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eXpanding X-Men (4/6)
🕑 Added 2025-05-21 22:36:29 +0000 UTCSome of Marvel's most immutably popular mutant maidens made the mistake of munching on mystifying morsels courtesy of the Essex Corporation - mm-mmm they're marvelous!
But they're getting attacked on the genetic level! These cookies make mutants FAT! They're also exponentially addictive - just ask poor Kitty Pryde, if she can get free from Jubilee and Magik long enough to answer!
Meanwhile, Rogue the Calorie Sponge launches an X-Force team to do some Totally eSpyionage and get to the bottom of this... This Essex Corporation sounds AWFULLY FAMILIAR...
Oh, and uh... d-don't ask what Scott and Jean are doing.
