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🕑 Added 2019-05-22 21:09:41 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
We hope you all enjoyed Ska day, because of you we were able to get Bill de Blasio to admit his love of ska. Stay tuned for more cool stuff coming. In the mean time here are the headlines up for posing this week. Hard Drive headlines are at the top, email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim one. Scroll down to find The Hard Times headlines and email bill@thehardtimes.net to claim yours.
And remember, if you have posed a headline before you can pose one again, just email us and let us know. This is first come first serve, so get in early.
Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net
Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
DESCRIPTION: Full body image of someone doing Naruto run in front of a blank background. Preferably in running gear.
Sunken-Eyed Community Manager in Dead End Job Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers
DESCRIPTION: Tired person at computer
36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together
DESCRIPTION: Adult and young kid playing smash bros
Rogue Valve Developer Works on Game
DESCRIPTION: Programmer coding
Opinion: This Isn't Actually a Spoiler
DESCRIPTION: Annoying person in conversation
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
DESCRIPTION: Person using mechanical keyboard
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DESCRIPTION: Depressed army veteran
Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VHS Player From 2005
DESCRIPTION: Person with old CRT TV
Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day
DESCRIPTION: Nerds arguing in a bar.
Father Surprises Son at School After Playing 'Call of Duty' for 12 Months Straight
DESCRIPTION: Man hugging son while holding xbox/playstation controller
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter In the Office
DESCRIPTION: Man who looks like they're in their 40s (roughly) in an office.
Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip
DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date
DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
The Hard Times Headlines email bill@thehardtimes. net
Sunburnt Concertgoer Sheds First Skin of Festival Season
Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused Of Next Month
Son Would Tell Dad He Loves Him But Just Doesn’t Want to Sound Gay Or Anything
Son Not Sure Where to Look After Hearing “I Love You” From Dad
World’s Oldest Millennial Dead at 39
Marijuana User Livid After Finding First Seed in Three Years
Promising Mosher Out 3-6 Weeks With Torn Vans Sole
Man You Like Less Than Jeff Trying to Bond Over Some Good Ol’ Fashion Jeff Shit Talk
Roommate Tweeting Elliott Smith Lyrics Probably Gonna Turn Into a Whole Big Thing
Man Fears The Worst After Dad Says “I Love You” for the First Time Ever
Man Just Doing Everything On Acid Until VICE Decides to Pay Him For It
Dead Kid Would’ve Hated Winner of His Memorial Scholarship
Drummer of Band Going On Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself
Loose Collection of Shitty Musicians and Drug Addicts Keep Referring To Themselves as “The Scene” For Some Reason
Anarchist Bookstore Unsure What to Do After Robbery
Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur”
Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man
Guy Resists Urge to Relax and Study at Lo-Fi Chillhop Concert
Man wondering why you only watched parts 1-23 of his 74 part Insta story
Guy Unsure How to Ask New Job If They Drug Test
Pop Punk Vocalist Scours Teen Girlfriend's Diary For Lyric Ideas
Stoner Pretty Sure He Just Invented CBD-Infused Marijuana
Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents
Worst Political Facebook Rant In History Leaves 10 Unfriended, 37 Unfollowed
Tour Manager Fired for Embezzling Drink Tickets
Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough to Enable Wrong Friend Getting Turn With AUX Cord
Coward Musician Puts Title Track First
Martial Artist Goes to Show Searching for Crowdkiller Who Murdered His Master
Dog Most Productive Member Of Punk House
Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook
Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick
Search History Repeats Itself
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency
Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”
