bobbyfingers
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I just happened upon these photographs of the Bezos mould being filled. Hope you're all alive and well. Bobby.
🕑 Added 2025-01-19 16:32:15 +0000 UTC
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Bobby Fingers
That’s easy. Just write them down as I’m saying them.
Samuel
I would love to have the lyrics for the songs you write.
Adam Francis Smith
Really fucking hope the boat has found its way to Venice. If not, you've missed a trick here Bobby. You should be rowing it down the Grand Canal.
Jonathan Doyle
That head should be in Venice doing important gondola work.
Daymon Smith
Anyone else feel as if Patreon these days really sucks ass? Metaphorically speaking.
Samuel
Is there anywhere I can find a transcription of the Amazon song?
Amanda Gareis
Every time I wander over here to see what's up I get the goddamn jumpscare I deserve
Daymon Smith
I just did a battle with the bezos today for almost 3 hours to attain a refund for a hernia belt that was sent to me used. I finally succeeded in a refund without sending in the medical waste back to Amazon in the mail.
Scott Jamieson
Side question: Do all faces have the correct shape for buoyancy and water displacement or just billionaires?
Scott Jamieson
Bobby. Did you design this to float or just decide to try it as an actual boat and it worked?
Sandip Gohil
Saw this yesterday, woke up screaming this morning
totemo
Feast your eyes on my large handsome son
Bobby Fingers
X
delishuspear
Thanks, I hate it!
Luke Bennett
and MJ did?
M Wayne Friedly
You do the lord's work... choose your lord as you wish... but it better be a positive one. Thank you.
Bobby Fingers
Sorry Vicki
Vicki
Honestly terrifying. The details feel malicious.
Travis Lucy
Waiting for a Chinese knock-off of this fine product to show up on Amazon...
Old Crazy Adrian
Bezos? I thought for sure that was the dude from Black Keys. Huh.
Brutal Dongshart
So much more lifelike than the real person.
N_COUNTER
Absolutely haunting
matt C
These photographs capture a moment in time everyone agreed on something.
Bobby Fingers
Ok, I’ll take it.
Allison
Surely some museum of contemporary art would want those and pay a handsome price for the privilege
Bobby Fingers
he wont collab
Forodriac Origamius
Besos? More like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Jonathan Stewart
Please do something with Trump.
Antonio Cervantes
I didn’t think it could get more terrifying. I stand corrected.
Letters
thanks i hate it
Bob Coombs
The mold from the inside is nightmare fuel.
Bartek
I just adopted two kittens from the shelter!
Yosh Pod
That's what he really looks like
Tom Wilkinson
The spice must flow!
Ronan da Rosa
Top right is a mood
Showered Dork
It's a Sontaran!
Gordon Moar
My thoughts exactly
Nart Daghestani
Nice to see baron harkonnen smiling
Lauren Sharpe
Thanks, Bobby. Thought I'd been sleeping too well lately.
D.O.D
I could fix him
James Nesbitt
Fill my mould
Matthew 'The Gentleman Gamer' Dawkins
Handsome fella.
Mike Bee
He seems nice.
Black Dragon Press
I’m alive.
Matt Evans
I've just made some Yorkshire puddings and the batter took the form of Bezos's creamy dome
Manuel Cards
Looks like the Odo mask from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Merv
Finally getting my money's worth with this patreon
Brian
I'm dead and well after seeing that
Corina Lake
Huh. Those… are definitely photos.
Kyle Peterson
POV you're a super villain
