UPDATE:
🕑 Added 2025-09-16 19:18:43 +0000 UTCHEY WHY AM I HEARING AN AD?
As we have explained, before, we have baked-in ads with our new network.
We are in the middle of phasing those out. We do have to honor what has already been sold. Once we are through with that, we are going to go through and scrub the ads out of the episodes. We were replacing the audio file with an ad-free file. This is unrelated to the issues we were having... it's just going to make things more efficient while we wait for the baked-in ads to be phased out.
Instead, I am leaving that file/episode, and I will upload an ad-free file natively on Patreon. It will still download directly to your chosen player.
TL; DR: If you see two files, it's because one has an ad and one doesn't. We don't have that many baked-in ads, so it won't be an interruption for much longer. Listen to the shorter episode or enjoy the very gorgeous ad read.
So, you WILL SEE TWO EPISODES of episodes that have a baked-in ad. I am going to speak with our network and see how much longer we will be having those. TEMPORARY. We are not "sneaking in" ads. We just have to have the ad-free feed sync from a feed from our network. We have baked-in ads with our new network that are being phased out. It's not possible to replace the file and then resume syncing.
Any issues that you may have, please submit a support ticket with Patreon! They will help you. Thank you for your patience and understanding!
Comments
Herman Horsehair Bugfuzz III
Hello everyone, just joined Patreon. these guys are great and funny
Crowded Crow
All these years and I've been defeated by two assholes. I broke down and bought a proper phone. It seemed easier than submitting a ticket to Patreon, or whatever that was they suggested I do when I couldn't scan the patreon app using my landline. I don't have to like the phone, but it means I don't have to feel foolish paying Patreon to listen on Spotify. I hope you turkeys are proud of yourselves.
Crowded Crow
Hear hear!
Morgan Willenbring
The privilege in the comments. Here's your solution: The ad popped up, I said to myself "ah, Patreon is still being a bugger", then I tapped the skip ahead until I didn't hear an ad and moved on with my fucking day. Do you not realize they are talking about you on Your Stupid Opinions? Even after stating this, my opinion still doesn't matter and that's okay. FFS. We are not okay.
M. M.
I'm having issues with downloads also. Either I can't download onto my computer to listen at a later time or I get taken to another page where the episode stops loading halfway. Also, what happened to the ad-free episodes opening on Spotify? This feature was available and one day simply disappeared entirely.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
hello!! Will you fill out a support ticket with Patreon? I am also going to email them and let them know you are going to file a ticket so that they can help resolve your issue!
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
hello!! Will you fill out a support ticket with Patreon? I am also going to email them and let them know you are going to file a ticket so that they can help resolve your issue!
Kristin Hagge
Crow lists my issues perfectly. "Is there a way to resolve the issue of needing the app to listen? I use my laptop. You're both gems and bring me a great deal of joy; however, I have a modest budget and cannot afford to be selfless. I don't mind not hearing my name, but it does make me feel a bit dumb that I'm not even able to listen to episodes ad-free." I love you guys and have been a supporter since the beginning but I can't do the awful commercials - I would be happy to pay more but life is too short for those ads - remember the little people...
Crowded Crow
I'm not sure if you saw my message posted but I'm having the same issue. Like you, I'm able to listen to an episode here or there, but the vast majority are blocked by the QR code that pops up. I've even tried to install a QR code reader, hoping it'd help me access the episode. Maybe I did it wrong, but it made no difference. It seems like there should be a way to upload videos on Patreon without being required to have the Patreon App, which isn't possible when watching on a laptop. In any case, I know others've encountered this problem, but I think we're in the minority. I'm optimistic that once they're able to iron out other tech wrinkles, they'll be able to resolve the issue we're having. Feathers crossed!
Andrew Hughes
I still can't play episodes off of this website on my PC. Every time I try I get a QR code pop-up for an app that my PC can't find. I used to be able to listed to episodes here. Not any longer. I'm bummed. I love your shows :( Been subscribed for years...
Crowded Crow
Is there a way to resolve the issue of needing the app to listen? I use my laptop. You're both gems and bring me a great deal of joy; however, I have a modest budget and cannot afford to be selfless. I don't mind not hearing my name, but it does make me feel a bit dumb that I'm not even able to listen to episodes ad-free. Edit: Upon further consideration... I realized, whether you're able to address my accessibility issue or not, I'll continue paying. My mom is dying and I'm her only, round-the-clock caregiver (unpaid), so life is a beast right now. I don't know what it is about you two stone-cold strangers that warms my heart and lifts my spirits at such a dark and forlorn time; nevertheless, you get the job done. Five paltry dollars a month for providing a life raft in a sea of grief is quite a bargain, ads be damned.
Melissa Ardith
Thanks for all you do! It is appreciated so much
Laurie tambellini
I actually went through the titles and found the ones I wanted my husband to listen to. Took less than 5 minutes. Sly Williams is my favorite.
Debby Shadoff
I guess I’m not alone in receiving over 300 emails overnight.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
i just sent you an DM back! Sorry about that!! There was a tech issue, earlier in the week, and a bunch of episodes were missing. I guess they were coming back, this evening. So sorry.
Matthew Fainter
God damn you all. Test things and if you're going to re-upload a bunch of shit turn the notifications off. I just had to delete 334 emails.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Sorry about that. There was a tech issue, earlier in the week, and a bunch of episodes were missing. I guess they’re coming back, now.
Darrek
Me too!!!....it's crazy...I'm sure this isn't James and Jimmy ...its a glich
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Sorry about that. There was a tech issue, earlier in the week, and a bunch of episodes were missing. I guess they’re coming back, now.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Sorry about that. There was a tech issue, earlier in the week, and a bunch of episodes were missing. I guess they’re coming back, now.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Sorry about that. There was a tech issue, earlier in the week, and a bunch of episodes were missing. I guess they’re coming back, now.
Kevin Skelton
Currently sitting at 252 emails received in the last 2 hours! And they just keep coming!
Richard Flatulence
PLEASE STOP THE EMAILS
Justin W
What’s with these out of control notifications? No matter what I do they won’t stop!
Heather
same! my phone wont stop going off
Corrine P
Im getting like 50 emails in a row now. Whoa. Whats happening. It's all old episodes in the emails.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
You’ll be getting duplicates of episodes that have baked in ads. Just listen to the one that is shorter
Jaina Young
I'm still getting duplicates of everything. 🤷🏼♀️ Do I need to uninstall and reinstall Patreon or something? And just curious: is the ad situation resolved? I'm still getting ads, but again, maybe it's a me problem?
Jennifer Anglace
yeah the duplicate demon is awful, I basically listen to 1 and mark the other as played- not sure how-to add/remove podcasts on the app
PurplePlissken
I've only just got all the duplicates now 😂
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Hi!! I'd like to help! Which podcast are you referring to?
Shellie Brown
I cant access anything but 7
Andrew Hughes
I listen on my PC while I work and only a handful of shows are available for me to listen to. The rest, when I click on them a QR code comes up and tells me to download an app. Unfortunately Patreon doesn't have an app in the Microsoft store. Any ideas what I should do? Thank you in advance! PS I love all your shows! Laugh my ass of every time!
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Which 3 for ya!
Tuckie’s mom
Three of the I5 killer ones aren’t working for me and haven’t been for two weeks. I’ve tried updating/redownloading a few times, I think they might be broken!
Stacy Cole
Same- I just joined today and I am seeing dups for STM-
Renee
I'm still seeing STM dupes
Ashley Pesek
I still can’t listen to part 5 on of the I 5 killer. Any help?
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
It’s intentional and temporary. Difficult to explain further than that. The shorter one is the ad free file.
Rancidmynd 69
Just got duplicates that you just posted. Got 2 of Lawnmower man.
Shawn
Guess we gotta just listed to every episode twice
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Are all of them duplicates or just a couple?
Monica Gilson
Hey guys Same here all duplicate episodes but not before the fix Including the new release
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
Are all of them duplicates? Or just a couple? Because if it’s just a couple, that is intentional and temporary.
Joni Jones
I’m still getting dupes, including the latest Oregon episode. Just FYI.
Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder
What’s not fixed? Are you able to listen to the back catalog?
Jeremiah Murila
Wasn't showing the duplicate episodes before, but after the update message was released, I started getting duplicate episodes. Both the ad-free episode and the one with baked in ads say (Ad-free) in the title. Not a big issue, but wanted to let you know what I've experienced if it helps you remedy the issue. Thanks guys. You've really increased the appeal to Patreon by including all the ad-free episodes.
Anyadarkstar
Not fixed at all lol
Sheila Jaggard
Keep up the good work. Do you ever sleep. Amazing how much content you put out each week.
🔮 Adminiwitch🔮
You guys are awesome! Thanks for always working so hard to give us all that you do. Because you’re assholes, but you’re not scumbags 🩷
HollywdPsychRN
10lbs. of content in a 1lbs platform. You broke them, just for us and so we could have everything. 🖤🖤🖤
Justin Simmons
A once per year tradition, it should be...
⛤✨ Pixie ✨⛤
I haven't even dived into the content yet so it doesn't affect me. 😂 Even if it did, I wouldn't complain! It's not that big of a deal. I just love supporting you guys. Thank you for all you do!
Harley Locklear
Love the shows, you guys are so informative and entertaining! Stm feed is good now but my cis feed has doubles now. No biggie since I'm caught up on cis.
chance crocker
Is this why it doesn’t show what episodes I’ve listened to anymore?
Amy
I’ll pay $5 for a baked in ad when the ad is weed gummies!
Jon McCarthy
The best deal in podcasting.
Mary Kowalski
Thanks for all you do! LOTS of work for you guys; Lots of laughs/entertainment for us 🤩👏🏼👏🏼
Lana Mccarthy
I fucking love you two
Megan Petty
Hahahahaha
Megan Petty
I think we all should know by now that u guys got our backs!!! U guys rock! Love love love. If I could give 10 stars I would!
Johnny smells like Jimmies Butthole
When is Whisman going to tell another story? I went back and listened to the one he did before, fucking gold! This probably isn’t the comment section for it but the people I believe would like another one of those. Am I wrong?
Anyadarkstar
Wooot
Heidi & Qtip!
#truth
Allie Knowlton
Thank you so much!!
Valerie Bilgri
You guys are awesome. Thanks for your dedication! 💕
gurgnuh
You did it you beautiful bastards!!!
Ryan Oakes
Why is issues with this app
Michael Sutheran
YEAAAY
Jon Brown (yes, real name)
This is amazing work. Great job for (going back years) taking care of your fans/listeners. You guys deserve it all. It's a long way from the broken window, the bum enema, and 70 degree AC on a "school-night"...🤣
Karen Burcher
IDFAF about ads. Please just keep the entertainment coming! Wish I could help and erase all of the bullshit and make your lives easier! Keep on keeping on! Your work is always stellar! 🤩
Kim Lowry
Nailed it.
lew
we don’t deserve this sort of comprehensive update. people need to chill the fuck out. i hope all the turds still griping are paying $100 a month (minimum) on patreon. appreciate y’all !
Daughterofabench
My OCD thanks you so much for this.
Christopher Burke
Couldn’t agree more. Thought I was getting a lot already for joining the Patreon, the ad free is a great perk. Though, can’t say I’d bitch about hearing an ad every now and then. Not the end of the world for me.
NaTasha Harris
That worked for me! Thanks 😊
NaTasha Harris
They did this already. 💜💜
Cam 🛸
Thanks for getting things fixed & keeping us entertained!
Lys
you guys should do an episode on any “bad reviews” that your podcast has gotten 😂 i think it would be pretty funny to turn it around on yourselves for just once. i know sometimes i enjoy a good laugh at myself or others hating on me Lol
Bubbsiedaisies
Thank you for delivering amazing content and your efforts to be ad free for patrons. You guys are awesome. I came for the bonus episodes absolutely thrilled with the ad free!
Lys
I was not expecting such a quick turnaround on all problems being resolved. fantastic! but what will we be able to complain about in the chat now? was hoping to have a little more time to btch and moan.. review 4 out of 5 stars
HelloBodegaKitty
Thank you for taking the time to give an explanation in addition to addressing people's concerns. The pods are great, of course, but the care you give your listeners is amazing too!
Andrew Betts
The irony of the baked in ad was for weed gummies
Jessica Black
We can all tell you're working so hard, thank you for what you do. Your pod has gotten me through some real tough sh**, I can't appreciate y'all enough.
Lori Harris
Thank you for all you do ❣️
Jesse Giamartino
Thanks for all you do!
Jen Doll Coulson
The occasional ad does not bother me, all good
Olivia Covert
Thanks for everything!
Joanne Potter
The ones I had been having trouble with work now. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Melantha Morgan
Y'all are the best! Thank you!
Christy Martel
Thank you for getting this all settled!
Jose Sanchez
I love yall man
Michael Baumunk
Sounds like a giant pain, thanks for all the stuff it takes to get us these shows
NaTasha Harris
Thank you! 😊
Judy Cronje
Thanks, guys!
Nicholas Loney
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