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Questions for Deciding Whether To Go Out If You're an Introvert
🕑 Added 2023-12-01 05:18:27 +0000 UTCHave you racked up a minimum of three days of solitude in a row?
Have you made a comprehensive list of pros and cons for attending the event?
Have you counted your spoons?
Will the people at the event look at you weird if you sit in the corner with a fluffy unicorn?
Will the people at the event look at you weird if you begin drooling on said unicorn while muttering something about missing your blankie?
Has Netflix been utterly annihilated?
If Netflix has been utterly annihilated, can you retain your sanity for the duration of the event, or will you climb onto the snack table threatening to murder your fluffy unicorn with a pair of scissors because life has ceased to have meaning and you’re no longer afraid of a prison sentence?
Have meteorologists predicted a cold day in hell?
Is there Netflix in hell?
And unicorns?
And scissors?
