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Arrived in London: Tea With Alice Salon 60
🕑 Added 2022-05-30 18:22:02 +0000 UTCHallo from the Zaltzman house in London. We are arrived and safe in one piece and boy are my arms tired. 24 hours of travel is a lot of travel and I am a shrivelled raisin curled up like a prawn. I feel like I need a massage, but I’ve only had one Post-pandemic, and it was a half hour massage that I got in Perth on an impulsive whim - I was walking past and thinking, I’ve needed a massage for literally years - and it was such a thrill to lie down on the table-with-a-hole-in and then the man giving the massage let slip a loud fart halfway through my time, and the shared embarrassment made the next fifteen minutes much less relaxing, and when I was telling the story later, my friend Cam said he’d gotten one next door that same day in which the lady kept lunging for his crotch, because he hadn’t realised it had additional adult services on offer and she got offended when he refused, so maybe post pandemic massages just aren’t as good as they used to be.
Tea With Alice Salon 60
Time: Tuesday May 31, 2022 08:00 PM London, 03:00pm US Eastern time,
Wednesday 1 June 05:00 AM Aus time (sorry!)
Link to come tomorrow for all levels
Comments
I feel like they should have some bending exercises massagees could do prior to service to get out any potential farts. Ah dang, then you're just doing yoga I guess.
How dare Cam refuse. How dare he offend her highness.
Ian Stark
Must be a laugh a minute with you and Andy under the same roof. ( so sorry if I offended anyone)
A Rational Fear
A story without a happy ending.
Welcome back!
