And the Nominees Are…
🕑 Added 2025-01-08 16:29:23 +0000 UTCBest Thing We Watched for Wawu
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Black Christmas (1974)
Our Little Secret
Lindsay
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Season 1)
Fallen Idols: Nick and Aaron Carter
Where Is Wendy Williams?
This Is Me…Now: A Love Story
The Greatest Love Story Never Told
ANTM Cycle 3
The Curious Case of Natalia Grace: Natalia Speaks
ANTM Cycle 2
Best Tracie investigation and or/deep dive
Kat Williams’ criminal history
9/11 Butterfly effect
Shyne
Sneha Phillips (we forgot to mention this one)
Tracie’s Best Show
Disclaimer
Palm Royale
The New Look
Penguin
Ripley
Constellation
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
True Detective
Rich’s Best Picture
Love Lies Bleeding
Challengers
Queer
The Last Showgirl
Longlegs
Trap
The Substance
The Apprentice
Celebrity Deaths We Brought to Life
Lori and George Schappell
Richard Simmons
Shelley Duvall
O.J. Simpson
Shifty Shellshock
Cissy Houston
Dr. Ruth
Sarah Becker (Real World Miami)
Shannen Doherty
Charlotte the Stingray
Charlie Colin from Train
Fun Facts
Times Square confetti thrown by hand
RFK Jr has dysphonia
*Anastasia’s bones were destroyed in 9/11 (we really fucked this one up; correction coming on our next episode)
Cousin marriage is legal in 19 states (listener call in)
Black widows get cunnilingus and then kill the guy
Shyne is running for president of Belize
Whoopi Goldberg and Paula Abdul used to be roommates
Madonna is the last person Keith Haring talked to on the phone
Willy Wonka was a box office bomb
There used to be one day a year in New York when everyone moved at the same time (moving day)
Shaena’s fun fact - Montreal still has a citywide moving day - July 1
Installed solar capacity doubles roughly every three years
If you want to say “Michael Caine” and sound like Michael Caine, say “my cocaine”
The phrase “mad as a hatter” predates the Mad Hatter and refers to the mercury poisoning that hatters back then experienced
Whales sometimes fart - bubbles size of watermelon - smells like herring breath and the funk of rotten salad
Lady Raven in Trap named after M Knight Shymalan’s estate
Mike D is married to the woman who directed Crossroads
Magic moments
Corn popping in a cornfield during Missy concert (Tracie had wondered the week or so before if Paula Abdul’s fake plane crash in an Idaho cornfield made popcorn)
Listener mm - California raisins - bought raisins in target and then heard “I heard it through the grapevine over speakers”
Best book club book
Cher The Memoir
Connie Chung Connie: A Memoir
Kamala Harris The Truths We Hold
Griffin Dunne The Friday Afternoon Club
Kathleen Hannah Rebel Girl
RuPaul The House of Hidden Meanings
Mia Farrow What Falls Away
Trevor Noah Born a Crime
Dolly Parton My Life and Other Unfinished Business
Best Clip
Mia Farrow - “...dead but all right”
“That’s correct!”
Lisa from ANTM’s funeral diarrhea story
How To Slap Your Balls Against Your Leg
La Toya Jackson talks to a drag queen about her Playboy video (La Toya Jackson on “From Nashville to You” Country Album _Brandy Wine 19)
Madonna’s fax machine
Mia Goth screaming over puppies
Marcia Brady saying “werewolves”
“I wanna be pregnant”
Quote of the Year
“Failure is greatness sometimes and I’m just a person.” - Loomis
Correction of the Year
“Anus Through His Pants” was not included in last year’s Endies, also corrections wasn’t a category in eddies
Trauma bonding
The tampon Baldwin is 31 not 21
Will Blunderfield is not gay or straight - doesn’t identify with a sexuality
Pussy IS vulgar to British people
Lanie Kazań is NOT Eli Kazan’s sister
CC DeMille was in Poison not Motley Crue
Metallica’s “One” is about WWI and not Vietnam
Song of the Year (songwriting award)
“Chicken Whine”
“Baby, Don’t Lick My Pants”
“What’s More than a Moment?”
“Her Best You’ll Never Know (Demigod)”
“Hair Like My Mother Wears”
“Exorcist for My Ex” (Winner of the Bong for a Song contest)
“My Kid Drinks Too Much Coffee”
Record of the Year (recording award - everyone is eligible)
“I Wanna Sniff Your Butt Like a Dog”
“I Wanna Be Pregnant with Myself (Metal)”
“ANTM Blues”
“Her Best You’ll Never Know (Demigod)”
Patrick Hernandez “Born to Be Alive”
“Fartwalk”
“I’m Drunk and I’m Brushing My Teeth”
Tom Cochrane “Life is a Highway”
Diamond Girl
Sexxy Redd
JoJo Siwa
Paula Abdul
Faye Dunaway
Mia Goth
Gypsy Rose
Woah Vicky
Connie Chung
Debbie Gibson
Desiree Townsend nee Jennings
Farrah Abraham
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Comments
Swanksterr
Correction to your correction: the guitarist from Poison is CC de Ville (not de Mille) This has been irking me 😂
Joe Rod
Love yall but this seemed super rushed. I wasn’t even sure who the winner was on half the categories. Did Tracie have to run to go throw confetti by hand in time square or something??
Ginny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gfcVSMeJ73A
Ginny
magic moment? A longtime friend just visited my city, we decided to listen to yatch rock while driving around, after a night at the bar, we watched the video about the little girl who was obsessed with Michael McDonald from a few years ago. Meanwhile, I’ve been listening to back bonus episodes of pot psych. After my friend leaves, the very next episode I listen to you guys are talking about Michael McDonalds book and the Aretha cover of “what a fool believes”
kelly
I need an exorcist for my ex is actually stuck in my head at work
Sara D.
I love how serious Rich took the intro.
Cris
"You want to talk about Christmas? Here we GO!" The music really helps pull it all together
Angie
I enjoy the yelling of “ENDIESSSSS”
KDC
As Diamond Girl but not deaths they caused. 🙃
Ash
She's on there
Carobarbs
Isn’t it wild how a mental health professional would say it’s just word salad but it really MEANS something to us
Carobarbs
“Tha tampon Baldwin” is killing me all over again
Alexandria
My vote 100 percent
Nolan
That’s COWWECT!
Shan
I just had a magic moment related to this list. Earlier today I saw an old clip of Michael Caine on IG. He was talking about his accent. Then I went to his Wikipedia to learn more about his Early Life and cockney accents in general. Minutes later, I open this post and realize oops this isn’t the audio. But one fun fact catches my eye just before I close the app: If you want to say “Michael Caine” and sound like Michael Caine, say “my cocaine.”
Sarah D
I’ve been waiting for this list!!! And simply reading the phrase “Lisa from ANTM Diarrhea funeral story” made me laugh out loud. So good.
KDC
What about Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Mary Dartnall
I was just wondering when The Endies would be posted and two seconds later got the notification. Magic moment!