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Hello Sweet Posers, More Headlines for You to Feast On
🕑 Added 2019-05-03 20:11:10 +0000 UTCHello everyone, The Hard Times and Hard Drive crew has another batch of headlines for our $10 level patrons to pose. If you have posed a headline before that doesn't mean you can't pose another one. Give them a look and let us know if you connect with something.
If you want to pose a Hard Drive headline email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net. Thank you for the support, and hopefully you see something you like.
Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net
Father Surprises Son at School After Playing 'Call of Duty' for 12 Months Straight
DESCRIPTION: Man hugging son while holding xbox/playstation controller
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter In the Office
DESCRIPTION: Man who looks like they're in their 40s (roughly) in an office.
Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip
DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date
DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date
Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date
DESCRIPTION: A man wearing an N7 hoodie
Just Dance Dancer Dances New Just Dance Dance
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing Just Dance
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist
Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii
DESCRIPTION: Man on a date
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
HEADLINE: Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
Mom Could’ve Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper
DESCRIPTION: Mom looking knowingly at a video game or console.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
The Hard Times headlines email Bill@thehardtimes.net
Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough to Enable Wrong Friend Getting Turn With AUX Cord
Coward Musician Puts Title Track First
Martial Artist Goes to Show Searching for Crowdkiller Who Murdered His Master
Dog Most Productive Member Of Punk House
Kombucha Tasked With Undoing 10 Years of Hard Drug Use
Critic Who Doesn’t Play Saxophone Still Able to Accurately Review Ska
Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set
Ska Bride and Groom Excited for First Skank As Married Couple
True Fan Can’t Believe You Like Band’s Most Popular Song
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Purchase Deemed “Pretty Sick” by Guitar Center Employee
Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook
Mortified Man Accidentally Wears Thrash Metal Shirt to Doom Metal Show
Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick
Search History Repeats Itself
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437
Guitarist Comes Out Of Coma to tell Bandmate They're Out of Tune
Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency
Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse
Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand
Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”
REPORT: Guy With Tiny Beanie Announces Engagement to Girl In Overalls
Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like A Fucking Moron
