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Would I Lie to You At Christmas? - Season 14
🕑 Added 2023-12-29 13:00:05 +0000 UTCOMG THE YEAR IS ENDING, I AM FREAKING OUT!! Also I am very calm and can't wait for it to end, lol. Continuing the festiveness, I bring you Christmas Wilty! Yay!
Be healthy, be happy and be safe! Oh, and stay curly!
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Joshyboiiiiii
I skipped watching the nightmare before Christmas and click and collect reviews till I have some peace and quiet and can focus on them
Mandy Cane Lane
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Mandy Cane Lane
Ohhhhhhh!!! Ok, NOW that makes sense!! As always, thank you Danny! ๐๐ป๐ค
Jeffrey44
What does this mean, Sloan?
Josh sloan
I've skipped the films to tomorrow cause I'm off work and home alone so don't panic ๐
JokerDanny
Christmas Crackers have a tiny safe amount of gun powder in them so when they are pulled apart they make a snapping sound, similar to how party poppers have a tiny amount of gun powder in them to pop and propel the confetti. Christmas Crackers also have a joke and tiny prize inside for the person who pulled the bigger side of the cracker apart.
Rusty Dog
Yeah I have taken them out of their folders now. Also in case they freak out again, I have made zipped versions which you can try. Let me know how it goes.
paul
Man alive computer error messages really have taken a nose dive over the years haven't they? It used to be something reassuringly technical and incomprehensible like "server error 404", then it became annoyingly human and chummy like, "hey there, we're working on it..." now we're into Marvin The Paranoid Android territory: "I'd like to search for your file but I'm feeling terribly depressed..." ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
I have no idea what Jeffrey asked, but that sounds so frustrating!! It is enfuriating when someone keeps guessing the same thing when it is OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT! Lol
Joshyboiiiiii
Wait on stage? Need more info here Mandy
Mandy Cane Lane
Correct Sir! Not sure why, I was only able to successfully download the last XFM. The Wilty and Big Fat Quiz were all "insecure" or had "social anxiety" or something. ๐ Will try again later! ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao! ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao, very creative answer Mr 44! It is a lot of things Josh! Mainly backstage stuff. Also let the audience in and if I must, cover for my brother on stage ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
You guys lost me a bit, but I feel that for how big Eastenders is in the UK (apparently), that video is criminally underappreciated and under viewed!
Mandy Cane Lane
The comments on that clip are wild! Also isn't the mother just like 10 years older than the daughter? Or is she just really well preserved? ๐ค๐ง
Mandy Cane Lane
๐ฅบ๐ฅน๐ญ Thank you ๐ฅฐ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao Paul, and OMG! They do pop!! I haven't been watching the proper openings hen. Lol. Also I guess the Taskmaster Christmas Cracker task was not the best reference ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Thank you Danny ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh yeahhh!!! I watched it too. No wonder when they played it it sounded familiar ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
Lol! Mandy wants to watch Cunk!!! Heard ir was great several times! And lol to the town sign! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahhaa, I imagine I was incorrect, but yes, this episode had me LOST! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh awesome, thanks guys! Where would I be with out all the help? ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
Please don't turn heel on us ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
I take pride in being honest ๐
Jeffrey44
Are you a family of cockneys? Do you wear a wig? Could your family have been using cockney rhyming slang to refer to your hairpiece? It's just a suggestion.
paul
To which the answer was, "it's basically a recorder for wankers". Do Americans say "recorder"? It sounds a bit rubbish doesn't it, so I'm guessing it's UK only. Jeffrey, are you there?
paul
Sadly in my case, this was just before Zelda put the ocarina on the map in A Link To The Past (and then even more so in Ocarina of Time). When I was first learning to use it for the noble purpose of playing the Eastenders theme tune, the response you were most likely to get on the playground was, "what the fuck's an ocarina?"
DriveIn
I was with my family this Christmas and we did play charades - I had to act out "tap dancing" while people shouted "Irish jig! You're doing an IRISH JIG!" at me with increasing levels of conviction and frustration ๐
Rusty Dog
Was the WILTY Season 17 Christmas special that you couldn't download, from my server? Because that's there along with BFQOTY 2023. Let me know and I'll take a look at the issue. EDIT: If it was from me, then try again now. DM me if any issues.
Josh Read
Best game ever
Stevus
An ocarina!? Was it an ocarina of time?
Stevus
It never occurred to me before, but there are 3 Jo's in this episode, which in Spanish would be Ho Ho Ho!
Jeffrey44
The stomach acid and bile.
Joshyboiiiiii
What part of thsts disgusting? ๐
Jeffrey44
She does a sword swallowing act. Well, a regurgitation act really. The final trick is her swallowing a phone belonging to a member of the audience and sending a text message from it while it is in her stomach before regurgitating it and returning it to the audience member. It's actually very disgusting.
Danny
Oh that one is fine. The one I grabbed off YouTube is out of sync and not as good quality as that one ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
Random question of the day. Might have asked this before but ano you work in a theatre but what do you actually do there? Is it multiple things ๐คท
Stevus
I love the wilty story she tells about dumping her boyfriend (won't go into details here, no spoilers for Miss Mandy!) Shame it was a lie though, would have been great if it were true. Or maybe it was?๐คทโโ๏ธ who can tell? And yeah, cunk is brilliant, I'm sure Mandy will get to it one day.
Josh Read
That's a option I suppose ๐ค patreons assemble and make our wishes known
AWR93
Mandy to watch all 7000 episodes of eastenders when? ๐
Josh Read
That is one large rabbit hole. 37 years of Phil Mitchell in one sitting. You are braver man than me.
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The trouble is I'm down a rabbit hole now. I'm watching Phil Mitchell on crack ๐คฃ
Josh Read
Just sharing British culture with her ๐คฃ
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If we carry on Mandy is gonna sneak off and leave us entertaining ourselves with YouTube videos๐คฃ
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Have a look at this one Danny. It's probably the same but it doesn't seem too bad on VCL player https://drive.google.com/file/d/1a-jNZdn0l5x7PR-DEFqrI2k-7s2Y_z_h/view?usp=sharing
Josh Read
Sounds like it ๐
paul
Nice! Maybe being forced to play the Eastenders theme tune in school assembley is a more common experience than I realised! ๐
Josh Read
Same for me in the early 90s ๐คฃ
paul
Hahaha, amazing! That also just dislodged a suppressed memory of playing the Eastenders theme tune on the ocarina in assembley at primary school in the late 80s... ๐ซฃ
paul
I just watched that for the first time. Wow, that was intense... ๐
Josh Read
Such great memories ๐คฃ
Josh Read
https://youtu.be/SW9MM1S12Tw?si=wYSwVjdpbRy1JM_t Mandy this is eastenders is 30 seconds it sums up everything you ever need to know about our famous soap opera
Danny
Lol. I'm just tinkering with it at the moment to try sort it. Pictures pretty rubbish at 360p but best there is
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I remember that. The whole county had a collective gasp haha.
Josh Read
https://youtu.be/qgUf9hlTnnU?si=pUydECunDCDqKD0- probably the most famous doof doof. Though I've not watched it in 20 years. Such amazing acting.
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I just tried and had the same problem. These pirates need to sort themselves out๐
Danny
Unfortunately, I've only come across one version of that episode so far, and the audio sync is off ๐ so it spoils it.
Captain Howdy
Mandy, you are our christmas miracle.
Danny
No. I don't think she has seen any of series 8
paul
Hahaha! "Jesus was brought up in a stable which ironically is not a stable environment for a child" ๐
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paul
Not sure what was louder in this episode, Joe Lycett's jumper or the Cockney lad's tan! ๐คช
paul
Haven't seen Jaws for ages, so I didn't remember Robert Shaw but I just looked up that scene on youtube and it's strong stuff! Diane Morgan was good in After Life, she's even better as Cunk. She has this running joke in Cunk On Earth where she ties it back to Pump Up The Jam every episode and it reminds me of a few weeks ago when Mandy started a video by exclaiming, "Y'all ready for this?" ๐
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Mandy, I mean After Life the TV series, not when you die๐๐
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Diane Morgan is brilliant, I love everything she has been in. Mandy will get to meet her in After Life when she gets to it. We have a lot of celebrities from Bolton, I think our most famous is Robert Shaw you may remember him as the boat captain in Jaws "Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya" ๐
paul
The bit about not just putting ear muffs on the dog but actually "teaching the dog to put ear muffs on" made me think of Karl's version of the monkey going to the moon and Ricky screaming, "they would not make the monkey launch the rocket!" ๐
Danny
Ofcourse Christmas crackers bang (or more of a snap). Theres a funny little 5 minute video of Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg opening crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9biS_j79eU
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I forgot about that. has she seen it I can't remember.
Danny
The duff duff thing was referenced a few months ago, I linked you the sound in a comment. It was on another WILTY. It's the cliffhanger thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1iMJNYHe1I
paul
Speaking of Bolton... Diane Morgan who plays Philomena Cunk is from Bolton. I just finished watching Cunk On Earth this morning. Has Mandy watched any Cunk yet? I don't think so, but I think she'd like it.
Danny
June Brown was also on WILTY series 8 episode 9
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The more you talk about where you live, the more I can relate Lol. We have a thing in the UK where towns are twinned with places abroad. Twinning became popular in Great Britain after the Second World War, with the hope that building links and exchanges between individual towns and cities would bring reconciliation and prosperity after years of conflict. I'm gonna suggest this at the next town meeting. https://drive.google.com/file/d/12sCf6SMJhTulmePltL9MadrL4o375acu/view?usp=sharing Great reaction as always Squeaky๐ค
paul
Poor Mandy, tirelessly sifting through the remnants of our culture trying to imagine what Eastenders might have been, how xmas crackers might have worked, who "Doc" Cotton was and whether there was a direct train from London to Swansea. I like the idea of Eastenders ending each episode with a montage of actors' faces! ๐
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Lady Gaga meets Eastenders' June Brown (Dot Cotton) on The Graham Norton Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqQCwvC6Bw I think you will like this.
Joshyboiiiiii
You never lie ever
