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TUS Chapter 90: Sunagakure's Unlikely Kazekage Candidate
🕑 Added 2024-04-27 02:28:49 +0000 UTC“Danzo, calm down!” Hiruzen's deep voice sounded.
Danzo said angrily: "He, he actually..."
He is wronged! For the second time. Torifu, this damn fat guy, actually beat him for the second time. Hiruzen didn't help him either!
He can't stand it anymore, he wants to break the seal and fuck this damn fat man! Danzo's hand slowly stretched out to the bandaged hand.
“Danzo!” Hiruzen's voice was extremely stern and said: "Everything is for Konoha!"
Danzo: "..."
“Hmph!” Torifu snorted coldly.
Disbanded the ANBU and punched Danzo again. His anger dissipated a lot, and he turned around and left.
Danzo was purple with anger, but he left too.
No matter how Hiruzen screamed, his steps never stopped at all.
Hiruzen sighed and looked at the figure that emerged quietly. "You are so brave, you actually entered the Hokage's office directly to steal something."
Shinnosuke was silent.
Seeing that Shinnosuke was a little disappointed, Hiruzen comforted him: "Since you can't stay in ANBU, then go and become a Jonin mentor."
“Where are the documents?” Hiruzen looked up at Shinnosuke and said in a deep voice: "I want to see what these two people want to do."
Hearing this, Shinnosuke immediately felt embarrassed.
"What's wrong?" Hiruzen frowned slightly and said displeasedly: "Can't I see it?"
"No, is not that..." Sarutobi Shinnosuke was a little confused. 'What should I say about this? Forget it, give it!'
Not letting him see would be even worse, he hoped his old father would hold on.
Three minutes later, a roar came from Hiruzen's office, scaring many people.
Torifu was sitting in the office, raised his head, looking a little surprised, wondering what happened to Hiruzen.
Suddenly, he remembered the sign and smiled. So that was why.
After putting in so much effort and paying such a high price, you got a sign that makes people vomit blood. 'Hiruzen, how do you feel? Do you want to cry?' Thinking of this, Torifu suddenly lost his anger.
He even started humming a song.
…
"You are my lover, a flower that intoxicates the soul..."
At the station where the Sunagakure research team is located, Funan stands on the raised platform, holding a microphone in his hand and singing loudly in front of a window.
The people of Konoha and Sunagakure were all stunned.
Baki looked at Shikaku and said sarcastically: "Are the people of Konoha so bold and unrestrained?"
Shikaku's expression turned grim.
"Shikaku!" Funan shouted.
'Can’t hear it! I do not know you!' Shikaku lowered his head. Had it not been for the Sunagakure Investigation Team here, he would have wanted to turn around and leave.
"Shikaku with the scar on his face!"
"Damn!" Shikaku raised his head fiercely and glared at Funan.
The people of Sunagakure almost couldn't hold back their laughter.
Funan said: "Dance to cheer us up!"
“Go to hell!” Shikaku yelled angrily.
"You're sure?" Three magatama appeared in Funan's eyes.
"You... I warn you, Funan, if you use genjutsu on me, I will fight you to the death!" Shikaku subconsciously took a step back and threatened him.
But even Baki could see that Shikaku's threat seemed to lack conviction. Looks like he's still trembling a little.
“Okay, I won’t embarrass you, just go and accompany me!” Funan pointed at the musical instruments he brought.
Shikaku approached slowly with a dark expression. "What are you doing?"
"Play the drum!"
"Okay!" Shikaku took over the role and started beating the drum.
Half of Konoha resonated with the sound of the drum.
Countless people are looking this way. And more people joined the crowd. When there is something exciting, everyone wants to see it.
Funan picked up the microphone and continued singing.
The song didn't really match the drum beat, and besides, Funan was a little out of tune.
This strange combination made the surrounding people's skin crawl.
"Enough!" An angry shout rang out.
Pakura walked out angrily and said: "Uchiha Funan, what the hell are you doing?"
“My dear, you are finally out, I miss you so much.” Funan burst into tears immediately after seeing Pakura.
Pakura said angrily: "Who the hell is your dear."
"You, you... it's you!"
Funan said aggrievedly: "You took away my first kiss yesterday. You have to be responsible for me!"
Upon hearing that, many were perplexed.
Watching more and more people gather, Pakura glared at Funan and quickly led him away.
"Haha, thank you all for helping us. Now we are going to have a date, and another day we will invite you to drinks for our wedding." Funan’s laughter echoed in the air.
"Have a nice day, minister!" The people of the Konoha Police Force shouted in unison.
The loud voice scared many people.
Shikaku almost fell down.
"Since when has the Uchiha style become like this? Is everyone losing their seriousness in the clan?" Shikaku sighed softly.
Konoha is going to be in the news this time.
Without needing to think about it, he knew that there would be spies from other villages around watching this scene and murmuring. Shikaku felt like covering his face and crying.
…
Pakura pulled Funan to a deserted place, pushed Funan hard, and shouted: "What the hell are you up to?"
Funan said innocently: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? It's a date!"
"I..." Pakura was so angry. "I am from Sunagakure!"
"I know!"
“You are from Konoha!”
"I know!"
"So, is there any chance between us?" Pakura said angrily: “Besides, I’m not interested in you at all.”
“As long as I’m interested in you.”
Pakura sneered and said: "Do you really know me? You dare to say that you are interested in me?"
"It doesn't matter!" Funan waved his hand and said boldly: "I am very sure that I am just greedy for your body, so I don't care about the rest."
"You…" Pakura almost fainted from anger. She stared at Funan.
Funan looked at Pakura lovingly.
In the end, Pakura was defeated. She looked at Funan helplessly and said: "What do you want to do?"
If she could defeat Funan, she would have killed him without hesitation. But, she really can’t beat him!
"Actually, it's very simple what I want." Funan looked at Pakura seriously and said: "Rasa will not let you go. You will die in his hands sooner or later."
He looked at Pakura's body up and down and said_ "What a pity, what a waste. As a pervert with integrity, I absolutely cannot agree."
"Ahhhhh!!!" Pakura was so angry that she roared and activated her Scorch Release.
The Mangekyo manifested in Funan's eyes, and a huge skeleton enveloped him.
[Boom!]
With a casual strike, the fireball created by Pakura's technique was deflected.
"What's this?" Pakura looked horrified.
The skeleton giant stretched out his hand and grabbed Pakura in the palm of his hand.
"Woman, enough of this nonsense." Funan looked at Pakura and chuckled. "I invite you to collaborate with me again, what do you say? Or do you really think that Rasa will let you go?"
Pakura, who was about to resist, suddenly became silent. She looked at Funan with complicated eyes and said: "Are you so sure that Rasa will attack me?"
Funan looked at Pakura and said nothing.
Pakura sighed quietly and said: "I am from Sunagakure."
“So, are you prepared to die generously?”
"No, I am ready to cooperate with you!" Pakura was extremely calm at the moment and said: "But I want you to understand that the collaboration is mutual, you can't force me to do anything."
Funan looked Pakura up and down, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, both parties must agree on that kind of thing."
"…I mean, I won’t do anything to hurt Sunagakure.”
"Okay, okay."
Pakura suddenly asked: "I can feel that this is your last invitation to me. If I don't agree, what are you going to do?"
Funan said casually: "I will use force. I remember a great master said that if you want to have a woman, you must first get her body."
"Also, I will take you back to the Uchiha clan and lock you up. When I am not busy, I will go to..."
"Okay, okay!" Pakura waved his hand quickly and said: "Tell me, how do you want to cooperate?"
Funan smiled slightly and said: "I want you..."
Pakura’s eyes were sharp.
"…Become the Kazekage!”
Pakura was no stranger to ambition. Strictly speaking, he also wished to become a Kazekage.
"What do you plan to do?" Pakura said in a low voice.
"Simple!" Funan snapped his fingers and said: "Find an opportunity to lure Rasa out of the village, and I will kill him, and you can become the Kage smoothly."
"You..." Pakura stared at Funan angrily and said: "I just started collaborating with you, could you be more serious?"
"Is there anything wrong with this?" Funan spread his hands and said: "Pakura, why do you think Rasa has to kill you?"
"Of course..." Pakura paused as she pondered.
"Have you figured it out?" Funan smiled and said: "Rasa wants to deal with you because his position as Kazekage is unstable. As long as you get rid of him, you can also become Kazekage without problems."
