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New Headlines to Pose that Will Impress All Your Friends, and Make your Exes Jealous
🕑 Added 2019-04-25 16:18:56 +0000 UTCHello everyone, The Hard Times and Hard Drive crew has another batch of headlines for our $10 level patrons to pose. Give them a look below. If you want to pose a Hard Drive headline email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net. Thank you for the support, and hopefully you see something you like.
Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net
OPINION: It’s Called a Die
DESCRIPTION: Someone holding a die angrily
Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date
DESCRIPTION: A man wearing an N7 hoodie
Just Dance Dancer Dances New Just Dance Dance
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing Just Dance
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist
Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii
DESCRIPTION: Man on a date
Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out For Some Reason
DESCRIPTION: Pervy looking guy playing PlayStation VR (NO ACTUAL NUDITY, PLEASE!)
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
Mom Could’ve Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper
DESCRIPTION: Mom looking knowingly at a video game or console
Gamer Mystified by Tinder's Lack of Dialogue Options
DESCRIPTION: Man or woman on a date looking into camera.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
The Hard Times headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Purchase Deemed “Pretty Sick” by Guitar Center Employee
Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook
Mortified Man Accidentally Wears Thrash Metal Shirt to Doom Metal Show
Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick
Small Town Scene Officially Out of People to Fuck
Vegan Ass Getting Closer and Closer to Tasting Like Real Thing
Search History Repeats Itself
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live.
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Giving Simple Plan Song Thumbs Up Still Hurting Man's Pandora Station 10 Years Later
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437
Guitarist Comes Out Of Coma to tell Bandmate They're Out of Tune
Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency
Serial Killer Targeting Merch Guys Still Going Completely Unnoticed
Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album
Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse
Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Band Beginning to Suspect Bassist’s Graphic Design Experience Grossly Exaggerated
Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand
Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”
REPORT: Guy With Tiny Beanie Announces Engagement to Girl In Overalls
Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed In Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night
Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like A Fucking Moron
