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Ska Day is Coming and New Headlines to Pose
🕑 Added 2019-05-15 00:31:58 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
Great news. We passed 100 patrons and that means Ska Day will be coming to you next week. All ska headlines, all day. Nobody asked for it, but you will all love it. We promise. Tell all your friends to sign up because we have another special announcement for when we hit 150 patrons.
Also, here is the newest batch of headlines for everyone at the $10 level to pose. Give the list a look, if you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim it. If you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net. If you have posed before you can pose again. Just let us know which one you want as soon as possible.
Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
DESCRIPTION: Person using mechanical keyboard
Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’
DESCRIPTION: Man looking sad
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DESCRIPTION: Depressed army veteran
Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VHS Player From 2005
DESCRIPTION: Person with old CRT TV
Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day
DESCRIPTION: Nerds arguing in a bar.
Father Surprises Son at School After Playing 'Call of Duty' for 12 Months Straight
DESCRIPTION: Man hugging son while holding xbox/playstation controller
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter In the Office
DESCRIPTION: Man who looks like they're in their 40s (roughly) in an office.
Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip
DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date
DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
The Hard Times headlines email Bill@thehardtimes.net to claim and for posing details.
Drummer of Band Going On Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself
Man Races Home to Check Out Album Friend Told Him About
Loose Collection of Shitty Musicians and Drug Addicts Keep Referring To Themselves as “The Scene” For Some Reason
Anarchist Bookstore Unsure What to Do After Robbery
Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur”
Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man
Guy Resists Urge to Relax and Study at Lo-Fi Chillhop Concert
Tour Planned to Coincide With Free Month of Premium Tinder
Man wondering why you only watched parts 1-23 of his 74 part Insta story
Guy Unsure How to Ask New Job If They Drug Test
Pop Punk Vocalist Scours Teen Girlfriend's Diary For Lyric Ideas
Stoner Pretty Sure He Just Invented CBD-Infused Marijuana
Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents
Worst Political Facebook Rant In History Leaves 10 Unfriended, 37 Unfollowed
Tour Manager Fired for Embezzling Drink Tickets
Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough to Enable Wrong Friend Getting Turn With AUX Cord
Coward Musician Puts Title Track First
Martial Artist Goes to Show Searching for Crowdkiller Who Murdered His Master
Dog Most Productive Member Of Punk House
Critic Who Doesn’t Play Saxophone Still Able to Accurately Review Ska
Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set
Ska Bride and Groom Excited for First Skank As Married Couple
True Fan Can’t Believe You Like Band’s Most Popular Song
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook
Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick
Search History Repeats Itself
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency
Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse
Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand
Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”
