had turned from dragonseed to dragonrider, he had been fighting Rhaenyra Targaryen's battles. He had helped her take King's Landing, and after folly after folly on her part, he and the Cannibal were the only reason she still held it.
It was time he reminded her of that.
The Queen of the Wastelands (Original)
The Queen of the Wastelands they called her, but she was no queen. The wastelands had no kingdoms, but it had plenty of orcs, and she led one of their most infamous warbands.
He had been a green boy when he had first met her, and he still had the scars to prove it.
Now by some quirk of fate she was raiding the quaint little town he was staying in. It seemed they would having a rematch...
The Prophesized Hero of a Kingdom of Comically Evil Elves (Original)
I had been shitposting on the interwebs when I suddenly found myself in front of a pint-sized elf with a crown on her head looking as surprised as I was. Apparently she had performed a ritual that had never worked... until now.
It also didn't take me long to realize that these weren't the happy-sunshine-rainbows kind of elves at all. I wanted a refund.
My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination
It was more than a little disorienting waking up inside some kinda super cool sci-fi cage with a bunch of people in white running around. One of them was a woman with the most outrageous blonde hair watching me like the world's most interesting insect.
It took me a hot minute, but I finally figured it out. The woman? Lusamine, and I had found myself right in her hands. Fuck.
My Liver for a Wife! II (Original)
The Heart of Darnassus II (Warcraft)
Fool's Gold III (The Road to El Dorado)
Sore Loser II (Street Fighter)
