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Allo and Ace are on the Case #1 - The Case of the Slapped Banana
🕑 Added 2025-05-11 03:17:27 +0000 UTCI wanted to show Annie nightmarish sex toys on Shein and Temu, and of course that necessitated making a podcast.
In this adventure, our plucky heroes encounter a pig with more agency than either of them feels comfortable with, and a...device? A something, that's more popular than you, dear reader, would dare imagine.
Want to follow along on their adventures? Click below for links!
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https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/sneak-in
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Comments
JJ
Shared this with my spouse yesterday. We both cracked up and were wheezing with laughter at several points. 🤣 No cats ran from the room, but we received stern/disapproving looks from the older cat and startled/concerned looks from the new kitten. 🙀 Looking forward to all the cursed toys in our future. Thank you!!😊
MeganBob
It's showing the cute pig vibrator we talked about. Is that what you meant to send?
Inadequeer
https://us.shein.com/Mini-Cute-Pig-Tongue-Licking-Toy-Female-Clitoris-Nipple-Anal-Stimulation-Vibrator-Female-Masturbation-Couple-Sex-Toy-p-63506637.html i hope this link doesnt get me blocked as spam but it was the nightmare recommended product when i clicked on the link one so I feel like you should also have to see it
MeganBob
!!! Yaaaay!!! I can't tell you how delighted this made us!!!
JJ
I cackled so loudly, my cat ran out of the room!
