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Original art giveaway
🕑 Added 2024-02-01 21:04:38 +0000 UTCHello patrons. Thank you for your continued support as the slow march of time grinds us all down. Our co-founder/Editor-in-Chief drew the picture above to use as part of the art in this article: Death Metal Parents Put Sonβs First Horrific Mutilated Corpse Drawing On Refrigerator
Would you like to have this museum-worthy piece of priceless art on display in your home? This is surely something you will want to frame and eventually be buried with as your children fight over which one of them gets to have it once you're gone.
Just comment on this post and our Editor-in-Chief Bill will have his dog randomly choose a winner sometime this week and we can mail it out to you.
Comments
Margaret L Stambaugh
OMG id wish I'd seen this, I would die.
Matt
Just an update for everyone. Murphy the dog will be choosing a winner TONIGHT.
Matt
Yes, he enjoys all forms of attention.
Omar K. Ravenhurst
I am this internet-old. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
Darlene Erlingheuser-Marks
Is it ok if I have it cremated with me instead?
Luna Steffensen
Can I please inspect the dog to make sure its fair?
Rerun3k
I would like to be in the drawing for this awesome artwork.
Rya Li
I've actually got this new shitty hobby thats like. i take old picture frames and paint them to match the art i put in them. this would be a fun challenge
Brian Potter
i would enjoy owning this masterpiece
Jennifer Larkee
I need a new conversation piece for my dining room. My family would certainly have opinions on it.
Jeremy _
True story: My first ever job was working for Red Cross Blood Services, supplying orders from hospitals. I told my four-year-old this. Next day he came home with a drawing from preschool he did. "This is daddy holding bags of blood."
Jennifer Ash
this would have a place of honor in my home
c_stenzy
π€ br00tal π€
JCollins
Hell yeah brother
Fran Krause
WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Z
Sweet!
Will Connell
Both pairs of jeans are CRISP
Simon Peterson
On this post
Mark Rafter
Great, now I have to start a grind core band to use this as the cover art!
anna maurya
this'll look great on my parents fridge
Yuletide
Want
Benjamin Bailey
Yes please! I need something to show my children why all their stupid art is subpar and disappointing!
Derek Horstmeyer
Amazing love it
Spider Perry
Amazing.
Nathaniel Weiner
Bill's dog: cmere boy. You're a good boy. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. Or girl.
Christopher Bollweg
I'll put it over my own damn poser kid's artwork on the fridge
Matt
No, but the fact you have a dog in your profile photo might give you an advantage with my dog, it's all going to be up to him
Ash
I can't argue against this. Someone should adopt this masterpiece
Justin Kerins
love it!
We Rock
Would look great in my new house
penny
This would be placed in my growing gaming room setup :)
Niall Flack
Does being first to comment give me a better chance?
