Maya Ben David
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Props for my jiggle physics video and draft for intro script
🕑 Added 2021-06-04 15:32:41 +0000 UTCJiggle physics opening scene draft 1: (Lemme know what you think!)
(This scene takes place in a sterile white room, the viewer slowly opens their eyes. A strangely dressed alien looking woman dressed up in a goth outfit appears before the viewer)
Alien: It appears they are awake, (shines flashlight in viewers eyes) you are a human from the 21st century correct? (viewer looks around space) Oh never mind all of this. I am a scholar of your time and I woke you so that I could ask you some questions for my thesis presentation on primitive representations of mammary grams in the 21st century. Follow me. I would like to ask you about this ancient piece of moving media I found.
(alien takes viewer chan into dank cave with drawings of big breasted woman carved into the wall and tiny sculptures of well endowed creatures)
Alien: This is a cave my team has excavated. Behold the text we have been pouring ourselves over. (opens ancient book, flips pages to a green screened page that brings the viewer to a youtube video made in 2012 which rates the best boobs in video games) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYqk3-lUTY&ab_channel=TheGameTheorists
What do you think this means? Why is this content making your vitals elevate? (shines light into eyes) For my thesis I have made my own version of the boob song from this video. Would you like to hear? (Sings demented version of song all slowed down and soulful)
Does my appearance please you? From my research, when you went into comatose there was a Tim Burton Renaissance, so I made this outfit to help you acclimatize to your surroundings. Oh or were you part of the Toy Story Woody fraction. So insensitive of me!! I can present like that too. (turns into cowgirl alien) “I am the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the whole wide west!” Aw am I making you homesick? Don’t worry I will put you back into stasis shortly.(Whispers) To be honest I am not allowed to wake up lower species without permission from the elders but I am just really into understanding culture you know? (points cowboy gun at you) Stick em up (hahahhahaa) just kidding.
Comments
Maya Ben David
oh wow that is a genius idea!!! i'm gonna see if i can make it work thank you!
sunny
I want this to have one of those tabs you can pull to make things move, analog jiggle physics
