Ep. XFF - A Breather

Big Dong Bill

It's high time we stopped pretending Barfsack O'crumbo doesn't suck ass.

Brock Landers

Obama fucking sucks. Even as a guy he’s not even cool. Also I don’t like Barack

William Beamish

the good thing about getting COVID is that it just makes the cumboys even funnier. fucking "squirt and ernie" lmaooooooooooooo

ryan

Great Job!

David Harms

Racist

Horny Wigger

When I speak to women they look at me like I’m Jeffery Dahmer. I tell them “listen here babe, I’m nothing like dahmer. I’m not gay.

yem

im schizophrenic and this episode rocks!

The Cum Boys

We just record them day off, they go up as soon as we finish em. No more prerecording

google earth it's pretty cool

Dahmer? I barely know ‘er!

robotd44

Need a bit about dahmer

Matt Farmer

Guys, which one of you shot up the Subaru factory?

yem

I feel like I'm stuck in one of Roy Erp's famous elevators right now waiting for this new episode!

iiCaptain

I mean he at first says there’s no beef then proceeds to explain the beef he has with Nick, best part is the set up for the joke then he fumbles the punch line by saying “a gallon of paint”. Nick is right, Tom obviously doesn’t understand how anything in life works

Paul Froelich

The beauty of it was, he sounded pretty reasonable up to that point. Not only that, it fit perfectly with what Nick said about how he will say something that sounds completely schizophrenic (he said it on Matt and Shane's 'Reverse Soccer Karate' I think).

Rinaldo Trumpalino

Nick, people are finding out about your relationship with Ian. Just go public.

Bob

what a fuckin idiot the human stomach can't hold a gallon

iiCaptain

Apparently Tom Myers thinks that Nick drinks a gallon of paint before his sets. Tom Myers ladies and gentlemen: https://youtu.be/j0GohFbI_aE

Dakota Lustick

In all honesty the asthetics and self-reflexive motiffs of the video portions are very interesting and effective. good job boiz!

Bennett Smith

Nick said that he’s gay right?

yap_that_fool

The British moron is the funniest bit in literally years I’m fucking crying

Bob Yopp

I’ll discuss them any time bb

Doug S

The Fantastic Beasts joke from Wednesday's ep. 😂😂😂

Adam Morrow

Obama is gay. Faggots

John

Ha! Thats gay

Matthew Quintana

thx bb . I did masturbat to your silken voice bb

Christine Chubbuck

A miss congeniality montage cold open where a faggy nick is teaching adam how to be a talk show host. Thanks

robotd44

Coke wearing off

Jacob

This was a great. Thanks for the laughs

Chet Hardbody

can you discuss my juicy lips on the next pod

jeffrey chum

Please discuss the Canadian tranny teacher on next one lmao

Josh Williams

Thanks for being my best friends guys. My mom is very impressed

Sammy Demarco

I'm also related to the Broussards tbqh

Sammy Demarco

I came on here just to complain about Mathew Broussard don't let that dude be on the show ever again fr

Post Void

Ask Tom Myers

5k Race Warrior

How else do you bleach your asshole then?

Carter Dixon

So do we not have merch any more

Bob Yopp

(In a gay way, of course)

Bob Yopp

It makes me wanna rape him

Nic Anderson

Very very good.

My bitch a freak, she licks it back to front 😩

It’s episodes like these that make me glad I forgot to cancel my Patreon 2 years ago

Nate Wood

Pull ya draws up man

Lance Silvis

… is it?

Garrett

Enemas don’t destroy or remove the healthy bacteria from your anus if you’re using water filtered for chlorine, or distilled water.

Austin

It’s worse than nails on a chalkboard. It makes me unreasonably angry and annoyed.

Austin

Adam’s stupid silent, squeaky laugh is soul crushingly annoying, I want to cancel this subscription strictly because of it.

Dachshund_Fan

OMAR. IM COMING TO (REDACTED) YOU. AT YOUR BOYFRIENDS APARTMENT. IN NEW YORK.

Henry Kissingaman

Jerome Powell up in this bitch

dingbat44

when is nick going to rape adam on the podcast as an episode?

Sean Higby

I’m sure if he were a morbidly obese Greek man you would love it.

Dom

Get a Honda Navi, we can be gay together

The Cum Boys

Thanks man you guys were really nice and fun lol

Sam Brookland

Adam's laugh is disgusting. Genuinely repulsive.

Daniel Hammer

Had to have the volume maxxed out in the car to hear anything by the end of the episode. It kept getting quieter somehow.

david

Damn stav is such a bitch haha

Post Void

"Squirt and Ernie? That's great news for R Kelly!"

justDave

ISIS

Joseph Mollina

😃

Jack

nickers

John

More like list N-Word ers

Michael

Referring to Nick of course

Michael

I'd prefer to be called "Friedlanders"

ayy lmao

Instead of “listeners,” you can call us the cumtown army

danny

give this joke writer guy a little room to feel himself and bounce off of other creatives and i think he could do some really important work

Vikinghammer

Perhaps taking Jacobs advice may be the best play here.

Evan Raasch

KTM 1290 SuperDuke and turn the ABS off

5k Race Warrior

I always assumed Nick works out at the ARC to not get cancelled for all the r words.

Stephen McAlpine Laswell

Exercise is the best thing to do for the brain fog! Here’s a book about it https://www.amazon.com/Spark-Revolutionary-Science-Exercise-Brain/dp/0316113514/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=4a2d74d2-9679-41c9-8863-2f40b52d2ac8

Jakob Kirchner

I'm assuming the girl at the gym they keep talking about has down syndrome

Ben Flanagan

Nick absolutely went in patient since he has this puzzle obsession

KNIcksfan63

Oh interesting, it's not a matter of figuring which one of their friends would cheat on their "girlfriend," but which one of their friends would have the gall to offer Aspergers'ass Nick constructive criticism on his current obsessive manic episode. Also "girlfriend."

5k Race Warrior

Suzuki Hayabusa. When you absolutely, positively have to wrap yourself around a telephone pole, accept no substitutes.

Jacob

If you’ve never rode a motorcycle before, start off on a dirt bike. Otherwise you’ll probably kill yourself on the streets.

jake gyllenhole

Y'all hear lil kim died ?!

Jamie Birch

Saw the late show on Friday in Indy, great set, really enjoyed it

Peter richards

Niggers

Ian Decker

nick has reached full senility

Auris Edwards

Dudes rock!

BIG BONEZ MALONE

GO HOME MAN, WHERES YOUR DRAWERS AT MAN?

Toolman Tim

I’m curious what these faggots got into a fight about

Toolman Tim

I’m pretty sure This is Ian

Toolman Tim

Almost every episode they do

Toolman Tim

Glad I’m not the only one who figured this one out

Evan

How could you let Tom do this.

Joseph Mollina

can i get a recommendation for my first motorcycle i'm trying to get on two wheels sometime before the end of the year

Myles Farmer

Can you please bring back the monologue I have no jokes tell my coworkers anymore

nic

msdoodle the gossiping poodle

Evan Goodson

They busted Ian out on this one 😂

Chip’s Mom Dre

It was hard not to get turned on by the Armie Hammer documentary.

Chip’s Mom Dre

Cumtown or cumtown20

Nolan

Tom Meyers has shooters out here

Aaron H

A show where Nick Mullen guesses the punchline of listener submitted jokes

WildScallion

I’m still so impressed with how good the transition to TAFS had been. It’s been a pretty crazy display of raw talent, if I’m being a fag about it.

Doug D.

Y’all hear Lil Kim died??

Liutprand

Nick is getting his “””colon cleaned”””” and I’m supposed to believe he isn’t having a huge cock shoved in his ass??

NOT Epstein

also I am gay

Tom T

Colbert Nation is a term for fans of a talk show

NOT Epstein

now THIS is the kind of parasocial relationship I need!

Rabbi Reuben TheBrooklynTunnelDigger Goldschlatt

I don't want to reveal my sexual orientation here but YMH already did the Dog Dick Afternoon bit

LJ-111

IV got blue balls now,.. thanks

Kurdt Something

More giggling at inside jokes.

Kurdt Something

I love the faggy inside jokes that you both giggle about and don't explain.

Miguel Penis Rodriguez

Anyone know the blue chew promo code?

Nico Bruin

An Indian guy put his fingers in your ass????

Dale

I was pickpocketing at a nudist colony, I got caught brown fingered

Dj DRex

Love the direction this show has taken. The same one that my boyfriends dick takes to get to my asshole.

Adam's Boyfriend

I couldn't be more frustrated after seeing this.

robotd44

Boys rip a couple gators before this one?

Adam H.

Chapo got Tom Myers lol.

Chip’s Mom Dre

Nice captions

Rinaldo Trumpalino

Meow

prodzakryan

How about Charles Schwab?

Sean

I love the energy in this one.

Saint Velez

Nick has a new Rack? can't wait to get a peek at those pair of tits

Kyle

Ayo fuck that 50 year old Rick Moranis

Harrryy

my gaped anus

sky

im going to jail for a long long time

Bob

Nick is absolutely right Lil Kim was the original Queen Bee

Bismarck

Smh

Bismarck

Well well well a couple of fellas

Greg Cawthorne

Adams gayness has really turned up to 11 recently...

Lord Abraxas

Where can I submit my writing packet

colin muller

fans of the show = cum girls

Scripty

Come to Minnesota you coward

Paul Froelich

Don't get mad, get GLAAD.

Spencer Stream

Frustrating how inconsistent the video schedule is

Paul Froelich

Mark Rippetoe as guest.

Paul Froelich

"You scream at billboards...you talk about God." Manic Nick Rocks.

Slobodan Milosevic

Could take that mobile home nick was on about a few eps back

Brett White

her pussy was mid

tbag420

Dani G. German

Another perfect episode.

Hunter

True. But he's a fat retard, which is another way of being gay.

S

I have an idea for a sketch. Adam and nick go on a trip to the desert and get stranded when their minivan breaks down. They don't have any signal on their phones so they can't call for help. Nick turns his off to conserve the battery. Later that night Adam smashes Nick's head in with a rock while he's asleep. it cuts to Adam's phone w a dead battery symbol on it. Adam breaks down in tears as he turns Nick's phone on and realises that he can't check it bc he doesn't know Nick's pass code.

Evan

Just so you know Nick, I felt the same way.. I met a girl at rehab and we had a baby. It's messy as fuck but I'm as happy as anyone's ever been. Everyday is riding bikes, going on trails, squirt guns, and silly movies with a little version of you. You'd be the coolest dad.. (and if you had one we could battle ours)

Ryan Pritchett

Please focus on your own pod Dasha. Adam is center-left now.

Gromit ®

Stav is not actually gay. He was just clout chasing.

Moara Juliana

bipolar kings

jay

just want to see you boys happy

justDave

Nick could get any self hating woman on earth.

Phil Taylor

Jizzmarck more like

Drew Shirazi

Fuck me right here in this wet sand now

Cian Ó Ciarubhain

adam needs to get some cool sneakers first

Matthew O'Neal

Yeah, it's called The Adam Friedland Show you dumbfuck. It's like you retards are just trying to start a fight.

SquidwardQMarx

I much prefer happy hosts like this one

The Cum Boys

Adam told me we were both signing up for equinox and I was excited to go to the gym with my friend

Tyler Binette

Dudes rock

Tim Macdonagh

Listen to how he shamelessly interrupts nick as he’s starting a riff at 8:30. I’m worried about what’s to cum

Tim Macdonagh

You know nick is a lot happier by seeing him not berate Adam for interrupting and ruining a riff at exactly 8:30. Kind of wish he did tbh

Bismarck

Said gay Lewis^

Lewis

gay!

Bismarck

When Adam dies he’s going straight to hell to see his mom. He sucks and any tiny amount of success makes him think he’s the coolest guy ever. Since cumtown ended Adam has no checks or balances on him. Nick had his brain to keep him grounded and stav had his body. If Adam isn’t being bullied and put down all the time he becomes a monster. I’m scared of what is to become. What a self centered ass- he’s literally the character “Cool Adam”

pamela nine

Wtf

Phil Taylor

This is when the pleasure starts...

-J-G- R-

Aaaaand I'm going back to watching episodes for free on youtube while masturbating...

Matthew O'Neal

Fuck it, ill see you in Nashville. Who else going?

Autism Powers

next guest should be Nick's new girlfriend.

Joseph Mollina

i i'm not really listening i just got back to drinking whiskey on the job (i drive for a living)

Consuela Jimenez

yall sick for this one!!!

justin gallegos

A lot of 'energy' in this ep

Gropes™

This dreamboat at the gym... did she also happen to be the one who gave you the tour? Cause that's part of the job and they're the best in the biz. If you want proof, go to another Equinox or Lifetime Fitness location and take the tour. You'll walk outta there, now paying Equinox $600, and thinking "damn.. do I have 2 girlfriends now?"

pamela nine

I’m jealous of the equinox girl

Andy Briatico

wow that was gay

Karlo Houwen

We're the Adam Friedland Show friends

Bill Crotts

This made me jack off

K Furr

And then I fell in love

K Furr

Im felt ugly I felt gay

フレドリック フレドリック

I don't care if the doors are wooden Mr Matthews, you are GOING to take a shower.

Ryan Pritchett

Fuck yeah dude! That rules!!

Ryan Pritchett

Loved your tour doc! I now understand how being fat isn’t your fault!!

Lininski Corbo

it feels gay how excited i am for TAFS evolution

Ryan Pritchett

No, that’s Eugene Kotylarenko’s girlfriend. He codirected that episode with Adam.

Ryan Pritchett

You can’t have a dog as a touring center-left comedian. I think he has a cat though.

Sean Conrad

ngl I commented this before the bmx bit

William Beadle

nice gays of canada pfp btw

Sean Conrad

Please do not stop

Inmate ID# 2904055

Post the link of the bodega guy plz

Girth Brooks

Holy shit. Are you MY dad?

Sparky

Yeah with a married couple where the husband was a “former hells angel” turned trucker turned welder and the wife was a nurse. Both of them on meth of course

Sparky

Big Floppa is so gay he’s straight

Christopher Gonzalez

Nick is a visionary, leading us to the faggotland. Thanks for going rock hard

Sparky

He knows all bout cawlmedy

Fenton

Guest Request - Brandon Schaub

Robert Karnick

Molly’s Game turned me straight

Derek Calado

Gay poo pon

Keevo

Honey or Spicy?

Tom Wilkinson

Fans of The Adam Friedland Show should be called the Friedkorps.

Erik Anderson

https://icybox.bandcamp.com/album/cherry-blossoms-at-night

Erik Anderson

its a podcast

Elijah Hova The Witness

You’re my dad

Joseph Mabrey

Hey fellas, how about instead of Ted Bundy, it's Ted Gapeme Bundhole

Dan Nainan Signh

Slop is Here

Lucas Del Grecco

I'm here to support you Dennis c'mon man

Logan Riddle

:0 :P :) big smirk on my face right now, heck yes, thanks fellas!!!

Dennis

I'll suck you off no homo

Jeb bush 2024

Me and George will have to watch this tomorrow it's too late now.

skrrt vonnegut

lifeguard colon: you wanna fill this in?

Lucas Del Grecco

Thanks Dennis

Dennis

My balls smell like mustard

Shelby

Their therapy goals really perfectly reflect their different personalities

Morgan Ryman

TAFS fans=Friedkaleeks

Matty Kamp

“chef boyega - they got chicken in a can” made me laugh very hard (yes I am straight)

Anita Falace

Short and sweet like my dad's 🍖

Dr. faggitoni

can i be ur fat west coast correspondent? i can get high, riff, plus i'm gay so i got ur center-left audience on lock

Girth Brooks

That's gotta be wild finding your dad on tinder

Elijah Hova The Witness

My brother and I fucked my tinder date together

Christine Chubbuck

Can you do a Fuck a Fan challenge

Why is this still happening

I am erect

Kushi

Cool shoes and crowd work bro

dink dingleberg

see you in nashville, mr million$

Girth Brooks

Fuck yeah dude! That rules!

dink dingleberg

the science shows that being gay is great for your mental health

Graham Dominick

Bout time Nick. Goddamn

Eric Chaney

good podcast

Gordon Schmidt

Can't believe Adam thought Obama sang "Oh Happy Day" at the Charleston funeral. That might be more racist than anything anyone ever said on Cum Town. I'm honestly impressed

Andrew Deleon

Thanks for making me take my money back

Girth Brooks

(Bang your dad)

Ryan Fontneau

More dasha

James Jansson

Bo it was my girlfriend

Andy Norris

metal health

James Jansson

Yeah I got fucked by two dudes once

SKi

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Aaron Steinberg

Seeing Adam and Nick happy makes me happy. I’m gay

Mick Nullen

Lol we have bipolar

Noah Mancino

Nick you should get a dog. You might hate it and end up neglecting and killing it but there’s also a good chance it would help your clearly severe bipolar disorder

masterofcruelties

Spending lots of money is classic bipolar. Nick just loves shopping and being a New York City socialite. Like real housewives or sex and the city.

Zoso

Love to see a couple gays having fun and feeling their cheerios

Mr. T-bone

gay guy checking in

Greg McNabb

My favorite episode

Rory Bryant

I’m gay and my dick? It’s small folks

Henry Kissingaman

My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans

Pud Pelkin

what an odd community to be a part of. you’re all gay (i am as well)

B. Floppa

i am gay

Girth Brooks

Do they call you junior because you got your dad's dick? Or is that what made you gay

George Broman Junior

I’m gay and you known what’s small? My dick everybody

Girth Brooks

Anyone here ever been in a threesome?

kiryano

Stavroseon used Eat, it was incredibly effective

DreidelChamp

Agreed

Cramstar Opal

!remindme to cancel

Rhymes

i’m a gay chinese Hasidic Jew

Eshan Roveran

I just started managing a sunglass hut

T K

Looking forward to listening to another episode of my favorite podcast!

Elfidio Quinonez

Ah ha ha yes!

Muns

u ever been with a squirter brah?

too insecure to let Ben do his own thing

I’m so gay

fork n findy

Already listened to all of it

LionBrane

Thank you what a blessing to find that out

Hagin Butson

Idk

Hagin Butson

If you play certain parts backwards Nick says it u should try that

Hagin Butson

Vibes

LionBrane

Will you guys say N word or not I feel like I’m wasting money

KNIcksfan63

If there's not going to be video at least post a gif of Adam getting smacked on his little lady ass

Connor Turnage

Good shit

Stavvybaby

Why is this not a video

Scarington

Im sorry i love you guys

Rand

Was that Adam’s girlfriend bouncing around in the skirt in the last video?

Scarington

Gay