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IDAAFPA) Making Use Of Plot Armor (unedited)
🕑 Added 2023-03-27 01:13:48 +0000 UTCThe old man seemed to have forgotten, even after witnessing it himself, that the person he was talking about had a strength much stronger than all these men combined….
Hime’s body was trembling. To the bandits, it seemed like she was frightened but if one were able to look into her eye at this time they would know that she was very, very mad “Hehe, what’s wrong little pussy cat? Did you get so scared that you can’t stop shaking? Hahaha! Don’t worry, we don’t touch kids. But we can not say so about whoever buys ya. But at least it will be better than wandering around…..”
“You dare try to sell off nya?” Hime’s voice was so low, almost inaudible, but it was still high enough for the bandit men in front of her to at least know she had spoken. Which caused the leader bandit to stop speaking.
“Did you just say something, little lady? Did you want to cry for mommy?” One of the bandits asked while letting out a loud laugh.
Hime finally raised her head and looked at the men in front of her. Her head tilted to the side, her eyes wide and crazy looking. But one could tell one thing. She was not crying…. She was… Pissed! “I said you dare try to sell off nya!? You can all go to hell!”
After saying this, Hime raised her foot and stomped it down.
*Boom!*
The ground in a one hundred foot radius suddenly sunk in, creating a ten foot crater. In the middle of that crater stood a black haired cat girl who was looking down at the men who had all lost their footing and were now on their butts staring at said cat girl with horror in their eyes. “Nya does not want to be sold off. If you nya is to be sold off, it will be on nya’s turn!” Hime did not realize she was say nya to refer to herself. Nor did it seem like she cared.
“Mo….” The bandit leader began to speak.
Hime furrowed her brow and listened closely. Based on what he said, would depend on whether or not she would beat these guys up more. Although Hime was unsure if their bodies would explode if she punched them…. She was not sure she was ready to kill anyone just yet. So she stared at the man and asked questioningly: “Mo?”
“Monster! A demon lord!” The band jumped to his feet and began running away as fast as he could. This was followed by his men, who all ran off in different directions.
Hime stood stunned at the frantic retreat of the bandits. She did not plan to do much to them, but their words just now were… “How rude!”
Hime pursed her lips before looking around and spotting that she had destroyed half the bandit’s stronghold. But there were still a few standing makeshift buildings as well as a cave in front of her. “I guess I will go see if I can get some money….”
While Hime was making her way towards the first house, the old man sitting in a white space staring at the TV was shocked at what had just happened. He had expected the little bastard to get caught by the bandits and then sold off someplace. He would then make sure the little bastard could escape with ease. He just wanted to dish out a bit of punishment but now…. “What the hell was that!? Of right! She is as half as strong as the demon god!”
The old man sighed as he ate another potato chip. “Fine, I will just need to wait until you begin meeting more powerful people. Until then, don’t make me work too hard…”
Back on Hime’s side of things, she was busy picking through the loot the bandits had plundered of the years. “These people really knew what they were doing…. Lots of gold coins and silver. ”
Looking at the few chests filled to the brim, Hime suddenly realized she was not going to be able to take all this with her easily. While yes, she could just carry the chests if she tied them together and stacked them on top of each other, but that was not very convenient. After thinking for a moment, she realized something else. “This would be a perfect moment for some plot armor!”
Yes, plot armor. The one thing that even the strongest in the world can not overcome. Hime took a deep breath and yelled out: “Oh, what should I do? I seem to not be able to carry all this treasure I found. If only there were something that I could use to carry it all!”
“Cough! Gah! Damn little bastard!” the old man was angry. He had to admit though the current situation did call for some kind of plot armor. What kind of plot armor would not allow you to take the treasure you have just found? After waving his hand with a very dissatisfied look, he went back to eating his potato chips.
Hime suddenly heard something fall to her side. She looked over to see a book lying on the ground in an empty space. A small grin formed on her lips as she walked over and picked it up. “Idiots guide to storage magic. Only Idiots will use this manual. If you reading this, then you must be an idiot.”
*Slam!*
“That damn old man!”
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Kill.Me = Killian Merphy
This definitely give reason to call him a shitty old man... 😁👍
