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Murder in the House of Mystery - Episode 09
🕑 Added 2022-11-18 03:00:06 +0000 UTC
EPISODE NINE: NINTH CIRCLE (TREACHERY)
INT. INTERVIEW PARLOUR
EDWARD: I think I have to kill Jon. (shrugs)
INT. HOUSE OF MYSTERY
EDWARD: Alright, you ready? Door’s probably going to open any minute.
JON: Ready to face freedom together?
EDWARD: Good lord, yes.
JON: Lay on, MacDuff.
EDWARD: I shall.
EDWARD and JONATHAN walk to the door.
EDWARD: You know, I guess if I’ve learned anything over this whole thing, it’s who I can safely turn my back on. I have to admit, I didn’t think it was going to be you.
JON: The feeling’s mutual.
EDWARD: Two friends, or some close approximation, ready to bathe in the golden light of freedom, and have about the worst gastric experience one can have for 4.99.
JON: Sounds like paradise. It’s just a shame that… you won’t be able to see it -
JON pulls a knife. EDWARD has already pulled one, dodges, and stabs JON.
EDWARD laughs.
EDWARD: Oh Jon... all these years as a villain, and you still tried to monologue. Such a pity.
JON falls dead.
EDWARD: And pulling a knife. On me! I can’t believe you would try something so incredibly underhanded! The AUDACITY!
A pause.
EDWARD: (laughs) Oh... I’m going to miss that. Anyway. Somebody going to help with this damn door?
FIRE: CAIN and ABEL appear.
CAIN: It would seem congratulations are in order.
ABEL: Clearly we were mistaken in our declaration.
CAIN: And one of us will pay dearly for it.
ABEL gulps.
CAIN: I’ve prepared a short speech, and a delightful gift basket as a reward, Mr. Nygma.
CAIN clears his throat.
CAIN: It was on the seventh day, when the lord said --
EDWARD: Great speech. Loved it. The middle part? What a twist. Door. Open. Now.
CAIN snaps his fingers; the door opens.
EDWARD: I’ll take that basket, fuck you… and just… out of my way, fuck you very much…
EDWARD walks out.
EDWARD: (laughs) So long, losers! You have to get up WAY earlier than this to beat EDWARD NYGM--
EDWARD is hit by a double decker bus.
CAIN: Hmm.
ABEL: For the best, I think.
CAIN: Breakfast?
ABEL: Cracking.
Comments
MillieHoneyBee
I just love how Ed laughs like Santa Claus. "Ho ho ho"
AbbieB
We did it gang!
