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🕑 Added 2019-06-14 04:57:25 +0000 UTCHey everyone,
Here we go again with another round of headlines. If you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times headline you like email Bill@thehardtimes.net. All of it is first come first serve. Thanks for being part of the team. Also, have you listened to our new podcast The Pitch Group? One of our editors Eric Navarro talks with Hard Times contributors about all things comedy. You can find it here: http://pitchgroup.libsyn.com/
or on iTunes and Spotify. And keep your eyes peeled for a new podcast debuting next week.
Hard Drive Headlines email Jeremy@thehardtimes.net
Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
DESCRIPTION: Full body image of someone doing Naruto run in front of a blank background. Preferably in running gear.
Sunken-Eyed Community Manager in Dead End Job Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers
DESCRIPTION: Tired person at computer
Rogue Valve Developer Works on Game
DESCRIPTION: Programmer coding
Opinion: This Isn't Actually a Spoiler
DESCRIPTION: Annoying person in conversation
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
DESCRIPTION: Person using mechanical keyboard
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DESCRIPTION: Depressed army veteran
Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip
DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date
DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date
Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop
Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.
Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.
Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters
DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.
GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.
Finally: Nintendo Goes Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee
DESCRIPTION: Person outside a door holding a gamecube or copy of Melee
Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend
DESCRIPTION: Webcam image of woman playing a video game
Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids So They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play Ocarina of Time
DESCRIPTION: A couple
Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches
DESCRIPTION: Person playing Fallout board game
New Snapchat Filter Shows What You'd Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt
DESCRIPTION: Over the shoulder pic of someone taking a selfie
Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog
DESCRIPTION: Man looking at Steam library on computer
Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head
DESCRIPTION: Horrified man in bed (like the Godfather scene) - will photoshop lootbox unless you wanna include a box
The Hard Times headlines email Bill@thehardtimes.net
Real Deal Vampire In Food Court Dismissed as Poser By Local Mall Goths
Punk Totally Doesn’t Give a Fuck But Prefers Guests Use Coasters, Also Fuck Cops
Man Pretends to Thoughtfully Peruse Beer List Before Picking Based on Alcohol Content
Punk Turns Around Framed Photo of Henry Rollins on Nightstand Before Masturbating
$8,000 Sound Board Won’t Fit in $700 Car
Office Punk Demands Paid Leave For Newborn Band
Bong Embarks On Six Person Tour Starting In Back of Van
Autographed Morrissey Album Valued Less Than Unsigned Copy
Punk Cooking Site Starts Recipe With 1,000 Word Drunken Fight Story
Folk Punk Band Pulls Fan On Stage Who Can Play a Milk Crate or Whatever
First Date Red Flags Disregarded Because of Mutual Favorite Band, Desperation
Aging Punk Unsure of Who to Root For in “Skaters vs. Haters” Video Because Technically That Is Private Property
Headliner Really Just Playing Last
Guy Who Bought Vinyl Before Show Moshing Carefully
Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In
Band Apologizes for Long Silence on Social Media that Nobody Noticed
Google Search Fails to Determine If Band Racist or Not
Accidentally Unrecorded Podcast Just Useless Heartfelt Conversation
Phantom of the Venue Terrorizes Concertgoers After Being Rejected By Female Bartender
'Big Things On The Horizon' Posts Friend About To Ask Everyone For Money
Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked Of Them On This, The Day Of Their Album Release Party
Lonely Man Caressed for the First Time In Years
Man Blurts Out "I Can't Make It" Before Friend Says When His Band is Playing
Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused Of Next Month
Roommate Tweeting Elliott Smith Lyrics Probably Gonna Turn Into a Whole Big Thing
Man Just Doing Everything On Acid Until VICE Decides to Pay Him For It
Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents
Coward Musician Puts Title Track First
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
