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Afrodita's Quest and the Cartoonist's Dilemma - Tale 3 (Final)
🕑 Added 2024-09-01 02:28:48 +0000 UTCHello, watchers!
Welcome to the third and final part of this wild Choose Your Own Adventure! We’ve got a stunning alien, an FBI agent, a kidnapped cartoonist, and a mysterious fan all tangled up in this story. Honestly, I’m improvising here and don’t know exactly how it’ll end. But you’ve spoken, and I’m here to deliver—so let’s see if Mark Stevens can crack the case or, as it might turn out, completely mess it up!
Don’t forget to download the PDF with the full story and check out the inking video of the monthly illustration.
Thanks for being a part of this adventure!
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The Heated Agent
Stevens moved stealthily along the wall, keeping to the shadows. He concealed himself behind a ledge, determined to learn more about the mysterious pink-haired woman and her intentions. But he couldn't ignore how warm it was—summer in Spain was no joke!
The poor cartoonist was on the brink of fainting as the device worked relentlessly on her earlobe. Afrodita was completely focused on her task, her bare chest rising and falling with her rapid breaths. Meanwhile, Stevens was sweating profusely and feeling an uncomfortable tension in his trousers. "Not now," he thought, trying to push the thoughts away. "I’m on duty."
Suddenly, the alien device began to sputter and lose power. "Dammit!" Afrodita exclaimed, "The battery's dead!" Frustrated, she moved to the table, rummaging through wires and strange objects, dangerously close to where Stevens was hidden. "Where did I put the charger?! Oh no, maybe I left it at home! Where can I find a compatible one?!"
A slow, wicked grin spread across Reina’s face. "Looks like dead batteries aren’t just an Earthling women’s problem."
"You, shut up! This has to be one of your plot twists! But don’t think you’ll get off that easily...," Afrodita grumbled, quickly trying to think of a solution. "Ugh, I give up! I can’t deal with your cartoonist tricks anymore!"
"No!" Stevens shouted, immediately covering his mouth as he tried to blend into the rocky wall. But it was too late. Both women were staring right at him.
“Did you know about him?” Afrodita asked Reina.
“Well, yeah, but I didn’t expect him to reveal himself so soon,” Reina replied, puzzled.
Stevens placed his gun on the floor and raised his hands in a gesture of peace. “Um... no, I mean, don’t give up, stunning pink-haired alien beauty. I’m better than your sucker gadget, and I don’t need a battery,” he said with a broad smile. Now that he was discovered, why not take this opportunity? After all, he was on vacation.
“Traitor!” Reina shouted.
“Excuse me, Madam? It’s clear this breathtaking visitor needs some help with this matter,” Stevens responded.
“I brought you here to help me, not to help her,” the confused cartoonist retorted.
“I can help both! Don’t doubt my capabilities.”
“Oh, my goddess! This is what I get for working in the erotic genre. I should have listened to my family and illustrated children’s books instead.”
Stevens wasn’t about to let the moment slip away. He swept Afrodita into his arms and kissed her passionately. Afrodita was caught off guard but didn’t resist. It was a new experience—strange, different, yet not unpleasant. The man's tongue explored her mouth with urgency, but also with skill, hot and wet. She felt a flutter in her stomach—not butterflies, but a swarm of bees going wild. She wanted more.
The Forgotten Fan
“Psst, Reina,” came a whisper from behind her. “I’m unlocking the restraints—play along. Ugh, this is harder than it looks.”
“Yeah, it’s not like in the movies,” Reina murmured back. “Hurry up, my friend, while they’re distracted.”
Stevens lifted Afrodita onto the table, brushing aside the strange objects without breaking their kiss. He was utterly consumed by his desire, feeling it in every fiber of his being. Afrodita could sense his intensity through the thin fabric of his trousers, pressing against her. Clothes were starting to feel like an inconvenience... She wanted more, even though she wasn’t entirely sure what that "more" was. The hard thing, yes, but where? How?
Stevens was determined to demonstrate his commitment to mutually beneficial cooperation in interspatial relations. He caressed Afrodita's nude back beneath her metallic vest, then moved his hands down, searching for the skirt closure. Unfortunately, alien fashion didn’t operate like Earth’s garments. Undeterred, he shifted his focus, sliding his hand along her thigh and moving upwards, but Afrodita’s underwear felt impenetrable, almost as if it were armored.
“I need some help with your clothes, beauty,” he murmured, his eyes locked onto hers with undeniable passion.
She returned his gaze, equally filled with desire, but then a fleeting thought crossed her mind. “The seed of this marvelous specimen will greatly please Queen Big Mama,” she realized.
The magic between them shattered. Stevens might have been on vacation, but Xpace Agent Afrodita was on a vital mission. In an instant, she grabbed her phallic laser gun and aimed it at him.
“On your knees, now!” Afrodita commanded. “You’re good, earth-man, really good, but I can’t fail my Queen! I want your seed!”
“Yeah, and I want to offer it to you willingly! Can’t you see how you’ve got me?” Stevens responded, following her orders while still trying to appeal to her.
Meanwhile, the fan had successfully untied Reina. She stood up, and Afrodita noticed her and the fan by her side, unsure who to aim at first. She was surrounded by Earthlings! No, she couldn’t fail her queen, her sisters. Her mission was vital—she had to transport all the male seeds to Elysium to ensure the survival of her people. She was willing to die for it. Without hesitation, she turned and pressed a large, glowing red button.
The ground shook, and the walls trembled as the deafening roar of engines filled the air.
“Hurry, everyone out! This is a spaceship, and it’s about to take off!” Reina shouted.
“What!?” exclaimed Stevens and the fan in unison—who, by the way, was also the Uber driver.
Reina grabbed the fan’s hand, and he blushed from the contact. They both sprinted toward what seemed to be the only exit, just as a metallic door slammed shut behind them. Stevens rushed to the porthole and watched in terror as Reina and the fan disappeared from view, just as Afrodita’s spaceship shot up into the sky, leaving a trail of dust in its wake.
“Have a good trip,” Reina whispered, still in awe.
“But... what about Agent Stevens?” the fan asked.
“He’s on his way to the planet Elysium.”
“Lucky him! He’ll be the only man on the entire planet.”
“Oh, it’s not as easy as you think. Poor Stevens.”
“Hmm... I have a lot of questions about the women of Elysium. Are they all virgins?”
“Well, they don’t receive sexual education because they don’t reproduce conventionally. Sex isn’t important in their lives. Most of them are completely asexual.”
“Oh, poor Stevens!”
“Yeah. Although it’s not uncommon for two or more women to form something like family groups. In those cases, they might develop a special intimacy and explore mutual pleasure. But that’s not the case with Afrodita, who’s been trained since childhood as a Xpace Agent, obsessed with her mission.”
“One more thing, Reina. I’m curious, how does Afrodita take men’s seed?”
“Oh, that. Well, it’s a kinky question that might be revealed in another story, perhaps.” Reina winked at him.
The End.
Comments
Reina Canalla
Hahaha, yes, it’s a pepperoni pizza. Even aliens enjoy junk food! But I hope Aphrodite stole the paella recipe—she could open a paella restaurant in Elysium when she retires from being an agent. As for Stevens, he'll have plenty of work ahead as a sex educator, starting with Aphrodite. Maybe he’ll enjoy it after all. And yeah, the cartoonist is always on the sidelines, just like the fans. That’s life! But hey, cameos are always allowed ;)
Dante Remy
"I should have listened to my family and illustrated children’s books instead..." Ha, ha! An Uber driver. And...is that pizza or paella in the lower right corder??!! Oh, Stevens on an adventure and, really, I am sure there will be a lot of creative ways to extract his seeds, plus, he could teach them all sex education, since it's not in vogue there! But, does this mean our beloved illustrator is written out of the story?!?!? Say it's not so!!
