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Smize Cream Down Under
🕑 Added 2025-03-24 17:39:59 +0000 UTCLots of questions about this poster that listener Matthew's family member spotted in Australia.
1. Why the rebrand to "Smize Dream"? Had someone in Australia already trademarked Smize Cream?
2. How can "the present", that is the moment time we all exist in, which is simultaneously all encompassing and wildly vague, "inspire" a flavor of Smize Dream?
3. Taking a big bite in the upper right hand corner: glowed up Hunchy??
4. Time travel is part of the Modelland/Smizecream universe now? This seems unnecessary considering there wasn't even a proper roll out of the product in America. Master regional frozen confection distribution, then tackle time travel.
5. Does Tyra realize what that horrible AI generated spaceship on this @smizeanddream IG post looks like?
The one thing I did know for sure, based on the Smizecream tasting I did three years ago, is that the thing Tyra is holding is the 'secret prize' in every pint, which is some weird sugary bonbon type thing that looked absolutely nothing like that by the time it had sat packed in ice cream for months.
Please, if you are in Australia, let us know what the hell is going on.
Comments
Erick
I've rarely felt so smug as when I thought, "Ah, Modelland, Luke and Andy, this is old hat for me."
Kara Dennison
Funnily enough, Modelland just got a mention on my other favorite “two guys talk about things they probably won’t enjoy” podcast, Mom Can’t Cook. It’s all coming together.
Taylor Conner
She's a master of tortured wordplay. Clearly the same mind that created "Smize Dream" gave us "Chris Creme-crobat."
