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Mrs. December 2nd: Kramped
🕑 Added 2022-12-23 14:00:03 +0000 UTCTrigger #226: Krampus Claus (addendum to Trigger #225, Santa Claus.)
Character Class: Aka Kris Kringle, aka Saint Nicholas. A man appearing to be in his late 60s who delivers presents to good children on Christmas Eve. (See local folklore)
Transformed by accident into a short stack demon goat girl by the Witch's Hut's security system (magical wards cast by current acting Transformistress Mira Alcott)
In the magical realm, apparently some of his "presents" involve transformation magic. He was however very unhappy to find out that same magic could affect him.
This first encounter with him was... not a good impression on my part to say the least...
Transformation Type: TG, BE, AE, Furrification, Short Stack.
Threat Level: Benevolent. It's fucking SANTA. I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN CHRISTMAS!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR! I'M SORRY!!!!!
Subject: Krampus Claus, Age Unknown, F, formerly Santa Claus, Age Unknown, AMAB.
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Mira's chimney!
He doesn't know she cast a bunch of wards
For her and her house's safety!
Magic's glowing, things are growing,
Santa's in for a fright!
Now her ass is stuck real tight,
Cause Santa's a shortstack tonight!
Here comes Mira
Here comes Mira
Down her bedroom stairs!
She heard a noise and doesn't know it's toys
Screaming "What's going on down there?!"
Santa's crying, chimney whining,
Hips too big to squeeze out!
Mira screams and begs and pulls
She's sorry she wrecked Santa's night!
Here comes Krampus Claus
Here comes Krampus Claus
Squeezing out Mira's chimney!
There's a pop like a can of cookie dough
Now she's finally free!
Kramp-a's mad and bleating angrily,
"Change me baaa-ck right now!"
But Mira's terrified to admit
That she has no idea how!
Here comes Krampus Claus
Here comes Krampus Claus
Down another smokestack!
She's got tits the size of melons,
And a dumptruck round back!
She had cover her ass in lube
Just to fit down through the flue!
But she's gonna drop off all these toys
Cause' Santa's got a job to do!
Here comes Krampus Claus
Here comes Krampus Claus
Finally home again!
Happy her wife doesn't mind the goat horns
Or her plump rear end!
Without blinking, they get kinky,
All is merry and bright!
They jump in bed, she gives her head,
Both Claus's are coming toniiiiight!
From the desk of
Mira Alcott
Head-Mistress of Transformations
(Special thanks to Lymed for the request that inspired this piece, to my Test Readers, and to all of you for your support!)
(also, sincerest apologies, I know the original prompt was a reindeer satyr, but I decided a goat satyr would be a better fit for the Krampus theme!)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
As always, you are all the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.
Thank you all so so much for supporting me and giving me this job that I love. None of this is possible without all of you.
I promise to continue to work hard in 2023 to give you all the TF content you deserve!
Thank you thank you thank you all! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday and new year!
-Mira
Comments
MitchellTF
SO CUTE!
Lelouch vi Britannia
Merry Christmas and happy new year I would love to see this character in a full tg comic just to see fat santa get shorter and all his fat give him more curves
Giga
Well, when I was a child there was no tradition of Santa Claus, but on Christmas Eve before dinner, they gave us presents by Baby Jesus. Santa Claus began to have more presence at Christmas with the new millennium.
Alexey Stratulat
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Hope Santa has time to recover.
Smoke Midlands
🎶 I saw Mommy Milkers on Krampus Claus 🎶
LilRobin
I wonder if she's like one of those goats that pass out when they're startled.
The Transformistress
Thank you so much! Merry Christmas!
Clint Hill
I love your rendition of "Here comes Santa Claus," and Santa is just downright adorable! Merry Christmas, Mira!
The Transformistress
Damn Giga, your mom let's you have TWO days of presents? 😂 (Thank you so much, Merry Crimmus)
Giga
In my country (Spain) we do not have such a tradition of Santa Claus (although in the last decades it is becoming more popular); instead we have "Los Reyes Magos" or The Three wise men on January 6. So many children have 2 days of presents. And Merry TransXmas Mira!!!
The Transformistress
"Not even these ginormous melons will stop me!" 😂
The Transformistress
Hahahah lol true! Thank you Valkerie! C:
DezzieArts
I like Santa's dedication. "Nothing shall stop me delivering gifts to all the good little children!"
Violet Velvet
Merry Christmas Mira, hope you have a good one this year with the Mister!
Valkerie
Mrs. Claus is just happy to have gotten something nice for Christmas after all these years! ^-^
The Transformistress
Well Mrs Claus certainly isn't complaining haha! Thank you so so much, Merry Christmas Tasha!
The Transformistress
>:3 eheheheh thank you, I thought that bit was particularly clever
Violet Velvet
"And a dumptruck round back" Mira I can't... *Wheeze*
TashaTheWitchQueen
Well, this seems like fitting comeuppance for Krampus after what she did to Christine last year. Lucky she turned out such a cutie! Great work and Merry Christmas Mira 🎄💕.
