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🕑 Added 2019-06-05 00:13:54 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
If you take a gander down below you will see all the headlines open for posing. If you see a Hard Drive headline you want to pose email jeremy@thehardtimes.net. For a Hard Times headline email bill@thehardtimes.net. These are all first come first serve, so if you see something you like email right away and we can talk over more details. Thank you for the continued support.
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Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
DESCRIPTION: Full body image of someone doing Naruto run in front of a blank background. Preferably in running gear.
Sunken-Eyed Community Manager in Dead End Job Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers
DESCRIPTION: Tired person at computer
36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together
DESCRIPTION: Adult and young kid playing smash bros
Rogue Valve Developer Works on Game
DESCRIPTION: Programmer coding
Opinion: This Isn't Actually a Spoiler
DESCRIPTION: Annoying person in conversation
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
DESCRIPTION: Person using mechanical keyboard
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DESCRIPTION: Depressed army veteran
Father Surprises Son at School After Playing 'Call of Duty' for 12 Months Straight
DESCRIPTION: Man hugging son while holding xbox/playstation controller
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter In the Office
DESCRIPTION: Man who looks like they're in their 40s (roughly) in an office.
Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip
DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date
DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself
DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
Finally: Nintendo Goes Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee
DESCRIPTION: Person outside a door holding a gamecube or copy of Melee
Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend
DESCRIPTION: Webcam image of woman playing a video game
Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids So They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play Ocarina of Time
DESCRIPTION: A couple
The Hard Times headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net
Tour Plans Shattered After Entire Band Stuck In Summer School
Entire Class Stares at Punk After Word Problem Asks About Dividing Up 430 Drink Tickets
Folk Punk Band Pulls Fan On Stage Who Can Play a Milk Crate or Whatever
Neighborhood Kids Scatter After Baseball Accidentally Smashes Old Man Danzig’s Window
Punk’s Attempted Career as Life Coach Leaves Four Dead
First Date Red Flags Disregarded Because of Mutual Favorite Band, Desperation
Guy Accepted Into DIY Scene After Painting Thumbnail Black
Aging Punk Unsure of Who to Root For in “Skaters vs. Haters” Video Because Technically That Is Private Property — Anthony Kelly
Guitarist In Skate Punk Band Insists He Nailed That Song Yesterday
Millennial Mobster Sends Threatening Venmo Request With Fish Emoji
Headliner Really Just Playing Last
Hipster Teen Listened to Parents Fight Years Before They Got Divorced
Town’s Only Punk Just Realized Most People Consider Him Town’s Only Hippie
Guy Who Bought Vinyl Before Show Moshing Carefully
Supervisor Has Heard of Female Employee’s Harassment Complaints, But Never Really Listened to Them
Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In
Band Adopts Puppy in Last Ditch Effort to Avoid Break Up
Depression and Anxiety Announce Co-Headlining Secret Show in Man’s Head
Man Struggling to Create Username Can’t Believe Other People Have Been This Clever
Band Apologizes for Long Silence on Social Media that Nobody Noticed
Google Search Fails to Determine If Band Racist or Not
Accidentally Unrecorded Podcast Just Useless Heartfelt Conversation
Phantom of the Venue Terrorizes Concertgoers After Being Rejected By Female Bartender
'Big Things On The Horizon' Posts Friend About To Ask Everyone For Money
Dude at Guitar Center Going to Keep Playing Pavement Song Until Someone Recognizes It
Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked Of Them On This, The Day Of Their Album Release Party
Lonely Man Caressed for the First Time In Years
Man Without Dental Insurance Running Out of Good Sides to Chew On
Man Blurts Out "I Can't Make It" Before Friend Says When His Band is Playing
Man That Admitted to Kinda Liking One Nickelback Song 15 Years Ago Still Nicknamed "Nickelback”
Crowd that Accidentally Cheered for Guitar Tech Too Embarrassed to React for Rest of Show
Sunburnt Concertgoer Sheds First Skin of Festival Season
Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused Of Next Month
Promising Mosher Out 3-6 Weeks With Torn Vans Sole
Roommate Tweeting Elliott Smith Lyrics Probably Gonna Turn Into a Whole Big Thing
Man Just Doing Everything On Acid Until VICE Decides to Pay Him For It
Dead Kid Would’ve Hated Winner of His Memorial Scholarship
Drummer of Band Going On Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself
Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man
Guy Resists Urge to Relax and Study at Lo-Fi Chillhop Concert
Man wondering why you only watched parts 1-23 of his 74 part Insta story
Pop Punk Vocalist Scours Teen Girlfriend's Diary For Lyric Ideas
Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents
Worst Political Facebook Rant In History Leaves 10 Unfriended, 37 Unfollowed
Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough to Enable Wrong Friend Getting Turn With AUX Cord
Coward Musician Puts Title Track First
Martial Artist Goes to Show Searching for Crowdkiller Who Murdered His Master
Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook
Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency
Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
