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TUS Chapter 88: Secrets and Scandals
🕑 Added 2024-04-27 02:27:05 +0000 UTC[Bang!]
The Scorch Escape hit the shadow clone, and Pakura heaved a sigh of relief.
"Hey!" At this moment, a voice rang behind Pakura.
Before Pakura could react, a huge force hit her and knocked her to the ground.
"You..." Pakura looked stunned at Funan and then at the place where she hit the shadow clone.
“Let go of me!” Pakura shouted angrily.
"I said to you, little girl, why are you so unwilling to listen to my advice?" Funan wondered. "I have already told you that Rasa is not going to let you go, don't you understand?"
Pakura sneered and said: "This is all your guess. Relying on the enemy's guess, betraying the Kage of my own village, do you think I am a fool? Besides, you are not a good person either."
"You haven't made any assumptions on your part?"
"No!" The answer was so decisive.
Funan was speechless and looked at Pakura carefully.
Pakura stared at him without showing any weakness.
If looks could kill... Well, in the Shinobi World, actually looks can kill... In any case, Pakura would have killed Funan with her look.
Funan was a little angry. After thinking for a while, he leaned over and kissed Pakura fiercely.
“I will make you obey!”
Pakura was stunned on the spot.
"Uchiha Funan!!!"
A piercing scream rang out in the Uchiha clan.
The patrol team was startled.
Considering the temperament of their own minister, the patrol team looked at the place where the scream came from with pity.
…
"Don't move!"
"Get out of here, you still told me not to move!? Why don't you just die?" The immobilized Pakura wanted to vomit blood.
Funan made a move, and Pakura calmed down instantly.
"That's right!" Funan nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Isn't it just a kiss? Why are you yelling so loudly?"
Pakura was about to speak, and Funan moved his hand threateningly.
Pakura remained silent and looked at that beastly hand with hatred.
He was actually pulling the front of her clothes.
"What the hell are you up to?" Pakura gritted his teeth in anger.
"Stay in the Uchiha clan and be my woman."
"Shameless, keep dreaming!"
Funan frowned and said: "You really don't consider it, don't miss the number one young prodigy of the shinobi world just for a moment of rage, you will deeply regret it."
Pakura felt a twitch at the corner of her mouth. "As for shamelessness, you really are the number one in the shinobi world."
Funan reached out another hand and spread Pakura's eyelids. "There is nothing wrong with this eye, why can't you see clearly? "
"Get out!"
"Ah, forget it, losing a handsome man like me will make you regret it in the future." Funan shook his head for a while, and suddenly said: "But I have decided to give you a chance."
"Thank you, it's really not necessary."
"You're welcome, who makes me a good person."
"Really, it's not necessary... well, what do you have to say?" Feeling the shaking of the front of his clothes, Pakura trembled.
Funan nodded with satisfaction and said: "I think the reason why you can't make the right choice now is that you don't understand me, so I decided to give you a chance to understand me."
Pakura said faintly: "Actually, I think I understand you very well."
'You are not a human being, you are worse than a beast!'
The front of her clothes trembled again.
Pakura said with a gloomy expression: "You think you have me under your control like this? Don't forget that I'm a kunoichi, if you push me too hard, we'll die together!"
"How could I? I have never doubted Miss Pakura's strength and courage." Funan said with a smile. "I'm just worried about my hands making a mistake and ripping your clothes by accident."
"But don't worry, if I really make a mistake, I will call everyone in the Uchiha clan to help you cover yourself and prevent you from being exposed."
"By the way, I am the head of the Konoha Police Force. I can summon all the Konoha villagers to help cover you. What do you think?"
"Don't worry, as a high-ranking member of Konoha, my requests will be approved by the third Hokage and the acting Hokage."
"And we can definitely help you cover your body and prevent you from being exposed."
Pakura was silent for a moment, then forced a smile and said: "I think I really don't understand you. May I ask, how can I understand you?"
Funan's eyes lit up, and he immediately said: "Go to my room, my bed... um!"
Feeling the terrifying murderous intent, Funan swallowed his words and said: "I will find you tomorrow, let's go on a date, how about it?"
Pakura still stared at Funan fiercely.
Funan smiled playfully and was determined not to back down.
"What do you want to do?" Pakura said coldly. "Date? I am the hero of Sunagakure, and you are the Uchiha of Konoha. Do you know how much impact it will have if we go together?"
"Does it have an impact?" Funan was stunned and said: "Aren't Sunagakure and Konoha allies? Isn't that a friendly behavior between allies?"
"This..." Pakura was stunned for a moment
This point cannot be denied.
Pakura was silent for a while, and just as he was about to speak, he suddenly frowned and gritted his teeth and said: "Don't move your dog paws, you hear me!"
"Oh!" Funan looked innocent.
Pakura's expression became even more grim. She couldn't bear it anymore, gritted her teeth and said: "I promised you, take your hand out!"
"Okay!" This time, Funan did not hesitate to withdraw his hand immediately.
This took Pakura by surprise. So easily?
In response, Funan said lightly: "You're mine anyway, I'm not in a hurry."
"Get out!" Pakura cursed angrily and got up and left. She couldn't continue talking to Funan. Otherwise, she would not be able to control herself.
Pakura staggered out of the Uchiha clan's territory, as if she had been hit ten times with a club. Her face was flushed, and there was an obvious claw mark on the front of her clothes.
That was burned quietly by Funan with a little blood flame.
The Sunagakure envoys who hurried over, as well as Nara Shikaku and others, were silent for a moment.
When they heard that Pakura had entered the Uchiha clan, they were panicked.
What is this?
Fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the foot of the bed?
Even Shikaku couldn't help but doubt the relationship between Pakura and Funan at this moment.
"What Funan and I really... Forget it." Pakura was about to explain, but suddenly she felt powerless, waved her hands, turned around and left.
She herself knew that many things could not be explained clearly.
Moreover, Pakura knew that Funan would come to her tomorrow. No matter how much she explained now, it would still cause suspicion tomorrow.
It's not worth explaining.
'Funan, you've won. Rasa was already afraid of me, and now that I'm related to the Uchiha clan he'll fear me even more.'
Baki and Shikaku walked back in silence.
"No, this can't happen." Even Shikaku, this time, strongly objected.
But unfortunately, Funan would not listen to them.
...
Hokage Residence.
Sarutobi Hiruzen's office.
Sitting in a new chair, Hiruzen felt uncomfortable. He wanted to return to his office, but unfortunately, it was occupied by a fat man.
In the future, there will be a new person to replace him and become the owner of that office.
The biggest possibility is his female disciple.
Tsunade.
Hiruzen had complex feelings about Tsunade. He knew in his heart that Tsunade was indeed very suitable to become a Hokage.
More suitable than Jiraiya.
But when he thought about the actions against Nawaki, he felt as if a thorn was stuck in his heart.
Konoha is now divided into three parts, which is not a long-term thing after all.
Besides, Funan is younger, he has plenty of time.
Hiruzen and others can't do it, and Torifu can't do it either.
How much strength would they have left in ten more years?
At that time, Funan had just reached his peak.
"Damn Uchiha!" Hiruzen felt irritated. He suddenly thought of something and whispered: "Shinnosuke."
"Here!" A figure appeared.
"Did you get that thing?"
"...The Acting Hokage won't let us near the office, but I'll definitely get it."
"Do it fast!"
"Yes!"
Looking at Shinnosuke leaving, Hiruzen murmured: "Torifu, what are you and Funan doing?"
[Thump! Thump! Thump!]
Hearing that sound, Hiruzen felt a sudden headache. There is only one person in the whole Konoha who can make this sound.
Shimura Danzo!
Even Hiruzen is a little afraid of Danzo now.
He is too confident! So sure of himself that it gave chills.
"Hiruzen, have you heard the news?" Danzo's gloomy voice echoed.
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't feign ignorance." Danzo said coldly. "It's about Uchiha Funan and Pakura."
"What do the two of them have to do with you?" Hiruzen was a little impatient.
He was no longer the Hokage, but he still had an office in the Hokage Residence and supervised various departments.
He dared not delegate power, otherwise what awaited the Konoha Corrupt Quartet was a devastating blow.
Torifu is not a soft-hearted person.
[Bang!]
Danzo slammed the table hard and said angrily: "This is a conspiracy, don't you understand? Pakura is the hero of Sunagakure. She and Uchiha Funan are together. What does this mean? I don't believe you don't understand?"
Hiruzen said coldly: "Pakura only has influence in Sunagakure. At the same time, she is hated by Rasa and has been trying to weaken her."
Danzo said: "So, Pakura and Uchiha Funan cooperated!"
Hiruzen frowned and said: "Then what do you want to do?"
"Hiruzen, trust me, leave it all to me... Ugh!"
[Bang!]
Danzo disappeared in an instant, hastily dodging the cup that flew towards him.
"Hiruzen!" Danzo looked angry.
As lifelong companions, how can you throw a cup at me? And without any warning. Aren't you afraid of really hurting me?
