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More Headlines for You, Yes You, to Pose
🕑 Added 2019-10-19 19:26:39 +0000 UTCHello Everyone,
Below you will find the updated list of potential headlines to pose. If you see something you think you and some friends might be able to pose then let us know and we can make it happen. The Hard Times headlines are at the top and if you want to claim one email bill@thehardtimes.net. Scroll down a bit for Hard Drive headlines and if you see something good email jeremy@thehardtimes.net.
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The Hard Times headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net to claim:
Punk Miraculously Passes SAT By Answering “ACAB” Repeatedly
Panicked, Blood Spattered Guitarist Insisting Band Go on Tour Immediately
Lying frontman can clearly hear the motherfuckers in the back
Punk Who Signed Up to Run Marathon Shits Self at Starting Line
Punk Realtor Excited to Show Off Home’s Unfinished Basement
Rising Cost of Rent Forces Couple to Become Poly
‘98 Civic Apparently Not Classic Enough For Rockabilly Scene Cred
Straight Edge Kids Leave Empty Seat For Ian MacKaye At Edge Day Seder
Lying Awake Contemplating Mortality Only Consistent Part of Bedtime Routine
“I’ll Allow It” Says Battle of the Bands Judge Regarding Dog Drummer
Custodian Interrupted by Encore
REPORT: Half of All iPhone Storage Dedicated to Screenshots Sent to Friends to Talk Shit
Partner Beginning to Suspect Punk Husband of Infidelity After Finding Second Pair of Jeans in Closet
Polyamorous Man Asks For a Plus-Three Wedding Invite
Hardcore Frontman Wants to Open Up this Relationship
Polyamorous Lifestyle Keeping Woman Open To Variety Of Disappointing Sexual Experiences
Local Skater Manages to Fit Four Puns in Roller Derby Name
Serial Killer Stoked to Find 20 Teeth Left in Jeans Pocket
World’s Biggest Pulley Fan Owns Band’s Entire Discography on Punk-O-Rama Volume Two Through Punk-O-Rama Volume Ten
Noise Musician Unsure Which Project Files Are Complete
Man at Least Twelve Years Older Than Coworkers Tired of Being Mistaken for Manager
Kid Brother of Guitarist Guesses He Has to Learn Bass Now
Aging Frontman Keeping Shirt On Later and Later Into Set
Lame Step Siblings Have Zero Sexual Chemistry
Realistic Lesbian Porn Just 90 Minutes of Woman At Brunch With Three Exes
Smokers Can Hear Band Just Fine
OG Office Punk Who’s Always Had Q4 Presenters Back Through It All Moves Up to Front In Conference Room B
Local Folk Punk Band Accidentally Books Paid Gig
Woman Calls Guitar Center in Search of Missing Father
Comic Refers Date to Episode Three of His Podcast When Asked About Childhood
Underage Frontman Saving Himself Until Dating Minors Is Creepy
Big-Time Idiot Has Whole Plan to Turn Life Around, Chase Dreams
Selfless Woman Instagrams Donation of Hulu Password to Less Fortunate Friend
Poser Naming Favorite Hardcore Bands Slips Six Protein Bars in there Without Anyone Noticing
Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Horrible Roommate Excited to Be One with Grievance for Once
Man In Audience Upset To Learn Mighty Mighty Bosstones Have Written New Songs Since 1997
Study: Posers Only Reason Scene Economically Feasible
Friend Back with Band You Spent Months Shit-Talking After Breakup
Punk Sommelier Recommends Pre-2015 Franzia
Only Black Kid in Class Pulling Overtime as Only Black Kid at Show
Boyfriend Doesn't Really Want Anything for Birthday Besides Elaborate Sex Act You Hate Doing
Punk Hoping Dad's Trump Support is Just a Phase
No One on DIY Tour Can Change Tire
Man Reading Alone at Bar Prefers to Drink Alone at Library
Exhibitionist Punk Removes Tape From Webcam
Vans Introduces Tiniest Chess Set For Their Checkerboard Sneakers
Songwriter’s Fiancé Mistakenly Thinks Love Songs Are About He
Hard Drive headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim:
Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend
Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet
Coworker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work
Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan
Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. That’s Where the Thieves Live
Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To
Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds
Worried College Student Calls University Health Services After Roommate Returns With Multiple JRPGs
Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren't Being Watched
Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense
Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions
Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest
We Sent a Gamer to Drink the Dew on Mount Everest and He Is Almost Certainly Dead
Spy Can’t Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth
Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own
Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release
Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch
Bioware Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem
Lifetime of Playing 'Doom' Pays Off For Gamer Sent to Hell
The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening to a Nice Audio Book Once In a While
5th Friend Who ‘Doesn’t Mind Watching Everyone Else Play’ Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo [pic of gamer playing a blank screen]
