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Elderly Golf Orgy, Cats In Your Groceries, Controlling Your Stink

🕑 Added 2025-09-15 09:00:00 +0000 UTC

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Holly Conway

“I’m not a big stinker.” KILLED ME. Fr though. They kind of sold me. I don’t have balls, but I use an anti chaff product on my thighs when I wear shorts or skirts in summer so my legs don’t get heat rash from the friction. I also just work a manual labour job where I have to wear pants & occasionally long sleeves in 35°C heat. Those reviews kind of sold me on this product.

Jen Matthews

Omg you guys…. This one gave me tears the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Catherine Neal

"No sir, that's your ball cream" roflmao!!

Kianna F Jackson

So funny. My kids bring their own clubs! Partly because the kid clubs there suck, and of my crotch goblins is a lefty. Please know I howled at being called a weirdo. Love y'all!

Jude Cope

This has got to be something that folks over 70 start doing. I tried to clean the fridge of my 75 yo mom. 3/4 of the condiments were expired. My favorite was 5 yo pickles. She says “pickles don’t expire because they are in vinegar.” At that point, I just stopped asking.

K J

James! A butcher here, the meat isn’t dyed lol It’s called oxidation .

Mike TV

I once saw a stray cat nursing a litter of kittens on a grocery store shelf, just laid out on a bag of rice. This wasn't in the U.S. The store actually fed stray cats to kill the mice. I was fine with it.

Matt Bechard

👍👍👍

Travis WTAF

Louisiana in the house! All of my co-workers call it swamp ass. Sometimes the heat never stops so when you get out of the shower you're already sweating again.

Samantha Seaman

Omg yes!!! I love hearing them tell their personal stories 😂

Caroline Thomas

Newt nuts v. lizard nuts!

Sarah Cameron

Sweating doesn't work the same way when you live in a climate that is both hot AND humid. You sweat just as much as in a hot desert climate, but the sweat doesn't evaporate because the air is already saturated with moisture. All that nasty-ass sweat just hangs out until you can get a shower, at which point the sweating begins all over again. It's disgusting, and products like the ball powder cream really make a difference to how gross you get between showers. I'm speaking as a lifelong resident of South Carolina, aka the devil's taint.

Andrea Bolden

My grandmother was the same in her later years- slimy food and food that was extremely salty as she forgot she already salted the food and did it again. She went from being an amazing cook to us being afraid to eat from her. We finally convinced her to retire from the kitchen.

Adam Reeves

Jeff Stanton II

I used to work with a Scottish pikey and he use the phrase the dogs bullocks all the time when he was praising stuff

Stephen Tot

Probably not a good idea listening to the ball cream review while on public transport

Manj Sangha

Couldn’t breathe when Jimmie asks James to Stop clarifying use of words cripple and oriental 🤣🤣🤣 🤣 Fucking love you James. Telling it how it is 💪🏽👊🏽

Trav

People who wash chicken are doing the most for no reason besides getting bacteria all over their sink and kitchen lmao

Laurie Katherine

That’s awful. Fans of this podcast wish you peace.

Mishka Wolfy

Bleach!!!!

Adrienne

Someone also stole my husband’s wallet on 8-30 and has been using all our bank and credit cards and they won’t talk to me because he’s the primary on all the cards. WTF

Adrienne

Hello from Shreveport, LA. I thought my husband had a stroke on 8-29. I called 911 and he had 103 degrees temp. After days of tests the doctor decided to do a lumbar puncture. They thought he had meningitis. When the final results were back he actually has West Nile Virus. A very serious case. He is 67 and has survived 4 strokes and 1 heart attack. On 9-10 with his temp back to normal we were transferred to a total body rehab facility. His brain is still very sick so he has to learn how to make his body listen to his brain again. The virus was worse in his brain but affected his whole body. He loves working in the yard and will sit outside on the porch in 104 degree weather watching the birds and working in the garden. If he lost that he would not be the same. He says there is nowhere he’s rather be than on the porch. On November 25th we will celebrate our 48th wedding anniversary. Please pray we can get all dressed up and go out to Taco Bell lol! Really can we borrow some Patreon support (not financial).Send some healing vibes down south. AND USE YOU MOSQUITO SPRAY WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE!!!

Molly Horan

I meant to post this last week...The Villages have quite the reputation up here in Michigan! I know of a few people that have moved there. One woman was in my group at work and when she retired and told us she was moving there........ my friend and I got her a big ol' box of condoms as a present. 🤣

Rebecca Harrelson

Jimmy! Get the ball hammock boxers!

Kim

The cat!! I lost it. Never expected that.

Amy Jeanne Jones

Oh gawd....I think this is the funniest episode EVER.

Brandi H

Can we get an "internet salad" type episode with just funny family stories? I love when the 2 of you tell these!!

Brandi H

I came to comment this same thing. My new personal motto 🤣

Michelle Dyer

“Suck dicks, eat shit, fuck off” needs to be a tee shirt

Ned McDermott

20 years in a butcher shop. We always have to take back old meat, even when some jackass just left it in the fridge for too long. Also, most smelly cases just aren't cleaned properly. You need to clean under the case and in the drains. Its almost always the damn drains.

Jeremy Reel

James needs to go on the road as the newest redneck comedian 😅

Zach Hollander

Wooooooooooooooooo

Elizabeth Rutherford

The Villages: another reason not to go Florida.

Travis Bagley

I live in the villages it's insanity

Stephanie Fitzmorris

How many non-spanish speaking people googled what car`bon meant? OMG! 😂😂😂

Amy Easton

I think the Lotrimin guy has a yeast issue.

Ryan Oakes

Good episode I like Elderly golfers orgy cats in the store and interested personal item 5 Stars James and Jimmie

Bethany Sutherland

“Clorox Parmigiana” -Jimmie, you made me cry laughing!

Erika Fultz

Some people's relationship with food safety terrifies me! Years ago, my ex husband's family was having a reunion. There was a deli platter that had been out all day and was brought back to his uncle's. I looked at it, looked at my ex and said "don't eat that. It was out all day". His aunt says "it's fine, just take off the top layer". Everyone who had some got food poisoning. A few years ago, my niece kept getting sick after eating at her friends house. Turns out they leave food out for HOURS if not DAYS, and think it's a-ok. They also don't cook their food enough. The niece refused to eat there ever again unless it was prepared by a restaurant.

Michaelia Brown

I like nasty personal items of the week. You should hear that too.

Samantha

I’m not a ball owner myself, but I think some of these reviewers need to seek some legit medical attention for their balls 🎾🎾

Laura Accumanno

Was going to say the same! Hahahahaha (I'm in NY though)

Cia Rising

Oh Man. What an inconvenience.

Cia Rising

Use Anti Monkey Butt. Works

Cia Rising

The funniest YSO yet. Not a prude at 70 y.o. And I sure as hell will not live at the villages. You guys are good and don’t EVER stop any of your podcasts.

LauraSue

WARNING! Don’t listen if you’re eating!!! It’s hilarious but is making me gag! 🙃🤢

Bonnie Hunt

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard about the step dad's buying habits!

LauraSue

“Old papers rubbing together.”Thx James for that mental image! 😐🙃

Jeromy Christensen

As a auto detailing business owner I loved Jimmy’s comment about the claybar!!!

Kim Croshaw

I know like 15 people who love the Fresh Balls product. It’s more for a keeping them cool during the heat and sweat. Not so much about the smell. Basically like throwing some gold bond on there. But, ladies have no fear, they have it for underboob too…

Tracy Poetz

The Macaulay Culken bit had me rolling because James articulated exactly what I was picturing. 🤣🤣🤣

NonniX2

After today's personal item.... I've never been more happy to have a vagina. Balls sound like such an inconvenience. 🤣

Jessica Schafer

And I say this with all love and respect, just informing 😊

Jessica Schafer

Red meat (steak/beef) isnt dyed. Other meats could have dyes though. Beef turns super red or has some gray color due to certain proteins and exposure to oxygen. It can be enhanced by putting carbon monoxide in the packaging. Its used to enhance the color and extend shelf life. This is coming from someone who raises beef and sells meat for our local area.