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Taskmaster - S8 E8 - Aquatic Sewing Machine.

🕑 Added 2023-12-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTC

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𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗

Hiya Mandy! Ah yes, 🧐 that looks like the ABC Favorit font with the upside down 8s 🤓 17:59 Greg: “Lou, 2 points” Lou: “F4ck off!” lol you can tell Lou’s getting ultra competitive now the season’s coming to a close, and in recent episodes other contestants claw back a point or two from her early lead 😆 wow her lead got halved since the last* episode! 24:20 Ooh ok so they did count Joe’s red ball catches, even though he broke a hole in his bucket and they all fell out! So no “no bueno!” After all 😁 5 points for the one blue doesn’t seem worth it! 30:53 Yeah Lou’s ecstatic about Sian’s red ball disqualification, it puts an extra 5 points between her and 2nd place Joe. You’ve seen all episodes, so I can say: that’s gotta be her victory dance right there! 🎉 37:27 Hahaha, I’m pausing before that Joe induced migraine gets to you, and you say anything 😀 I hear your deafeningly silent screams, thinking about Joe and the two ice cubes lol - why not push the ball with the ice cubes in hand?! Argh! (now to resume playback for confirmation…) He even had two ice cubes Mand, buffer it either side with each hand, no brainer! 46:15 Greg already said Veg, so it’d have to be Veginitis - itchy vegetable syndrome to you 😀 48:01 Showstopping “anticlimactic” ending for Paul there 👏 49:01 I didn’t think you were able to get close to and touch wild dolphins, not in an ethical kind of way at least! Gotta let them be in charge of the experience. And ya don’t want to get them too familiar with the generally untrustworthy humans. 🐬 50:00 Yeah, Paul threw the money off camera into the box seats where a few lucky audience members must have pocked the £200 51:20 Sure thing! You just gotta find yourself a big group of kids to launch tennis balls at, you could make it work 🤣 Thanks Mandy G

Josh sloan

Yeahhhhh go Paul

Josh sloan

Excuse me you're forgetting romesh aka TREE WIZARD!!!!!

Josh Read

Good choice l. When it comes to volcanoes, South park has amazing advice 🙂

Joshyboiiiiii

😂😂 romesh coming to our wedding would be wild tho 🙂

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Haha. 😂😂 Think this British stuff is finally rubbing off on you.

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, maybe, or better yet, Australian! The land down under where everything is upside down. Lol 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Sian cheated A LOT too. Haha. Screwed Joe over 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you so much Rudi!! 🥹🤗 Hopefully I make you a wee bit less moody 🤭🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHHAA!!! I would love to go to Hawaii, but I am scared of the volcanos. Lol. So, anywhere tropical like Hawaii but without the danger I guess 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, you guys are wild 🤣🤣

JR

Alice would definitely be on my date list as well, excellent choice!

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

I've never noticed that upside down 8. How weird. Maybe they were going for the Spanish theme !?¡¿

Rusty Dog

Can't believe Sian cheated. I'm disappointed :) Amazing that Paul won one!! Glad it happened for him. I could never have imagined the context in which 'aquatic sewing machine' was used.

paul

Haha, classic stuff! 😆

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

There is always parking, just wait for one of them to bend over.

paul

Hahaha, "Hi, I'm a big fat lad and I've got three big fat lad mates... can you book us in for the Crystal Maze experience? One question: are there parking spaces for unicycles?"

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I call it 'Fat lad on a unicycle'.

paul

Haha, nice! It's like one of those psychological ink blot tests. Everyone can see what they want to see in it!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

😂😂 It's abstract art haha.

paul

Another good random question as always Josh. Man, so many things get on my nerves. Lies is a good answer. My pet peeves probably line up quite neatly with Karl's: lies, bullshit, "fun" (as in "organized fun" as Karl puts it). Probably bullshit for me. It just feels like we're drowning in bullshit these days with the news, the media, the internet, etc. Where's Bullshit Man when you need him? 😆

Josh Read

🤣🤣🤣

Josh Read

Lateness for me. Drives me insane 🤬

Josh Read

Poor Mandy, we do give the poor woman a hard time 🤣yeah I'm sure I will

paul

Haha, Randy Mandy! 😂 "Which five blokes would I like to go out on a date with?" Yeah, cos that's a totally normal question! I think that's why Alice has gotten roped in, so it's not just Mandy sat awkwardly round a restaurant table with five dudes off the telly! Hope you enjoy the Paul Chowdry podcast. If you keep scrolling you'll see he's had a lot of Taskmaster related people on.

Josh Read

She certainly does. She comes across as such a nice polite shy lady too. She should change her name to Randy Cane Lane. That's very true. Cheers for that. I'll have a listen later when I finish work.

paul

She just always has to take something sweet and make it filthy, doesn't she? I like how she included one woman and she picked the woman who, pound for pound, most resembles her! Red hair, pale skin, red lipstick... The podcast is a bit tricky to find for some reason, so I'll put the link: https://podcastindex.org/podcast/3712427 It's called The Paul Chowdry Pudcast.

Josh Read

It was a simple wholesome question and Mandy had to go and spoil it with inappropriate language. That will be a great night out. I didn't know he did a podcast. I'll have to give that a go

Joshyboiiiiii

I'll make sure I get romesh to fly over and sing it live for us 😂😂

paul

Oh and by the way, I know Paul Chowdry came across as a bit of a dope on Taskmaster, permanently bemused by what was going on, but I've listened to his podcast a bunch of times and he seems very intelligent and quick witted but also very chill and polite.

paul

Also Stevie, is your new avatar meant to be you in a wet suit depicted using a dailymotion 8? 😂

paul

Happy birthday!! 🥳 93 eh? What a year...

paul

Good question! I think for a normal night out (trust Mandy to make it a sexy night out) and limiting it to series 1-8 to avoid spoilers I'd go for Noel, Mel, the two Tims Key and Vine and my namesake Paul (Chowdry, not Sinha). If I had to pick the 5 people from a particular series, I think series 1 had the best chemistry. I think apart from Frank they were all mates with Little Alex Horne already.

paul

Haha, but that don't use that as an excuse to cloroform your bunkmate and run off with his body! 😉

MoodyRudi

Thank you for putting a smile on my face by uploading taskmaster & wilty. There easily the best thing on the telly & your the best company to watch them with. Have a great day yourself.

AWR93

Thank you Mandy and Josh!

Lee Dellbridge

It also happened back in the episode 3 live task when they had to put sleeping bags on and use a skipping rope. She won that task but they gave Iain 5 and Lou 4. I mentioned it on that episode. 100s of episodes and I think these are the only 2 scoring mistakes and both went against Lou lol.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard

Jeffrey44

It will probably be Tree Wizard as I believe both the bride and groom like that song. I didn't even realise they were engaged. Congratulations to you both.

Jeffrey44

Here is a link to the Taskmaster YouTube channel community post about it. The link will probably only work on a computer... https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkgo9ibubq2BQaJFsmsE_NrbnjZtDeS29

Joshyboiiiiii

WrestleMania night 1 main event, forget cm punk vs Seth Rollins it'll be the random question of the day on a pole match, the battle of the josh's 🤣🤣

Joshyboiiiiii

🚓🚓🚓

Josh Read

Random question of the day ©️ Josh Read. Where would you like to go on holiday?

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I would recommend Bird Bites, Dog Cries by Hatebeak.

Josh Read

Yes just to hang out with. They are not just date things. Good choices though. For me Rob beckett, Romesh, Rob Gilbert, Lou and Al Murray

Jeffrey44

I could record it and send it to you on VHS, or if you are lucky enough to have internet access, it should be possible to find the episode online. It will be on the Taskmaster YouTube channel from 3rd January (or January 3 as an American would say). I'm not sure if it will be censored or edited (like removing the breaks) on there though.

Joshyboiiiiii

I'll sue you for copyright infringement 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Don't you be stealing my gimmick 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Those are still date things! Lmao. If you mean just to hang out it'd be Bob Mortimer, Rhod Gilbert, James Acaster, Time Vine, and Jessica Knappet! How about you?

Joshyboiiiiii

I'm gonna assume you don't have social media cause you didn't say dick pics 😂😂 who would ever lie to you tho 🥺

Joshyboiiiiii

And theys nobody I love more than you either cutie 🤭🤭

Joshyboiiiiii

Ohhhh ffs 😂 blame Patreon the useless fucker

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you very much Josh! That is very sweet, and there is no one I would rather be than me! 🤗🥰

Josh Read

Yes a night out a meal cinema trip and a drink. Not a night in. You embarrassed yourself there Mandy 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lies! (This was meant here!)

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! The app updated the comment as I hit reply! The "lies" was the answer to what irritates me most in life.... I hadn't even seen this comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

Joshyboiiiiii

Today's random question of the day well for me at least 😂 so when we get married what would you like to the song we first dance too as a married couple?

Joshyboiiiiii

No it's fucking not!!!!! Wow I opened my heart out to you 😂

Mandy Cane Lane

Lies 😃

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaha! You are awesome Terje!! 🥰

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh shii.. just realized you said night out and maybe didn't mean it as a date thing. Haha, totally different answer that 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

5? Oof, let me Google who they are real quick! -- Ok, on Goole now. 5 is a lot 😅 and most of them are too old, (especially now) But let's say I was unbothered by age, or they were all age appropriate. (Yes, I am an overthinker) Not sure the order but : Joe Thomas, James Acaster, Rhod Gilbert, Alice Levine, and Noel Fielding 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

RIP indeed 🕊

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww, thank you! 🥰 And the 8's have been driving me crazy for a while now, figured I'd share. 🤪

Joshyboiiiiii

Happy birthday ❤️

Joshyboiiiiii

Mandy please just never change, don't change for anyone or anything, your personality, the way you are, your looks are perfect and we're so lucky to have you as a part of our lives ❤️

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh, sneaky stuff, did not catch that and am surprised she didn't protest. What was the other time? 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

Ouch, you already made me feel old! Haha, but I do like the idea! The issue is where do I get a hold of the episode? 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

The TM is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

"Greg" on a foot 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAA! How can I trust myself when I can barely remember what day it is? 😅🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahahhahaha! There might be a similarity, but I don't hear it. Ricky's abuse is very different than Gregs 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

I feel so identified when people mess up words. Words are hard! 😅🤣 And the Xfm was so great, I am happy with how that one turned out!

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhahaa! Yeah, I messed up on the syllable count, but can't blame me for trying 😅🤣🤪 -- Also you are very welcome Ryan 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

It bother's me way more than it should 😅😅😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa! You guys are too much! That hair gif was hilarious, and also -- HOW DARE YOU?? That upsidedown 8 crosses a horrible line. 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Happy Birthday Darlin'!!!!!! 🌼🌈✨🥂 Hope you have a fantastic night and an amazing new trip around the sun! 🤗

Joshyboiiiiii

Random question of the day. What's the thing that irritates you most in life?

Josh Read

Apart from enjoying the legend that is Mandy, what else have you done to have a good birthday?

AWR93

Thank you Mr 44 .

Jeffrey44

Happy 30th, Arthur.

AWR93

Thank you Josh!

Josh Read

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

AWR93

😂😂 thank you Stevie

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I'll say it while Jeffrey is thinking😅. Happy Birthday fella.

AWR93

I want you to say happy birthday to me jeffery please

Jeffrey44

Are you wanting people to say Happy Birthday to you? I will do, if that's what you want.

Terje Flågan

1. Thank you 2. Yes, please make a video like that. I'd like to see it. 3. I like the weather-sharing.

AWR93

What a great treat for my birthday to watch some taskmaster with Mandy!! 🥳

Josh Read

Out of all the past contestants which 5 would you go on a night out with?

Josh Read

RIP to the poor people who died in the storm ❤️

Josh Read

I wouldn't have noticed the 8s if you hadn't pointed them out. It's always a good day when Mandy is happy.

Ryan W.

I almost did a spit take at “vaginitis” 😂 plus just after “wet bravery”, Greg said something about being nimble, and I misheard it as “nipple” 😂

Lee Dellbridge

In the beachball task Lou was faster than Sian but they gave Sian 4 points to Lou's 3 points. That's twice this series Lou got screwed out of a point.

Jeffrey44

Hello there. Bear with me a moment, I think the maths (or math as an American would say) works out here. If you do S08E09 on Boxing Day (or Tuesday December 26 as an American would say) and S08E10 on the 2nd January (or January 2nd as an American would say) you could do Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2024 on the 9th January (or the second anniversary of Bob Saget's death as an American would say) before you start series 9 (or Season 9 as an American would say). One of the contestants on Taskmaster's New Year's Treat 2024 is less than half your age, so you may want to leave it until he isn't, in case it makes you feel very very old. It's up to you, of course. What do you make of that idea, though?

Jeffrey44

Sorry to hear about the loss of your Abraham Lincoln. In the UK, we recently lost our beloved The Queen™ so I do have some idea how you must be feeling.

paul

Hahahahah, amazing... 🤣🤣🤣

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I can't talk though. I put a wet suit on two years ago, I looked like a string of sausages.

Robert Allen

I think Josh Widdicombe would be the easiest contestant to draw, because you could just write "GREG" in the sand

paul

Hahaha, I think he has! Crystal Maze: The Big Fat Lads Edition!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I think Jeffrey just found a way to make The Crystal Maze twice as funny.

paul

I like how every week you seem to be less and less confident that you're watching the right episode... 😉

paul

Haha, Jeffrey to the rescue with a solution!

paul

Hahaha, they're having a laugh though! Who has that many friends? And how many of them would still be friends after they've got locked in in the Medieval Zone with Mumsy.

Jeffrey44

I think they will let teams of 4 play if you are all big fat lads. Phone them up and say I'm a big fat lad and I have three similarly sized morbidly obese friends. What is the worst they can say? Don't forget to ask about food.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Oh, it says you need teams of 8. I don't think I have that many friends 😆😆

paul

Is it me or is Greg's excited high pitched exclamation of "It's Little Alex Horne!" not a million miles away from that screechy sound Ricky makes at Robin Ince. I feel like it's the same kind of friendship dynamic, thankfully more benign in the case of Greg and Alex! 😅

paul

Oh wow, if you're that close to it you should go! The lady "Maze Master" on that website looks a bit like the sole actress from Gay! The Musical... 😆

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

OMG, she does lol. I missed their mention of The Crystal Maze I had to go back and check. I have just learned that this is 20 minutes from where I live... https://the-crystal-maze.com/manchester/. I'm gonna look into it.

paul

Did you notice they mentioned The Crystal Maze near the start of this? This was also the first episode I realized Lou is blatantly dressed as an early 90s Crystal Maze contestant. How did I miss that?

paul

Haha, "wet comma bravery". Personally I could have done without "vaginitis". I mean it's not even a five syllable word! 😆

paul

I loved that little sympathetic laugh you did when Ian stumbled slightly over the word "Taskmaster" when reading out the card and said something like "Taskmasketerer". Thanks for this and today's youtube video. Amazing how even a few quickly cobbled together dvd ads are still hilarious when Karl's involved. And I like how you teased tomorrow's xfm, can't wait! 🥳

Ryan W.

Well thanks Mandy, now I can't unsee the upside down 8 and I can't unhear "wet bravery" haha!

DahDutcher

Whelp, now I can't unsee those 8's anymore 😂 It's also the same for the 8's in the quality

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I'm glad that the wind didn't get hold of you. At 5ft 3in with that hair, you would have ended up in Peru. 😂 🤗 https://media.tenor.com/kLQIu7Uz1-8AAAAC/wind-windy.gif