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Sala City Sirens
🕑 Added 2023-12-08 14:37:17 +0000 UTCSome superhero fan art I made based off L and Officer Joyce Hart from HeartGear's excellent Chrysalis and The Collector stories respectively! (https://www.patreon.com/heartgear/posts)
"Now we can fight crimes together!"
"I'm literally a cop."
"That's ok Joyce, nobody's perfect!"
"...you know moths don't shoot silk like spiders, right?"
"Well, you needed a ranged weapon, and I know they don't have guns over in England. Which is also ok, nobody's per-"
" Wait, how come she gets a sword and I don't?!"
"L dear, this superhero business is serious stuff. We all need to follow a motif. You think I don't want to go to work with a badass samurai sword? I do. Every day. But I haven't been able to fit it with the whole "made of gum" motif so my hands are tied..."
"...I can't tell if you're being serious right now..."
"Why did we get roped into this again?"
"Well the Guard says I have to train two sidekicks a year to keep my hero license and-"
"Let me guess, no one else wanted to work with you?"
"You talk about how much you love your husband ONE TOO MANY TIMES and suddenly everyone thinks you're a nymphomaniac- er, sorry, no offense L"
"--_--"
"Oh, by the way, your suits each have three trackers!"
"... Is that so we don't -?"
"IT'S SO YOU BOTH DON'T GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN, YES."
Comments
364dragonrider .
I like how the superhero doesn't like cops. Because unlike cops, superheroes are actually obligated to protect people.
The Transformistress
Lol, Mortar isn't the jealous type. You could say their marriage is ROCK SOLID.
Tragical
Ngl i seriously expected the trackers to be to stop them from going to see bri- err i mean for their safety
