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🕑 Added 2024-05-20 04:07:37 +0000 UTCAngel pulled up to the entrance of Erune which was now cleared out with many players following behind us. I am sure they were very interested in how we got the scooter. But I did not plan on giving out my secrets. After Angel and I got off, I put the scooter away.
“Hey, can you tell me where you got the scooter?” Of course, I was stopped once more. I sighed and looked at the girl who called out to me. I thought for a moment before smiling and saying: “In the first level 20 dungeon there is a secret passage. We happened to stumble upon it. If you are lucky you will find a treasure chest with the scooter inside it. It is a mythic item that is soul-bound.”
“What!? Really!?” The girl’s eyes glittered with excitement. While I was doing my best to keep a poker face, I also had to pinch Angel who was about to burst out laughing.
“Yes, but be careful you will need at least a healer and high damage if you go in a group of two.” I was lying through my teeth but what can you do? It was easier than trying to explain that I had overpowered maids who could access my inventory and pull out real-world stuff.
“Thanks!” The girl then ran off as did the crowd. A simple white lie that I am positive will appear on the forums in minutes and be blown out of proportion. Not that I cared. It would at least get people off my back and the fabled scooter drop will be an item with a 0.0000001% drop rate at some point.
With the crowds now gone, Angel and I entered the village. “Hahahaha! That was amazing! I can’t believe that worked. Hahahaha!”
Angel broke. Sadly once they break it takes a while for them to fix themselves. But I guess it was not bad that pink-haired things came with their own repair programs.
We made our way to the fountain where players spawned in to find a muscular man standing there without a shirt, slick back blonde hair with a set of elf ears on the sides of his head. “Angel, is that…”
“Don’t… Please don’t… let’s pretend we do not know him.” Angel grabbed my hand but it was already too late. The muscular elf spotted us and ran over waving his hand with a big smile.
“Angel! Zoe!” He yelled out with a big smile on his face. This muscular elf was none other than Angel’s father, Derrick Roberts.
Angel’s cheeks were bright red. She seemed like she wanted to die. She was still tugging on my hand wanting to run away. I chuckled and pulled her back. We couldn’t just leave the man standing there. “Let’s just get it over with okay?”
And as if on cue, the muscular elf scooped Angel up and hugged her tightly. “Gah! Noooo!!!”
“What!? Your father can’t pick up his baby!? I haven’t done this since you were a kid!” Derrick did not seem to care about Angel’s protests as he swung her around.
I did find it funny though. Angel was at a higher level, which meant her stats were much higher than a normal human’s. And her father was still level one. This meant she could easily break free but she did not. She allowed him to have his way. I found it very sweet really. While she acted like she hated it in truth I am sure she loved every moment of it.
After Derrick settled down he was all smiles. “You girls should have told me I would feel amazing. I might try to stay in shape in the real world but I never felt this good.”
“You should wake up tomorrow looking like your new self as well with the same stats. So I hoped you made yourself look the way you wanted to since there is no turning back now.” I replied with a small grin as I gently rubbed the top of Angel’s head. She was sulking due to being embarrassed by her father.
“I spent almost three hours deciding on my looks. I went through every race and landed on elf. I really did not want to be human and elves only had pointy ears so I went with that. I just adjusted my body a bit is all.” Derrick explained which got him lightly punched by Angel.
“You look like a totally different person! You changed everything about yourself! Even your face is different! If it wasn’t for the silly look on your face that I am so used to seeing when you get engrossed in something I would not have expected that the elf standing there topless was you! You never go topless! You were just trying to show off your muscles!” Angel’s chest was heaving up and down as she tried to catch her breath. Many players were looking over at us whispering.
“Alright, let’s go to a back alley and teleport to the base. We need to get your father leveled up. This means we will be entering the dungeon. So take your anger out on the monsters there.” I tried to mediate since we needed to get going.
Angel pouted and turned away from her now muscular father and stomped off towards the alley. I smiled helplessly as I shook my head and looked at Derrick. “She will come around. After all, if she hated it she would have pushed you away earlier.”
“I know. She can sulk all she wants.” Derrick grinned and flexed his muscles. This guy…
“Let’s go!” I couldn’t take it anymore. I quickly followed after Angel.
Comments
Hooloovoo
Lol! Thank you for the hilarious chapter!
Kermit
Thanks for the chappie!
