LightningTiger
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Too Fat for Booths
🕑 Added 2021-09-21 03:44:07 +0000 UTCIt's official.
I cannot fit in booths.
If the table isn't moveable then I cannot fit myself in.
I have been moved FOUR TIMES at this restaurant.
First time the chairs had armrests which my ass couldn't fit in them. Yes there were some people looking at me.
Second I was taken to the bar area work high chairs.
First I couldn't hop on the chair I kept sliding down and second the gap between the chair and the bar table I couldn't fit.
Third time I was taken to stool chairs I used two of those stools to cover my ass but then I kept hear many groans from these stools and it seemed they were ready to gave way.
Until FINALLY we were taking to a half a booth the chair had an armrests so that doesn't work but I wiggled myself into the booth and then I realized the table doesn't move. It was bolted to the ground.
So I could NOT slide in the booth like I was able to do over a year ago!!
And thus what you see when my friend was laughing and told me I should stop eating burgers.
What. A. Day.
Comments
LightningTiger
Man I should have gotten that treatment
John Doe
Fuck that sounds so hot π₯΅ being so fat that even sitting was a problem. If i was the manager i would have given you and "All-you-can-eat" pass for your "embarrassment"
