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TISWWTSYM) I Don't Speak Doggish
🕑 Added 2023-08-26 01:55:15 +0000 UTCPutting her missed chance behind her, Yi Ning walked the streets of Wu City with Bi’er, taking in the new sights and trying to integrate herself in her new surroundings. While at the same time, in the tea house, Song Mei’s cheeks felt hot. She did not know why, but when her eyes met the eyes of that girl just now, her entire face heated up. “She is definitely not what she seems!”
Yi Ning’s eyes seemed to be too mature for her age. Just looking at the girl made Song Mei feel suppressed. “Yi Ning…. I am sure we will meet again.” She was not just sure about it she knew they would meet again.
“Ah, choo!” Yi Ning sneezed.
“Young Miss, are you okay!?” Bi’er looked at her young miss with worry.
“Yeah… I think some beauty is thinking about me.” Yi Ning turned to her little beauty and asked teasingly: “Little Beauty was I on your mind just now?”
“I was thinking of the meat skewers over there…” Bi’er answered honestly.
Yi Ning did not know whether to laugh or cry. She felt like she had just been rejected for meat skewers! “Then let’s go buy some.”
The two had just walked over when a voice came from behind them. “Look who it is. Isn’t it the dead girl who killed herself because my brother did not like her?”
“Little Beauty, let’s get the snake meat skewer. It’s much better for the body than beef.” Yi Ning completely ignored the girl behind her. It was not that she did not know that the girl was talking to her, it was just that she did not care to talk to idiots.
“Young Miss, I am not too sure.” As for Bi’er, she only listened to her young miss, so even if someone spoke just now, she would automatically tune it out.
“It’s fine. It’s fine. Trust me!” Yi Ning licked her lips. She loved snake skewers! “Boss, give us ten sticks of snake skewers!”
“Coming up!” The boss man yelled back.
“Hey! Tramp!” The voice behind them yelled out once more. The young girl was getting very angry from being ignored over and over.
“Little Beauty, what’s this sauce here?” Yi Ning once more ignored the girl not caring if she was throwing a fit or not.
“That is red chili sauce,” Bi’er explained. “It’s slightly spicy.”
“Oh! Good! I love spice.” Yi Ning nodded her head. She couldn’t wait! Her stomach was rumbling, so she was very hungry.
“Umm… Young Miss…” Bi’er suddenly realized something very bad. They had no money! She leaned over and whispered softly to Yi Ning. “Young Miss, we have no money….”
“Hmmm? That’s okay. We got someone here to pay for our meal anyway.” It was only now that Yi Ning realized she had forgotten to go to the finance room to get some money! She had to curse her third sister for making her forget something so important!
“Hey bitch! Turn around!” The young woman behind them finally couldn’t take it anymore and stretched out her hand to grab hold of Yi Ning. But how was she supposed to know that Yi Ning was someone who had once lived thousands of years and knew martial arts beyond her wildest dreams?
She did not even get to react by the time, Yi Ning grabbed hold of her wrist and flipped her up into the air like a rag doll. “Ahh!” She slammed hard onto the ground. Pain filled her entire body to the point that tears formed in her eyes. She looked up at the smiling face in front of her and wanted to scream. “Bitch what are you doing!?”
“Hmmm? I thought it was a mugger. But it looks like it’s just a stray dog. Sorry, sorry.” Yi Ning rubbed her head sheepishly. The man who ran the skewer stall was shocked at what happened but did not step in. He only needed to make skewers, not get involved in other things.
“You! Who are you calling a mugger!?” The dog barked out.
“Sorry, I do not understand doggish.” Yi Ning frowned before looking at the crowd who had stopped to watch the show. “Any of you speak dog here? Oh! There is someone!” Yi Ning pointed at the dog at the side. She then looked up at the owner and asked: “Can I ask your dog to translate for me?”
“Huh? Sure?” The young man who was holding the dog on its leash was startled and answered absentmindedly.
“Thanks! You are a lifesaver. It’s so hard to understand doggish without a proper translator.” Yi Ning replied seriously. Everyone who was stunned by her words watched as she squatted down next to the dog and said: “Can you tell me what she said?”
“Bark!”
“Oh? She slept with ten people just last night?”
“Bark! Bark!”
“Wow! So dirty! I can’t even repeat that it would be too embarrassing!”
“Bark! Bark!”
“I know. I know.” Yi Ning nodded her head. The interaction between her and the dog made it seem as if they were talking to one another. And because of this, people began giving the young woman who was slowly climbing up from the ground strange looks.
“Bitch! Who are you slandering!?” The young woman roared in anger. She wanted to claw Yi Ning’s face, but because of being thrown to the ground just now, she did not dare to step forward.
“Bark! Bark!”
“I see… So she said she wants to spend more time with fat men?” Yi Ning looked around and saw a chubby man not too far away. “Sir, this dog over here said she wanted to marry you.”
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Kermit
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