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Sing For the Unicorn
🕑 Added 2019-07-29 10:00:02 +0000 UTCIt’s time for another animated Zelda episode! You know what that means, right? Yes, that’s right, Link is super horny! Like, hornier than we’ve ever seen him. In between the bits where he’s trying to kiss Zelda there’s some story about Gannon kidnapping the king using a unicorn he stole from a girl named Sing. That’s right, they named the character Sing in order to suit this episode title, which still doesn’t make any sense. She’s not out here campaigning for the unicorn or anything. In the live action Mario, sitcom veteran Norman Fell plays Fred Van Winkle (Rip’s brother, DUH) who awakens from an 80 year slumber to discover that nothing in this world makes sense and decides to go back to sleep until it does. We have bad news for you, Fred.
