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Ep. PDX - Portland Recap

🕑 Added 2022-09-27 00:23:03 +0000 UTC

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Derek Keenan

BUT THE WIRES

Jim from Fond Du Lac

I wouldn't know about Keep Boston Weird but I've definitely seen Keep Chicago Dangerous stickers all over the place, which I love.

not my real name

Nick does funny voices

Jessica Lavers

I think “Nick and Adam Go to Acting School” would be an excellent segment on the Adam Friedland Show

Tyler

I thought he got arrested for exposure.

George Broman Junior

I have PBD

google earth it's pretty cool

Guarantee the episode is only just being recorded

Myles Farmer

I love being apart of this community <3

George Broman Junior

If this shit is out after midnight like the last one I promise I’m gonna do it this time

Walter Patton

Loved it guys!

Smart Bimpson

he should come on TAFS as a guest and stay in character the whole time and they never acknowledge it being fat boi

Rinaldo Trumpalino

Yeah but Stavros wears cool sneakers now.

Shane Shekelstein

Nick, there's this new New York comedian you should have as a guest. He's not super funny, but he's fat as shit and needs the exposure. His name is Stavros Halkias, check him out. Also, he's gay (but not as gay as me).

ryan

Great Job!

Quinton

then cancel and wait till its finally it you ape brain bitch

Keith Bowers

I mean.... can't you?

Tommy DeStefano

I can’t believe I paid for another month of this garbage 🗑

allendes_computer

i need to know

RoadDogg

Portland is gay as fuck though

Mitchell Russell

What episode was it where Nick and stav read that fat losers tweets

Mr.Harris Mr.Harris

Cum to Virginia preaz

Nate Wood

Do you guys think you can get Beetlejuice from Howard Stern on the pod?

Adam Morrow

The sketch was not a banger. They played it on rap and it was even too much for Zac Amico. They couldn't even watch it all and blurred out the sketch on their website. When they constantly play porn

RalphCat

Stop deleting old Spotify eps

Michael Novak

How can i get these guys to come too detroit for a show?

Ben magaziner

Adam killed late show Saturday portland sorry for the hetero crowd

Keith Bowers

I DM'd nick on how to fix the issue (as an electrician and data professional) and I'm sure he wants me dead now. Either way, I'm gay.

dink dingleberg

PSA i got the covid vaccine and i no longer have the gay

dink dingleberg

yes but it only works if the injection is delivered right into your peepee

dink dingleberg

Nick J Fuentes is one of the leading voices of the center-left

dink dingleberg

I enjoyed your set in Na$hville, Mr. Million$

Artie_Evans

God damn I love The TAFFS Show

Artie_Evans

Careful, you might imprint racial bias into your AI

Justin Cox

You’re a girl lmfao

Jan

This justin, you're gay (and your cox small)

chanty

You can go right now to adams website and buy his shitty paintings on t shirts it doesn't get more tafs than that.

SquidwardQMarx

all u had to say was republican

Meesh

tezlaz

Joseph Mollina

and call him a gay mexican lol

Sinic

That's awesome.

Lean Diesel

I saw Adam in Portland. I was in the crowd. He made a funny joke. I laughed. We made eye contact. You smiled. It was gay. 10/10

Adrian Groves

my research has concluded nick is friendly with louis ck. put ur money where u mouths r boys get the kingpin on.

Adrian Groves

haha portland proud!

Michelle

The Jenna Maroney and Liz Lemon of niche comedy late-night talk show podcasts

Bill Crotts

Peterson? Hell yes

Raoul Duke

Hell yeah dude

Peepsis

Replace Stav with Jordan

Joseph Mabrey

How about Gary Belowmen

Joseph Mabrey

That's awesome man congratulations and I'm gay

Keith Bowers

I'm literally a licensed electrician and data installer and sent him a DM schooling him on how to fix the issue. He's responded to my DM's before, so hopefully my advice will be heard.

kait morrison

If I’m one of the fat women in Nashville I’ll name you two in my suicide note

Joseph Mabrey

I like how Adam and Nick talk like they just discovered electricity and think they are master electricians all of sudden. This episode sucked though. And if I have to hear them bash the PNW for another hour as if New York isn't the biggest shithole on God's green earth, will do 9/11 #2

Skovich

i realize ur gay

Nathanial Zeune

Or Peter Lemonjello Jr

Hunter Riel

You realize that Nick and Adam are not actually anti-Semitic right?

Bob Yopp

Did you wear your programming socks?

David Salazar

Ahh listening to this while coding actually helps me think

Jack

y’all should get Nicholas J Fuentes on

Mdvn64

I love how Adam's dad is the just a nerd hardcore

Subaru Factory Worker

Me and the boys at the factory would love them

Patrick Collins

when you guys putting out tafs tees?

Gabriel Garnett

I do it compulsively

Bob Yopp

Jingle Jangler

"You're gonna have to run this one a little bit." "Why?" "Well for one, it's your show."

henryman

nah

Pige

No, that would be gay.

Some Evilish Gaycist

*Should I Vaccinate others, as the strongest soldier of Fauci?

Bob Yopp

fan based 😎

Joseph Mollina

should i get vaccinated

R. Thiffault

This fanbase is insane.

Carys Holbrook

I'll really do it this time

Chester Copperpoot

PLEASE SIR REEDEM NEW EPISODE

フレドリックフレドリック

PLEASE SIR REEDEM NEW EPISODE

Bob Yopp

Are you sure about that? I was just grabbing my gummy worms.

George Broman Junior

Where’s the new episode you piece of shit

Joey

*Salivates in mullens tool addiction

Shane

sounds good af

ye X yeti X burberry collabo

please remember to send the book

Justin Cox

You're more retarded than I thought if you can't figure out cat 6, you don't even need cat6 dumbass just use cat5

Joe Hunter

ya wanna borrow a truck or trailer or a cable or two bud just let me know brother

Totino's Pizza Rolls official

Oh buddy.. let me tell ya... YOU NEED HELP

The Cum Boys

The cables work now. I dont need anyones advice or help.

Keaton Goldberg

Not going to lie was really excited for cable talk SMH

nick larson

So, the goal is to just have like... a Comedy Bang Bang copycat show?

Rorschach

Got his ass!

K_V_V

I never tell anyone IRL about this podcast. Then I lift all the riffs. My real friends think i'm so funny. it's our little secret.

Bobby

Nick if I you really hate hearing unsolicited advice you can always kill yourself. Then you won’t have to hear It anymore. Just kidding idk I’ve never commented anything before. Don’t kill yourself… man I should kill myself

k v

research: ''koro'' https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8740959/

Nadeliz

Has anyone else heard that Adam has a girlfriend? He doesn't mention it often, it's a well kept secret

Noah Steward

Just keep reterminating the wire nick

Thats a naw For me dawgg

We need more male prostate orgasm jokes, those will be real killers. Kind of like that crazed lunatic Alec Baldwin.

RustOnWindows

Salute to the slept king Bobby lee. Nick & Bobby in same room would b fucken hilarious. Ok I’m going back to practicing (masturbating)

Danthony Anderlew

Nick if you are having trouble with the cables, have you tried plugging it out and back in your ass?

Dennis

I saw Nick in Philly a month ago and his eyes are literally black and lifeless like a doll or a great white

Kyle

Nick, if you’re running data and power cables up high make sure not to run them parallel, but perpendicular to avoid interference with the data.

Evan Goodson

The Tonic throwback was much needed

Dink Sunker

Ben Shapiro

Dink Sunker

Oh hey nick I know a good jack(me off)

Bill Crotts

I pay extra for no video

Shane Shekelstein

The only thing gayer than me is that I pay for video and don't get it.

Seth McBride

Great Ep, this coming from an executive producer

Seth McBride

Same, jelked for days

Liutprand

Nick is pissing a lot, which is a common side effect of hrt

Jeb bush 2024

No u

Alexandr

lol j/k I'm gay

Alexandr

Ms. Hoffa, I will bury it so deep in you...!

Kevin Engman

Hearing the noise of a million slide whistles in the distance slowly getting louder

Alex Shumate

Great episode, Nashville is fat

5k Race Warrior

Combined with the bit about buying a $100,000 worth of stuff, and then after all that the landlord kicks you out and you are only allowed to take what fits in your arms as NYPD escorts you out. That landlord? Stavros Halkias bought that entire floor with his YouTube money.

justDave

Fuck ya

SpinningHook

Really awesome and cool that Patreon didn't bother to send an alert email letting me now that the latest episode of Cool Adam is available.

Micheline

The fact that you have a one year lease on the space is the funniest thing I’ve heard yet

Autism Powers

About to get slammed by hurricane Ian Fidance. Please bless me, my daughter, and girlfriend with good luck.

Aaron Steinberg

And don’t forget the proper way to clean your soldering iron: licking it

Encephalope

the sound of nick eating is the only thing that curbs my waxing depression

Lucas Marsh

Cat 6a jack me off

john mccainus

and banshee fuck my ass

Carlos Gortarez

Leviton shielded cat6a jacks are great and easy to terminate, we use them at the Tesla factory

Evan

nashville was a great show nicholas

Alyssa Hoffa

HI FUCK MY ASS

Jordan C Farrell

Sounds like Adam sabotaging the fucking sound again. Stop touching the god damn cables Adam

Dan

Tower of Terror fuckin rules

Michael

Adam, you killed it at the early show in Portland. Thank you.

Pablo Whetweasel

If this is a high end production you should just solder all the leads together. Be sure to do it in an enclosed space and don’t worry about the fumes. The Adam Friedman show deserves to be bespoke.

Ben

I’m gay

T K

I think what you really need is a $13,000 Fluke industrial Ethernet testing kit: https://www.fluke.com/en-us/product/network-cable-testers/copper/dsx2-5-ie-k1#

5k Race Warrior

Was the Death Star exhaust port shielded?

NOT Epstein

My whole family misses Nick he's not responding to any of our calls and messages I thought we are in love nick please stop with this podcast thing and come home

Justin Hansen

Need a shielded RJ45 connector

lizard

She foh my ass

Mike Dastardly

Nick mullen: Mr technical difficult

Phil Taylor

What a homo

Paul Froelich

I like pickle juice dm me

Carlos Fernandez

😔

Post Void

And for anyone wondering, the sketch was "In the eyes of a pedo" where Aries Spears saw a kid eating a sub sandwich and imagined they were choking down a dick.

Dani G. German

Another perfect episode

Post Void

Nick's wire monolog at the end would have been the exact same if the mic was on or off. Please record nick doing other frustrating chores, it's like ASMR for gay losers.

Ryan

“FUCK YEAH” in Ian’s voice

Toolman Tim

I re-listened to the last episode of Cumtown (gene dinapoli podcast) and it made me miss the fat Greeks laugh track. It did enhance the experience a bit

beachside apocalypse

portland is a shithole.

Carlos Fernandez

I was gonna say the same 👶🏻💔

Svid

faaaaaaag

Andy Briatico

I miss Stav

Phil Taylor

I didn't get an email notification for this episode. As a result I pulled my cock for 8 hours.

Stippy Me

u stole the virginity of an 8-year-old fascist

George Broman Junior

I’m gay and my dick? It’s small folks

Jack

Brendon Walsh currently does a podcast called World Record Podcast where him and his wife complain about not being famous

Evan

RIP BONE ZONE!

Lance Silvis

*whispered singsong* that sounds gaAy

Jeb bush 2024

My brother did not steal the towers or the election. If anything Trump stole the election from me

pgMatty

The only problem I could think is that your mixing shielded and unshielded but knowing Nick he wouldn’t do that . I don’t know shit about electricity tho . I do know that” if you could see the way she fook me , Tiffany Hadish made kiss a man “

Jeb bush 2024

@13 minute mark: convo about besos and musk.... Once we got star link and modern internet my opinions on musk softened dramatically. Everyone has a selling point.

alex buchwald

get tim 'the pig' dillon on please

Patrick Cronos

Call ADI 253 W 28th St +1 (212) 695-2210

Matt Cain

Nick has brought up Brendon Walsh a couple of times. His podcast, World Record Podcast is funny is fuck. I may be biased because I'm his video editor, but I started as a fan of his old podcast, The Bone Zone. I am gay.

Andy Norris

you’re gay for caring about what I say

kenton

this ep was like adam wrote down a list of tidbits and threw them out randomly

Bob Yopp

You’re not funny

Fenton

Guest Request - Brenden Schaub. TimmyD got the plug.

Bob Madeup

Get the CAT6 cut and crimping tool. Jacks are up to you. Only tie one side of the shield/ground into the wires, preferably stranded wires. I don't do sound. I run utility and factory motors off dumbass wires. Motors respond to sound. Y'all should go to penland and wear trolli teeth

ruminoid

Borderline Personality

kenton

I just listened to an old MSSP ep where Shane does an easter egg hunt and they watch the video of the asian guy on the plane. Cool Adam strikes again

Kyle

Shielded is never overkill

Karlo Houwen

Where's the chair unboxing video?

Chris Car

I'm jacking the cat off right now

Girth Brooks

Erectile dysfunction doesn't just occur in older men and is much more common than you might think. Recent studies have shown that 26% of men under the age of 40 have experienced ED. So not only is the condition common, but it is also prevalent among younger age groups.

Erik M Herriott-Ross

I don’t like sex and I don’t like blue chew dot com

Payman A

I was at the portland show and I asked for a photo with Adam and he put his arm around me first.

Stuart Gordon

thank you I've been edging so long for this

Evilsponge

Call Geeksquad

brndn hghs

As far as I can tell you're dead-on about the cables.

Girth Brooks

Ayyy how many yall like sex?

Andy Norris

I’m writing software in Cbustbust

Gromit ®

I hope Greece is invaded by Turkey.

Golander

been a while but that tonic song is an instant classic. edit: i can only recommend the ponytail. a high pony man is more in touch with the earth and himself

Benjamin

If not my blood is on your hands

Dairy Silver

Panduit makes quality jacks and panels. ps Nashville show was hilarious

Aaron Steinberg

I’m gay and I don’t shower

Ben Deroy

Sorry i meant the wall mount thing you didnt say hook. You can use my ass for that, instead, is what I was saying

Ben Deroy

For the hook thing

Ben Deroy

You could use my ass

Gordon Schmidt

I would lose my mind if Mike Diesel comes on the show. Also Adam I can give you tips on fun shit to do in Portland after I start working on the show. It's a fun city but you have to know what's what to get the most out of it. A lot of it is counterintuitive. I'll fill you in after I become the show's official assistant

Semi-Solid Snake

my dick is small, wide, and filled with crunchy kosher spears.

Myles Farmer

holy shit just went and listened to the gary coleman 911 call thats fucked!

Honeywitch

I fucked that Uzbek AT&T girl.

Matthew O'Neal

Honestly Adam Friedlands face should be on the $1,000,000 bill. He's a representation of that that's high class and big money. And as for that producer... he can go on some Chinese coin with a hole in the middle. PS Nashville does suck.