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It takes a lot to make me resent the sight of a penis, but your cock shot avatar is a lot.
🕑 Added 2024-01-23 04:35:55 +0000 UTCIf I had the time, I would happily make a religion out of penises. I love them hard. I love them soft. I love them cut. I love them even more *un*cut. I have opinions about upward curves and philosophies about lack of curves. Mostly, I just want to put all of them in my mouth. If I was sluttier, I would set up a glory hole right outside my front gate. I’d love it if it was raining cocks (hallelujah).
I appreciate veins and lack of veins. I’ll take any colour and width. Essentially, I am a holistic cock connoisseur who can find something to like about any shape and size. If you’re on my friends list and have a penis pic, I can assure you I’ve investigated. There’s only one type of cock I don’t like: the unsolicited kind. Pics that are hidden politely in your album are respectful. The instant you put away your respect and shove that baby in my face, though, I lose all appreciation for my favourite body part. My mouth goes dry and my vagina shrivels up like a raisin.
When you send an unsolicited dick pic, this is what I hear:
> Look at mah dick! Look it! Look!
Cavemen aren’t sexy, and nor are men who arrive in my inbox cock first declaring their complete inability to gauge the female response. It takes a lot to make me resent the sight of a penis, but your cock shot avatar is a lot.
