PBS Eons
patreon
Submit a joke!
🕑 Added 2021-10-27 20:01:01 +0000 UTCWe need more jokes, so we're opening the form up to some more patrons this month! Share your favorite natural history jokes to be cold read by hosts at the end of episodes.
Feel free to submit multiple jokes! We may not be able to include all of them, but we love reading them!
Comments
Gita Drum
What do you call a dinosaur that will try anything? A TRYceratops!
Lexi
Did you know there was a little ice age in the early 90โs? It was the Vanilla Ice Age.
Swad Swadlo
Have yinz seen this thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPxIH92f7oE
Veronika Specht
Ok but hereโs some others I really like: How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex? Why did the Archeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird! What do you call a short, spiky dinosaur that has fallen down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us. Whatโs the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane ๐
Veronika Specht
If you need some inspiration I recommend CarnegieNHM on Tiktok ๐
Derek Helling
What is a sushi lover's favorite extinct bird? The Hawaiian rail.
Andrew G
I'm only Proterozoic but I have one and it's an instant classic: Why did the dinosaur cross the K-Pg boundary? To get to the other side.
