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[Personal] Red Flags

🕑 Added 2023-01-10 07:22:47 +0000 UTC

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Ropufu

Hey, Jack. Don't mean to intrude, but are you using any dating apps? I had been lucky enough not to have needed them in the past, but I'm in a similar boat now: just separated with my long-time partner. Any advice would be most welcome.

CozyFLowzy

So relatable

Demords

Haha i feel like i'm about to be the person on the left this weekend

sunkawakan

Thinking with the wrong brain

GreenDreamer

From one single to another, I feel for you, and wish you well! If nothing else, you're at least getting the chance. I haven't even gotten to THIS step yet, so that might be my own red flag...

Moth

I just recent went on a faye and the guy said "I just think you're a bit much" so I said he should go find less. 🙋

Punkthekidd

You know you could make the cutest little scarf out of all those red flags 🥹 I’m sorry… you have my sympathy but I had to

DeegenPDX

Truth! Human libido can be a bit like horny teens in the slasher movies... Ya know?

Bullstorm

I feel you, Jack! Keep going and have high standards! 💪💪

Milo Smith

Awww, I think we can all relate with this! It’s sometimes scary out there but always trust your instincts, at least it’s better to see them up front 😅 I hope the day job gets easier for you soon, Jack!

sunkawakan

I definitely have a 'type'. First dates can be entertaining, watching the perfect physical 'type' throw up red flags like crazy. The hard thing is not giving into the attraction part, even for a second date, and listening to the part of the brain that recognizes the red flags and screams 'Get out of there!'

Pravvus

And here I am thinking I'm the only one that's single.

Wesley Matlock

Been there, lol. Red flags everywhere. 🤣

James Marquardt

Its not like it'd matter to any1 else that we have platinum silicon Knots in out jockstraps. So i can Werewolf the Marine. & Vice versa. (of the Firmest silicon, so i can Show my husband: I Am INTERESTED!!^^) Or interstingly placed Zips that go from 1 inner thigh too the other. Or that he's MINE, & im his; nomatter whos on top @the moment. & no1 else's.

James Marquardt

Inventor. Philosopher. Top. Bottom. Share buddy. Monogamous. 6'. Average sized. Goofy. VidGame playmate. That uses Lasting effort that devious GoodBoy is HapHap, cause it makes me happy. &Then he makes ME happy in turn. & We basically have a lifelong ongoing jazz jam of it that takes a shape that is all ourown. Us. We. & Ours. -james-

James Marquardt

& he seems to like his nonStandard Issue- Cuddle Monster WereWuff. Cook-y.

James Marquardt

It too bad that the Small Town method of Dating is largly unknown. That the ♾️ Infinite fish inthe Sea method is so prevalent. In big city you're taught to Fear the friendzone. In small towns you're taught to marry you bestfriend. Cast aside being a victim of Common-sense. Take >even this< advice with all the gains of Salt , you like. Some selfish, yet, interested folk. Will misDirect you. to keep you playing Dating Roulette. Hoping to be -Next- on the caracele. & You're the hobbyhourse. Dont do it like other People. You Aren't them; or the Masks they show you. You R You. do it like You. Your instincts. Your Wisdom. Own your Success. Treasure the learning exp. of your fails. They R all Yourse to remake& use to attain what we all Want. More than $. Or power. Or ♾️ ill- used time. Love akin to an I.C.B.M rather that a ¼'a ride rocket ship. Some1 whos #gotYourBack & looksout for ya. A Freak, & Proud. Honest about it. & Too you. Even when it Costs 'em. What you want is an Addamses, or a U.S. Marine. But, i may be bias. I love my devildog -j