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Prideland Economics
🕑 Added 2017-09-10 07:08:42 +0000 UTC Scar/Simba were the very close runners up in the Neutron poll. I'll do painful erotic things to Simba later I just wanted to draw them doing people things.I came up with a whole weird headcanon about cool gay uncle Scar and his "partner" Shere Khan. Two old queens helping Sarabi raise Simba after Mufasa had a terrible hardware store accident.
Eventually Simba gets a football scholarship. He dates Nala for a while but Uncle Scar later sets him up with a nice older zebramin and they have a painfully cute normal life UuU
Scar usually winds up talking about economics after a few martinis. Most of which his strapping nephew doesn't understand at all.
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Monsieur Foxy
Hmmmm. I'm thinking liberal-arts majors in a different Frat House from Simba, who are into "Free Love" by which the mean, "We only charge for guys who can't fuck worth a damn."
Maybe some local drug dealers selling "hakuna matata" at Simba's school or sth :P
Flare Phoenix
That's an interesting idea, where would timon and pumbaa fit in though?
Monsieur Foxy
Ohhhh... Gay Uncle Scar, can I sit in your lap? Your Jeremy Irons voice is pure sex on legs.
