Maya Ben David
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i lied to you all
🕑 Added 2022-01-10 20:40:24 +0000 UTCI said I was working on my fibreglass cosplay but one week ago, I got a brain explosion. I couldn't tell you all about it because then I would be accountable to see it through. However, I have now written my script and committed. For many days I have feverishly scoured second hand shops and collected fabrics that might be categorized as a "shmata". A shmata is a yiddish word for rag, dishcloth or low quality slutty piece of clothing. It's the rag you use to clean your bathroom or a tiny dress in the clearance section at forever21. I ordered four extremely large human sized clothespins online and they will be arriving in four days. In this video I will be hanging on a clothing line with two socks that are to scale to my body (which I just finished making). As you can see from the images above, I have cultivated a kind of shtetl rag-doll girl aesthetic.
I'm going to tell you the topic of the video but please do not hyperventilate. I am going to make a video on how to tell a good Jewish joke. (Again remember to breath) The shmata will be the narrator and I will also be making a real rag version of her. This is all i'm going to say, you will have to wait to see how this shmatas tale unfolds, or folds herself up. Don't worry the fibreglass girl is happening, I just made her filming set and i'm almost done her costume.
-your lying rat
Comments
Maya Ben David
Thank you, the script kept coming to me and just felt natural
Maya Ben David
thank you!! I am really really pumped to make this video
Paul John Showalter
I love your insane brilliant creativity! Very exciting!
OstrichHuman
I can’t wait to see how this turns out :)
