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Headlines, Oh So Many Headlines That Need to be Posed
🕑 Added 2019-10-05 19:44:15 +0000 UTCHey we are back, thank you to all the Patrons that stuck around, and death to all those who left. Below are a list of headlines that are available to pose. These are first come, first served, so if you see something you want to pose reach out to us fast. At the top we have The Hard Times headlines, if you want to pose one of these email bill@thehardtimes.net and specify which headline you like. Scroll down a bit and you will get to the Hard Drive headlines, if you want to pose one of those email jeremy@thehardtimes.net and he will be able to take care of you there. Thanks again to all of you, did you know we have a book coming out? If you didn’t you should head to www.thehardtimes.net/book and preorder it now. If you like The Hard Times you will love this book.
The Hard Times headlines (email bill@thehardtimes.net):
World’s Biggest Pulley Fan Owns Band’s Entire Discography on Punk-O-Rama Volume Two Through Punk-O-Rama Volume Ten
Noise Musician Unsure Which Project Files Are Complete
Man at Least Twelve Years Older Than Coworkers Tired of Being Mistaken for Manager
Kid Brother of Guitarist Guesses He Has to Learn Bass Now
Aging Frontman Keeping Shirt On Later and Later Into Set
Lame Step Siblings Have Zero Sexual Chemistry
Realistic Lesbian Porn Just 90 Minutes of Woman At Brunch With Three Exes
Punk Mortified After Being Named Employee of the Month
Aging Punk’s Half-Built Mini Ramp Monument to Time He Thought He Could Save Relationship With Skateboarding
Smokers Can Hear Band Just Fine
OG Office Punk Who’s Always Had Q4 Presenters Back Through It All Moves Up to Front In Conference Room B
Local Folk Punk Band Accidentally Books Paid Gig
Woman Calls Guitar Center in Search of Missing Father
Comic Refers Date to Episode Three of His Podcast When Asked About Childhood
Underage Frontman Saving Himself Until Dating Minors Is Creepy
Big-Time Idiot Has Whole Plan to Turn Life Around, Chase Dreams
Selfless Woman Instagrams Donation of Hulu Password to Less Fortunate Friend
Poser Naming Favorite Hardcore Bands Slips Six Protein Bars in there Without Anyone Noticing
Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Horrible Roommate Excited to Be One with Grievance for Once
Man In Audience Upset To Learn Mighty Mighty Bosstones Have Written New Songs Since 1997
Study: Posers Only Reason Scene Economically Feasible
Friend Back with Band You Spent Months Shit-Talking After Breakup
Cool Office Allows Dog Fighting
Punk Sommelier Recommends Pre-2015 Franzia
Only Black Kid in Class Pulling Overtime as Only Black Kid at Show
Boyfriend Doesn't Really Want Anything for Birthday Besides Elaborate Sex Act You Hate Doing
Punk Hoping Dad's Trump Support is Just a Phase
No One on DIY Tour Can Change Tire
Hipster Hanging Out Behind Trader Joe’s Asking Shoppers if They've Heard of Wegmans
Man Reading Alone at Bar Prefers to Drink Alone at Library
Exhibitionist Punk Removes Tape From Webcam
Vans Introduces Tiniest Chess Set For Their Checkerboard Sneakers
Songwriter’s Fiancé Mistakenly Thinks Love Songs Are About He
Punk Treats Himself to Food From the Nice Gas Station
Hard Drive headlines (email jeremy@thehardtimes.net):
Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend
Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet
Coworker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work
Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan
Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. That’s Where the Thieves Live
Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To
Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds
Worried College Student Calls University Health Services After Roommate Returns With Multiple JRPGs
Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren't Being Watched
Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense
Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions
Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest
We Sent a Gamer to Drink the Dew on Mount Everest and He Is Almost Certainly Dead
Spy Can’t Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth
Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own
Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release
