Post "BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - INTERNET SALAD!" by "CrimeInSports" from patreon

Tonya

well I love you guys and am actually mad that I can't make the stars go to 5!! I keep trying and it stops at 4.9 🤬 wtf is happening!! 🤣

Wes Hurd

You guys should read the new book Labyrinth by A.G. Riddle if you want a crazy take on artificial intelligence. When I put it down I thought holy crap that could actually happen at the rate we’re going.

Ele Crabapple

Me screaming “a tailor” at James’ asking who makes clothes for 1% of people 😂 a tailor for a t shirt sounds like a lot though

D.

Burr will find a way to call Saudis on their shit in a way that will make them laugh at themselves and not catch the subtle, perfect "fuck you" within it.

Big Dawg Tino Perez

I’m so glad you guys put this out thank you for speaking the truth about the Saudi Comedy hypocrisy. That was so disappointing to see Siddiq, Chappelle and Burr do that.

Amy Sousa

Great point! And imagine, back then it was unimaginable that Orson Wells was able to pull that off, meanwhile here we are still trying to convince people that the AI monkey isn’t real. Omg James is right, we’re so fucked.

Amy Sousa

Same here!

Jocelyn

How could you fix NHL games? Also I'm a leafs fan if it was fixed those fuckers would would make it past the second round.

GD2D

I’m upping my Patreon 3 more dollars! Thank you

Daniella Smith

I’ll have you know that one year the “NZ bird of the year” election voting was hacked resulting in a huge election fraud scandal.

Tonto OG

Yes

Tonto OG

Legendary

Trinidad Bernardino

I live 5 or 10 miles from bear river.

rebecca

If the Broncos don’t make it to the playoffs, i’ll be talked about on your show for “having a stern talk” with the owner of the NFL😛

Jason Christopher

This may be may favorite episode of these guys ever.

Tammy Hedrick

I'm 49, I dress however I want.

Erin Taylor

Don’t ever change, guys!!! Keep on keepin’ it real. 💜💜💜

Marie Cephas

So long, farewell

Monica Horton

This was an unfortunate episode. I will no longer support STM after the awful things you’ve used this platform to say about comics you admittedly do not know personally. We have bought merch, saw the show live in Dallas, are long time Patreon supporters but no more old friends. I don’t know Theo Von personally but I do know his podcast helped bring me out of a deep depression after being laid off and I know I’ve NEVER heard him speak about other people in the awful way you spoke about him and other comics on this episode. And the conversation was about the festival and Theo turned down the invite so you chose to throw him under the bus for no reason. And what kind of person goes around polling clubs on who’s the worst comic to come through? Get a damn life already but most importantly please think about the platform and reach you have and use it for good instead of gossip and hatred.

Joe B

Gentlemen, My monthly Patreon contribution isn't much, but I'm doubling it after hearing your brutally funny and openly honest take on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Trina

I love it when James and Jimmie go off about other comics. Then I know who not to listen to, give my money to, or support. ❤️

JJ (Jesslyn)

Why should "westernization" be the standard? Wtf does that even mean? It's fine not to agree with a government but the rest of your comment sucks. I literally have family in the middle East, maybe try not to view everything through a "western" lens. It's not superior.

Brandy Dallas

By the way, James and Jim, you are spot on regarding blood money, hypocrisy, and that area of the world. I love that yall said it. I love it!

Brandy Dallas

I’ve been stationed in the Middle East, while they promote “westernization” it really isn’t. Admittedly I did feel mostly safe but I did spend most of my time at work on base. So? But allow me to say this, Bahrain is the Vegas of the Middle East. It’s well known that “what happens in Bahrain stays in Bahrain.” Saudis come over the bridge and party their asses off, booger sugar, booze, and hookers. It was annoying as hell to see and experience the hypocrisy of that area of the world. If you really want to boil your blood look into how the Qatari government got the World Cup and how they built the facilities for the World Cup. It’s awful. I’ve never seen such a drastic version of the “haves and the have nots.” It’s wild. This alone will get me in a soap box for hours.

Catherine Maldonado

The AI monkey video tricking people is just today’s version of broadcasting The War of the Worlds in the 30s 😅

Jaimie Harris

I’m 49 years old and look a lot younger and I work from home and I have the same problem with clothes. So I just wear jeans and graphic tees and sweaters in the cold months. I would dress more goth if I left the house more than once a week. I feel your pain guys!

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

Danny Masterson is a Scientologist, so I think Phillips got away from Scientology.

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

To be honest, I assumed James and Jimmie were saying "no" to other podcasts because they're too busy

Travis Gorham

I LOVE INTERNET SALAD

Carey Turner

Could also try Stitch Fix for your clothes shopping? I’m sure they’d have access to your sizes and tastes..

Mike TV

I'm from Texas, but I lived in Saudi Arabia for 8 years. They treat women worse than the U..S. treated African-Americans in the Jim Crow era south, it's like pre-civil war south. They really do behead people, too. I've seen the blood stained chopping block and stakes they hang the heads on. Just basic and violent human rights violations. An older female friend of mine, a wonderful funny amazing sweet lady, she got caught driving and they put her in prison for like a year. Just for driving while female, a D.W.F. Doing a show there is pretty much the same as doing a show for the Nazis pre WWII, you can't pretend like you don't know what those people are about, those comedians are all pieces of shit. I just have to add, the Saudi people aren't bad, they are just people same as anywhere, a lot of their customs are better than we have in the West, but the ruling Regime is breaking human rights. You can get your head chopped off and put on a stick if you speak out against them. Who is going to speak out for the Saudi people if America's outspoken comedian elite is bought and paid for by the regime?

Angela P Jackson

I get lucid dreams all the time. I know im dreaming and I can change what I want in my dreams. I've also had sleep paralysis many times and I have now mastered waking myself us from one🤷🏾‍♀️. The brain is a crazy thing.

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

Jessica Kirson announced her divorce in June, so maybe she does need the money 🤣

Larry Conger

WwF had a Fake Sammy Hagar in MSG in 1986, https://youtu.be/YVOOVL9RO3o?si=6DSdW4o5cx2ezM0T

KimboRad

Um James, find a tailor. They are worth it.

Cali kayak

The movies they are working on are AI, while still having an actor read the lines (Voice acting). There is a TV show called “Secret Level”. I personally liked the episode’s simply because it’s different. But there was Keanu Reeves and Samuel L Jackson along with 1 famous actor per episode or more.

Jim Underhill

T shirt and blue jeans is all you need

Amanda Wedden-Gribble

Hopefully your stupid opinions is doing amazing. If not there definitely is a place for Internet Salad.

Em

Following for this important information

Em

(I know you don't care about blow-back)

Dionne Joseph

'LGBTQ community'? Really, Jimmy? I stopped listening. I don't want to hear anything about the 'Trans' morons. I listen to you to get away from that crap.

Em

I worry that you'll get some blow-back over your honesty--hope not. But it is incredibly refreshing to hear your (rather passionate) opinions about this festival! Thanks for always being real.

Em

Can verify: bought 28x38s online for my (extremely) tall skinny kid!

Natalie Baker reppinSANTANVALLEY

Fire in the Sky! Watch it! That's the AZ abduction story

Granny Rachel

James, Levi jeans makes long skinny guy pants.

Pat Schoolastra

Guys - go to your local dry cleaner and have your clothes tailored. Buy them a little large or long and have it done. It’s actually pretty inexpensive and they’ll look a million times better than clothes that don’t fit. Started doing this in my late 30s. Makes almost everything look 100 times better. Usually around $15-$20 per item.

Patrick Roseberry

James talking about UFOs and mentions loggers, and I immediately went, "Oh, Travis Walton!" Btw, I'd love for you guys to do another terrible real estate report episode!

Eveline

For clothes try massimo duty

Eveline

Jack is even old money … why????

Eveline

Dalene you should go for it!!!

Jon Phipps

Listening to the Live Nation portion of this......the boys aren't touring next year, are they? 😶😶😶

Matthew Villeneuve

James brought up the movie " fire in the sky '... Love it

Laura Burgard

I too wear an xl top and medium bottom due to baby legs. Gotta get you a friend who hems.

Amanda C.

I fucking LOVE Kathleen Madigan... 🥹🥰💀

Olivia Fisher

So glad I support you guys 🩷🩷🩷 I love that the true scumbags outed themselves with that festival. No one finds Jack Whitehall, Theo Von or Matt Rife funny anyway, and it’s the only place Louis CK or Aziz Ansari (aside from writing his own movie) can get hired 😆 #imanassholenotascumbag

Nicki Sunshine ☀️

I love the bring the curtain talk ☺️

Margaret E Bounsavy

I could listen to James rant any day of the week!! I thought the funniest/craziest thing I'd have yesterday was seeing "human torture devices" as an insurable commodity ...seriously right there on the drop down between "household goods" and "jewelry"..until I heard this...Napoleon's Army and their shitcicles, AI monkeys in Jersey, views on the Saudi comedy fest, and why James and Jimmie can't find pants that fit...you 2 never disappoint!

MilsurpHandloader

James, tell us how you really feel lol

Jason Orzechowski

I could listen to a daily podcast of internet salad so good!

Dalene Antionette Kruger

I love these guys... lol

Dalene Antionette Kruger

And may I ask why the hell is jimmy still single???? Lol ...

Dalene Antionette Kruger

Its all so healthy for me tho!!!!

Barking Spider

I know it's not healthy for James, but I love when he goes on a rant. It is hilarious 😂😂😂

Jay 'n Dubs

6'7" thin guy here, 38" inseam. American Tall is a lifesaver

MF Doom

James thinks anyone born pre 1890 is some neanderthal who doesn't understand language or tool use

Helen

I fucking love you guys so much, oh my god!! 😜🥰 as Penny says soooO fucking genuine 🙏

Penny

I once said that everyone should have to do customer service for at least two years. Rudeness is the lowest form of communication. You guys are so genuine, I appreciate you so much.

Mail Lady Andrea

I wish they did a morning show where they just banter back and forth. James & Jimmie make my day :)

Luke Rutter

Hey James, 6'4" skinny guy here. The only place I have ever found comfortable pants that actually have that size is Hollister, I know I know. They do sell more than just the pre ripped horse shit. Just trying to help out my man.

Gabrielle Moore

More internet salad please. James ranting and Jimmie talking shit makes my day. ❤️

Mana aka LadyLuck7x

I love the takes on the comedy scene, it’s so interesting to hear about. Hopefully there will be more!

Morgan Willenbring

I hate this saying but, damn if I don't feel "seen." Love the fuck out of y'all.

Maggie King

Thank you for telling Saudi Arabia to jack off. Their Wahhabist sect is the most repressive on earth. And I'm happy we helped liberate y'all from comedian wage slavery! Next? Pay toilets. Great epi!

Cayla Ross

Can you please do more episodes of you just talking shit and “burning bridges”? Ilysfm

Cayla Ross

GTFOOO. You guys are way too lazy to be prospectors. 😛

Elli Sponable

The one valid use of AI music is my dad's coworker who used AI to make a song about what a mean person he is 😅

Adam Hanson

James would definitely hate going to Saudi. Somehow a hotter version of Phoenix.

Sheri Zylstra

Haaha “there will be POOP”

David AndMelina

Try DXL, James. They have 1 XLT clothes

Jeremy Doran

I knew Theo Vaughn was a piece of shit. Look at his face

Anthonyk

Damn james. Tell us how you really feel. I love the hate.

Luke Siemon

I fucking love you guys got this shit is top tier

Amy Rodriguez

We gotta bring back the word hack. They are fucking hacks… disregard their trash

Cara (Care-uh)

I LOVE the Matt Rife and Theo Von hate! Oh my fucking god, I can't stop rage-laughing out of pure validation - I'm SO glad you guys finally told us who it is. I hate Matt Rife's dumb, frat boy fucking face and that constant shitty, cocky look in his eyes. That just made my whole day lol

Jane

My heart is SO full! So relieved these two are not hacks like the most of them. Thank gawd.

Maria Hunter

I saw you in Medford, MA last December. I’m a middle aged Black woman. Everyone from every background and age was at the show. Love you guys.

Jane

AND her BFF Lewis Black! Fucking love that man.

Jane

Oh my GAWD I totally agree. He’s been in my top 5 for decades. Wtf, Bill? Apparently flying helicopters has completely changed his value system. Total betrayal.

Jane

Jim Jeffries can eat a bag of smelly dicks! He’s a piece of shit. Americans are suckers for accents, it’s a shame.

Merideth Ivy

Hi! Speaking of shopping for tall people: my hubs is skinny and 6'4" and my FIL is skinny and 6'7". I found a clothing company for them called American Tall and it's a lifesaver!

Jamie O

I was so disappointed with Burr. I listened to his podcast every week for years, and have stopped. He ranted about billionaires and racists constantly, and then goes and performs for them. The more famous these comedians get, the more out of touch they are. It also seems like none of them talked about the show until after it happened, which is weird.

Clinton Salisbury

I could listen to y’all talk about the comedy scene for hours.

Caleb Farlee

❤️

Kirsty McHale

Jack Whitehall and Jimmy Carr definitely don't need the money. Jimmy Carr recently hosted an event for Israeli officials in London, I believe. Also got caught for tax evasion. That man and morals have never met.

Brian The Food Guy

I do agree that hypocrisy is idiocy. Be a money whore and embrace that. You have a different view of it being as you’re in that industry. I personally look at it like this: I don’t give a fuck. They exist to entertain me and I give zero fucks about your personal beliefs. I can simply disconnect from you if I disagree and find someone else to entertain me. You two for example are politically and socially the opposite side of where I am but I don’t give a fuck. You guys understand your audience and understand you’re entertainers. You’re not flexing and imposing your belief system onto your audience and requiring their buy in. Love you two and the biggest reason I listen to you is because you’re entertainers and you entertain. Keep doing what you’re doing. Love your stuff.

Donald Simmons

I could have guessed matt rife, he looks like a giant douche. But Theo, I'm disappointed.

Monika

Couldn’t be happier to support this show.

Lil Squish

I love John caporulo. His Netflix special meet cap was my first true exposure to stand up as an adult.

Jill Gianfransico

I can’t tell you how much I appreciate that you guys aren’t actual scumbags,, I have been so disappointed with so many people over the last year, my money is so well spent here❤️

Anaise Morgan

James! Old Navy has good options for tall people. My husband is 6’7” and on the thinner side and they have things that fit him in length without the width. Same with pants, except only use the website. The in store options are trash.

It'sMeBethany

Jumanji style

Jacob Wollman

I wonder if James feels the same about the WWE and Saudi Arabia as he does for the comedy festival. That rant is identical to the ones I’ve been on about them lol

Gemma Day

I feel you. I’m 4ft 11 and can’t sew. I’ve started wearing my 9 year old son’s cast offs.

ZachK

Thought i loved and respected these guys already, but hearing what they have to say about Riadh and just the comedy world in general makes me respect them 100x more, some of the only guys in comedy with legitimate integrity nowadays, makes me even happier to support them by being a patron

Skoops

Whitney Cummings is dating an abusive pro skater

Cam 🛸

I listened last night and I’m still not over Jimmie saying he’s bald because he has no hair 😂😂😂

Matt Fost

I’m so happy the love Ralphie he seemed like such a great guy.

Kari Bose

Jimmy Carr probably doesn't need the money- but idk if he paid all his taxes or not... so he may need the money..??

BlueNanogoo

My dad is a 6'5" skinny guy. He buys the "large tall" size from LL Bean.

okwelgoodlckwthat

Okay, absolutely love that i have been listening to you guys for years and yall have not sold out or changed - I heard about the festival and was frothing at the mouth waiting to hear your opinions on these "comedians." Also, we're gonna need all of the theo von tea you have lolol I petition a bonus episode specifically for that. Lastly, we're all proud of you for being in the top 20 ❤️ you guys rock.

Mandy

I will never give any of those comedians any support ever again, including watching their shitty Netflix specials or whatever. Fuck every single one of them. You have people out here in the streets risking their lives for their principles, and these assholes only care about money. Garbage people. 🗑️

Shayne Bartlett

Absolutely right with the money, and its ego. To say hahaha motherfuckers I did a show for the princes. Yea princes wanted it.

Jason Gladney

Can I get your guys' 2 cents? I want to open a comedy club and what do I need to in order to make it a dream venue for comics (within reason of coarse). I'm looking at an old 400 seat movie theater in northwest indiana (NOT GARY!!). THANKS

Molly Goggin

This episode has more tea than lilly Allen's new album

Manj Sangha

I thought it was more frustration that you have to kiss arse, bend over or be associated with someone who is already “made” to get any props.

magnoliasouth

This may have already been said but Jack Whitehall, definitely does not need the money. His name was one of the few names I recognized in your list because I no longer trust most American comedians (after all their political crap they insert into their gigs). For this reason I listen to a lot of British comedians. Jack, is British and quite funny, though I recently watched one of his that was a little off. You boys though are excellent in my book. My husband and I listen to you often and we refer to y'all as "the boys". It's a compliment, believe me.

Manj Sangha

So refreshing to hear some honesty about other comedians! When I saw that Burr, Chappelle, Jefferies, Santino, Lee, Maniscalco chose to accept blood and oil money, it’s tainted me admiration for them and their work. That why I’m with James and Jimmie til the grave. Funny, down to earth with some fucking morals, norms and values. God bless you two arseholes 🙌🏽🙌🏽

Robin

Leaving this comment before even finishing the Internet Salad episode. YES YES YES . Your audience HAS to be diverse, because I’m a 63 year old grandma and I’m fairly sure not your target audience. I have listened for a long time and LOVE YOU “boys”. I’ve always felt that you were sincere and CARE about those who support you. (Anyone else keep pausing to look the Saudi bound comedians up? ) THANK YOU, and I’m hoping you mentioned Kathleen Madigan and Lewis Black as two of the GOOD ONES as I love them both. Please keep going, and hey, tell us how you REALLY feel …😉 Now I’m going to listen to the rest, LOVE YOU AND GOODNIGHT

Jaxon

You never sound good making someone else sound bad, James sounds salty his comedy career only took off when he put murder podcasts together instead of just writing material😬

Agnieszka Lin

I don't think Jack Whitehall needs money either 🤣🙈

Laurel Salmon

This movie traumatized me so deeply as a child! I was afraid of aliens for years!

Daddy Doyle

Cool comment. Ass.

Daddy Doyle

Fire in the sky is the story for AZ.

Jarvis Wrinkle

Absolute gold!

Corinna Moon

Come to your nearest emergency department and see how dumb the population is. We are not ok.

JJ (Jesslyn)

Also yes, straight up. That royal family in Saudi....are no royals. My husband is Jordanian and he hates Saudi.

JJ (Jesslyn)

I need to know who was the biggest a**hole in GR MI? Kidding, I don't care. Speaking of all different kind of people, I was at your GR show and I'm a visibly Muslim woman. Felt fine, no one batted an eye. Love you guys!

Jane Blackbird

I do love these behind the curtain looks at comedy. Fascinating! Signed “a blue haired lady” who loves my Shut Up and Give Me Murder peeps. ✌️

Michecherfind

The problem is it never goes both ways! Sadly!

Michecherfind

Love you Jimmy, but Listening to a grown man say the “R” word is RETARDED! . There’s literally one word you can’t say. The rest is pandering cuck. ICK!!

Michael Velez

Jimmy! I'm 6 feet tall and wear the same pant length! 32 is too long, 30 too short. My wife is shorter than me and her pants are four inches longer

Zach Hollander

Wooooooooooooooooo

Zekah Crook

I'm 6'4" 378.. My torso is super long and my legs are short... Sadly when clothes go up in Xs they just get wider not longer

Trisha Sirevaag

Shopping for tall people is no joke! My ex husband is 6'9" and buying him clothes was a damn nightmare! When clothes get longer, they get so wide!

Jason M

I love the comedy talk, just getting perspective about other comedians from comedians is great. I could listen to them talk about comedy and their history in the business, every week.

Mercadante

You guys went on an Angel Hernandez rant but he retired in 2024 season and didn't call any games this year 😭

Mishka Wolfy

I'm only 5 feet tall. Lucky I can sew because I've have to shorten every pair of jeans and pants I've ever bought.

Michelle Clancy

I’m so glad to hear Ralphie May was as nice a dude as I imagined him to be.

Eileen Splitt

So good, I've listened to this twice!

Kristi B Green

My absolute favorite comedian is Suzy "Eddie" Izzard and their bit on Russia getting invaded is hilarious. Check out the special Dressed to Kill from 1998. "Napoleon invaded Russia, then retreated saying 'it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold, then Germany came along and said 'I've got a better idea, only to retreat saying 'it's the same idea, it's the same idea'"

Stephen Watts

There was once a fake Sammy Hagar that succeeded in getting on the ring and introduced as Sammy Hagar at an 80s WWF show Bret Hart has talked about it as the fake Hagar was on the same flight as him, Jim Neidhart and Adrian Adonis, and they were convinced that he must be the real Hagar because he was doing obscene level of cocaine so they vouched for him at the Garden that night.

D Coen

OMG!! My spouse has the same issue! He just wears cargo pants now. lol His inseam is also 28 and he is 5'4.

Amy MacAbee

Man I love you guys. I can't tell you how bad I needed this episode. Thanks so much for being real. Huge sigh of relief!! It's just nice to have confirmation that people you really enjoy aren't assholes in disguise. Peace & Love to you!!

Jen Matthews

I love you guys for pointing something out. You like us all coming together from all different places, and lots of different points of view. I know my political views don’t line up with you, I love Jesus and read my bible. However, I’m just a real person with a real sense of humor and I love so many of the same things as you. I go to every live show, I watch every online show, I’ve been a Patron for years. YOU GUYS ARE MY FAVORITE because you just accept everyone. And so do I, even though we have some different views. Love you both so so so so much! Please never stop with all the Trading Places and My Cousn Vinny references 😆

Jayfield

Guys, tell us how you REALLY feel.😝

Chas Williams

Bonobos.com gap under510.com petermanningnyc and ash and Erie have 28” inseam, Jimmie

Jordyn Fahey

My favorite type of salad, yayyyyy!!! Also gals lucid dreams can end in sex too 😂 if you’re good at it… takes a lot of practice. I mostly fly to my favorite places from past dreams. People ask why I sleep so much.

Carol King

That came out all wrong. I meant to say lucid dreams and Chase dreams. And nightmares do go together I dictate into my phone. I don’t type so what comes out if I don’t proofread is what it sent.

Adrienne Reifel

Love you guys.

Carol King

I lose a dream all the time and I do a lot of flying. I love it when I fly sometimes it will be Chase Street where I am trying to fly away from somebody or I am teaching somebody how to fly in my dreams. I wish that I could actually do that in real life, but then I will have some real horrible nightmares where I wake up just freaked out. It is so strange so lucid, dreaming and nightmares you go together I also have what’s called exploding head syndrome look that one up that’s a real weird one. I’ve never really been diagnosed with it, but I know that’s what I have and I’ve read a book about brain disorders and dreaming that was really interesting. That had all the different things in there and exploded syndrome is strange. I don’t get it all the time, but when I first started getting it I would be startled awake thinking that somebody was breaking into the house now that I know what it is it doesn’t bother me, but I first thought that I had maybe a brain tumor or something.

Carol King

Yes, please tell the story about how you met Sarah. I want to hear that one.

Carol King

Guillermo del Toro Just said that he would rather die than use AI

Tracey

Makes me feel good knowing the Kathleen Madigan and Lewis Black have integrity. I've always been a fan of comedians and not media celebrities.

Tiny SirJen

I haven't even listened to this yet but based on the comment section I'm beyond excited.

Ashley W.

Lets say there's a couple of comedy clubs that would dismember a NYT journalist while he was still alive...would you perform for them? Christ, Bill Burr has Disney Mandalorian money!

Tracey

I love the boys stance on Saudi Arabia and their horrible treatment of humans. I'm disappointed in every single comedian who sold out.

Alexis Brooks

"Let's bring back 'whore' in Deadwood, they're proud of it!" "These people are money grubbing WHORES!" Pick a lane, is it a slur or not?

Monica Fitzgerald

Ladies have it rough too buying clothes! I fu*cking hate buying clothes.

Ashley W.

Re: lucid dreaming, I did this earlier this morning - I was having a stress dream about being late for work. I guess I was awake enough to tell myself "why the fuck are you stressed out, it's Sunday, you don't work Sundays, dream about something else." And then the dream switched to something else that I can't remember. Sometimes I'll do that if I'm having a nightmare, too - just be like "fuck this, I'm out of here." And it works.

Sarah Repp

Would love to hear the “how I met Sarah story”! Huge fan of roasting other comics. Keep up the good work! Finally, for someone who goes to comedy shows pretty often - is it “uncouth” to slip some cash to a good opener? What is an acceptable amount to say “hey, I see you, and I know you don’t make dick, but I wanna support you”

Julie Larkowski

I also have very vivid dreams and nightmares. I had a recurring dream about tornadoes every time I was under stress and my dad told me to dream about them going away. Sure enough, the next dream I had about tornadoes they dissipated and the sun came out. There might have even been a goddamn rainbow!

Julie Larkowski

There are a lot of stories about her dating from the late 90s about her being a piece of shit. However, I understand not wanting to believe the allegations.

William O'Connor

Like finding a golden nugget in the big bear river or whatever

William O'Connor

Always like hanging out with a couple friends. Thank you guys for working so tirelessly to make me and everyone else laugh. Authenticity is so rare nowadays that when you find it , it’s priceless

Kramer and his Cougar MILF

Top 20 for 8 years?!..... What an incredible stat; I literally said aloud, "I'm so happy for you guys." 🥳🎉🥰 Thank you, and keep it up!

Stanton Parsons

This was the best rant the boys ever put out. It warms the heart

The System

Nothing beats comics talking shit about comics and the standup industry

Danielle Doane Montalvo

I was dying over the shopping for hard sizes! My husband is an XXL top, L pants w 29 inseam and my ex Husband is also 6’4 and Italian. I have spent lots of time trying to shop for those impossible sizes too !

Zachary Dickson

Thank you for calling out the Saudi comedy festival! Hypocritical, money grubbing assholes.

Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥

James, you're Italian. Rock the leisure suits and track suits. I love you guys, you're so awesome 💯

Ed ‘Moose’ Grant

Lucid dreaming is kind of easy to get into: for a week or two, make yourself look at a clock once/twice a day and ask yourself “Am I dreaming?” blink heavily then look at the numbers again. It tricks your brain; in a dream the numbers/words on any clock or sign will rearrange themselves….I’m not sure why this is. But if you train your brain to notice it moving in a dream, it makes you aware you’re in a dream. Then you can lucid dream….. No I’m not that high at the moment haha

Max Wilson

I’m a lucid dreamer. Took my several years to learn to control it. I think what I want to dream about and as I fall asleep my brain continues the story. Took me seven years to control my flying in my dreams. I was scared of heights in the beginning and would get the urge to crash into the ground. Now it’s fine. Last night I was fighting zombie hordes and using energy blasts. 😁

Alexis Brooks

I lucid dream, and it's usually flying. Sometimes it's something awesome and I'm like, oh shit, this is clearly a dream.

Nik

Love you guys!!

Dion Brass

I think the unknown comedian was Jimeoin (pronounced Jim Owen). He's an Irish comedian that was pretty big in Australia. Haven't kept up on his career since I moved to the US so didn't realise he was still working.

Terri Hliwski

The clothing struggle - I wish I had answers. My ex-husband is 6'10" - and I'm 5'1", but with big legs from martial arts and heavy lifting. He couldn't find pants long enough and my pants were always too long to fit my legs 😅

Cosmo's ma

Monday and capitalism has ruined everything. Sports, comedy, movies....seriously hate this timeline.

Cosmo's ma

This is why I give you both my money month after month. You guys have actual integrity 👏

NonniX2

I had a lucid dream for the first time in my life recently. I've always heard that you shouldn't ask the date or time in a lucid dream. So once I realized I was having one, it's the first thing I did. Believe the hype.... DO NOT ASK THOSE QUESTIONS! It didn't end well!

Laura Gordon

Oh my god I just knew it was gonna be Matt Riffe!!

Braylen

Disease killed so many more soldiers than bullets between 1800 and 1910. In the Spanish - American War, 400 US soldiers were killed in combat, 5000 died of disease.

Ashley Valencia

It’s not only bad for our brains, and that people are now wired to like and scroll quickly so they don’t even know they are looking at AI, it’s killing the environment and causing huge spikes in the cost of everyone’s electricity. The data centers that all this crap comes from is consuming mass quantities of clean water too.

Ashley Valencia

So glad y’all are anti-AI. It’s so bad. For so many reasons!

Steve Tancredi

I fucking love you guys

Jason Forrest

I love this so much, and I especially love the honesty of opinions where you get to express your feelings as opposed to always giving to your fan base. Keep being you guys, guys!

Darcy Meyer

This was hilarious and also so proud of your top 20 for 8+ years ♥️

Bri Girao

THANK YOU for saying truths about that comedy festival! What people will do for money is disgusting. I lost a lot of respect for a lot of comedians after that. Never had any respect for Kevin Hart... he really will do anything for money... get lost down THAT rabbit hole!

Alexis Bergstrom

Guys, might I suggest a tailor? 😁 They can work miracles!

Samuel Katz

Wait I’m so confused why these other comics don’t like Caparulo, Madigan, and Lewis Black??

Aaron Cooper

Thank you for confirming that Theo is an asshole. From the first time I saw him I felt that something was off.

Booklady

I read that Napoleon lost at Waterloo because of hemorrhoids💩😩! He couldn't ride his horse around to scope out the battle. There's a book about it!

Sandy Salvato

Internet Salad are my FAVORITE episodes. I love all the stories. Maybe this could be a new series....

Mishka Wolfy

Fluffy! WHAT! That surprised me.

Jonas Bernt von Lundstedt

Gloves off guys. Love it! No BS and no sellouts. 😍

Michelle Miller

Possibly, just possibly, Masterson's wife didn't want to believe the allegations? Imagine if one of you were accused of something as horrible as rape while out touring; you would do everything in your power to convince your loved ones you were innocent. In turn, they would believe in your innocence. There have been false accusations against celebrities for decades, for money or fame, so it is plausible. POSSIBLY she believed in his innocence. I don't follow the news, I am just speaking from the heart.

Maggie79

OMG you guys THANK YOU for finally ending the edging on the top two assholes, Matt Rife was one of my guesses 🤣Thank you for always keeping it real, and for the shout out to my all time favorite comedian Kathy Madigan

Michelle Miller

My brothers were 6'5" and 6'11"; my mom struggled to find clothes for them. Wranglers from Walmart were the only pants she could find for them. Somehow I can't see James wearing Wranglers.😆 I think jeans and t-shirts or jerseys are relatable to who your audience is, with complete respect; may try Big&Tall? 🤷‍♀️

Kat Irving

I learned how to lucid dream just because I have really bad nightmares and I need to be able to wake myself up out of it. You pick one thing like an apple or a dog and it tells you brain that this is a dream.

Riley

Holy shit, Jimmie’s commentary about his legs 😭

Jane

Oh, also, the new three-part series on the Calabria mafia is siiiiiiick.

Jane

BBC is shit, too. Check out Mad In America, and US Right To Know. There are a handful of others. As a developing public health scientist, those are the only two I can trust right now, though.

Jane

I had a ticket and a good seat for your Seattle show, but couldn’t pivot the funds to make the trip. I’m terribly sad over it. This episode makes my heart full, and it reaffirms exactly why the two of you are legit as fuck. You make the best team and you’re my favorite. Thank you, too, for the half-off merch sales, because my t-shirt collection is stacked with your stuff!! It’s painful having to choose from all the art, colors, and blends, but boy oh boy is it a fun package to receive! Hell fuck yes to persisting and rising as you’ve done. Wishing you continued, well-deserved success. It’s an honor to be your fan and to watch ya’ll shine! (my “house” was a “house” with zero cakes) Safety 5th! Xx, Jane

Brittani Sweatman

I would love for y’all to record one of your car conversations and release it as a bonus lol

Shelley

I LOVE the salad episodes! More football talk please. I want to hear your thoughts and opinions on players, coaches, owners, new rules, old rules etc. I appreciate you guys. You have ruined ALL other podcasts for me though! You're the BEST.❤️❤️

Kristen Merek

Cackling at James telling Jimmie “I got all your extra legs” 🤣

Matressa, Countess of Whorington

I'd love if Kate McKinnon showed up somewhere and passed as Justin Beiber.

Tabitha Helberg

pants talk, i love it.

Nicolas Parent

Speak the truth, fuck all those clones

Stephen Tot

I loved your take on the whole comedians going to Saudi Arabia

Crowded Crow

I find Travis Walton's abduction story to be one of the most credible I've heard; from everything I've learned about his life and integrity of character, he seems like a good man. It's difficult to imagine just how terrifying and alienating (yep) that experience had to have been, the abduction itself and being treated like an unhinged fool when he tried to tell others. I was in high school when Fire In The Sky appeared in theaters; it was a big deal in the rural area of Oregon where I live, because they filmed some of the scenes on location nearby, even though his alleged abduction took place in Arizona.

Myca Chatfield

Bill Burr was the biggest disappointment. It’s like a death. I will mourn who I thought he was.

Teresa Thompson

*went

Teresa Thompson

Guys... I was 5'8' at 12. We t to my mom and said "Is this gonna stop?" "Oh yes" she replied.... You're going through puberty, blah, blah etc... 2 years later I was 6 feet plus. Never could buy jeans until my 40s that weren't men's 36" inseam.

Teresa Thompson

Doesn't it suck to be a Tween twice?? ( Tween young and tween old) 🤣

Stephen Tot

Also Jim Jefferies is a scumbag and is not funny. Another person who should be been a hand job

Liz Rutherford

Stalingrad was the first thing I thought of when I read Napoleon went to Russia. The Russian winter is the boss level of winter.

Stephen Tot

Kevin Hart is a talentless money whore. I don't find him funny he needs to be dwarf thrown off a building

Chrissy Pinheiro

I was a sleepwalking.. night terror having kid until HS.. the lucid dreaming is a real thing... those I still get.. thankfully.. only one of my sons inherited the sleepwalking and the rest

Andrea Conner

I fucking love that my tiny contribution can help the boys not be total sell outs. We saw you in Madison. Can't wait to do it again.

SadThor

I agree Rob Schneider does suck all the ass.

Carol King

AI is killing us. This is why I am not into social media too much crap going on in this world.

Steph

Great episode. LOVED everything you talked about re: asshole comedians. I wish people could see through these assholes, and that extends to all of entertainment from You Tubers to podcasters to reality stars to well known celebrities. There are SO many out there who don’t care about a god damn thing but money and fame. I actually know someone who has been on TV on and off for decades, but not for awhile - he’s just trying to play his fans with lie after lie after lie to hone his image as a humble man with a good heart, but that is all a bullshit con. In reality, he does not give a fuck about anyone or anything unless it will make him money or make him famous. He is really a cold-hearted con man. He is not a good person but his fans think he is. What I love about you guys is you are the “real real” (or at least I hope my take on you is right - but I think it is). I love your authenticity and your willingness (and guts) to show yourselves as you really are. I am so sick of how America has been taken over by these assholes AND the fucking stupid people who lap it all up on social media and believe all the bullshit is actual truth. A country of phonies, fuckers, and dumb asses. This is one of my hot buttons too 😉

Susan Anderson

This country no longer has legitimate news outlets. Delete social, get your news from BBC

David Smart

God damn you guys hate yourselves far too much

Liz Lotterhos

This episode is so good. Jimmie! My sister and I are the same height. I’m all torso, she’s all legs. It’s a whole thing. I smoked more cigarettes than her for longer during our growing period.

Mattieb_23

thought you guys had Kashmir sweaters and all that from the one sponsor 😂😂

Amy Van Vliet

Jimmie my son has a long torso and short little baby legs too. He is only 5. But it’s my fault I am built like that too.

Liz Lotterhos

James kinda going after Andrew Schulz made my day. I got the feeling he would say more in person. 🤣 James! I would love to have that conversation.

Zach W

I've been a listener for around 7 years, and I'm glad as both a fan and a person that you guys have been able to carve out your own niche

RjA

Oh! Now I understand and agree!!!

RjA

What story on Theo? You guys speak about comedians with PASSION!

Wryslok

FIre in The Sky Travis Walton

Stephanie Hale

Bill Burr announced and cancelled in the same week at the Fremont Theater in San Luis Obispo, CA

Wryslok

Yesss. I've been listening since the beginning. Never really heard the ORIGIN STORY

The socialworker and the bat

I would love to hear an internet salad about the origins of small town murder and crime in sports and stories from the road and doing live shows.

Alicia Robinson

The alien abduction In Arizona is Fire in the sky. That’s the movie they made based in the true story. It happened in Snowflake Arizona. I lived up that way for a few years and locals would talk about the guy who got abducted. He used to speak at an alien convention for years.