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Reading God awful sex scenes

🕑 Added 2022-06-24 23:13:14 +0000 UTC

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Lord Beb

I fear your efforts to turn us off with these appallingly unerotic excerpts was ruined by your extremely sexy laugh right at the end.

Owen O-Eazy Walker

Her boob felt like a bag a sand.

Josh Richard

Tell me you've never actually had sex without telling me you've never actually had sex...

Fenway

From the title, I thought you were going to be reading awful sex scenes to God. Probably better that you didn't.

Owen O-Eazy Walker

Oh good god! How absurd! A blinking Anus and friendly fire in one’s own eye? SMH 🤦‍♂️ well here’s looking at you kid! Hachachachacha. 🤣

Owen O-Eazy Walker

The aroma be a fish out of water. YIKES! 😬

Kevin Lowe

what if you're 'old at heart' like me? ......... I think using 'a fish in water' as a sexual analogy is one of the worst things I've ever heard 😆

Kyle (Fechin)

Thanks for putting in the effort for the time stamps.

GfAsmr

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