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TUS Chapter 136: Pain's Fury, Funan's Flirt
🕑 Added 2024-06-18 20:48:28 +0000 UTC"Konan, get out of the way!" Pain was still furious.
It is true that Funan's strength was unexpected, but he was a god, no one could face him.
However, Konan stood firmly in front of Pain and said in a low voice: "Nagato, you have lost your composure."
"Nagato, Funan is not our enemy... Uh!"
After saying this, Konan was stunned. How could she say such a thing? Why is Uchiha Funan not an enemy? The most dangerous person in the entire Akatsuki should be Uchiha Funan, right?
What is particularly frightening is that she actually thought that Funan was not an enemy.
Simply...
Konan turned her head to look at Funan, a hint of fear in her eyes.
But Funan just smiled at her.
"Nagato, you can't continue to fight him." Konan said in a firm voice. "Uchiha Funan is still hiding his true power. If you continue to fight, there's no point. Or do you really want to eliminate him right now?"
Pain had a gloomy face and said nothing.
Then he stormed off.
It wasn't that he hadn't noticed the furtive glances watching them. Probably, those spying thought that neither Pain nor Funan had detected them.
Konan sighed faintly as he looked at Pain's back. She turned her head to look at Funan, but what she saw was a bunch of flowers.
"Miss Konan, let's go on a date!"
Here we go again!
Konan's mouth twitched, and she sighed. "Funan, what do you really want?"
… I want to fuck you! Of course, it is impossible for Funan to say that.
Funan smiled and said: "Miss Konan, I don't understand what you said."
Konan shook her head slightly, knowing she wouldn't get any clear answers.
"Funan, it's time to carry out the mission. If you have anything, use the ring to contact me."
"No!" Funan refused very bluntly and said: "Miss Konan, at least accompany me for a meal, otherwise, I will be very unhappy."
Konan paused for a moment.
"What? You can't?" Funan narrowed his eyes dangerously.
Konan showed an angry expression. "Funan, don't think about threatening me, understand?"
"Hmph!" Funan snorted lightly and said: "I just wanted to remind you how vulnerable someone can be when they don't have the ability to move on their own."
Funan looked at Konan meaningfully and whispered: "Konan, you don't want anything to happen to Nagato, do you?"
Finally a shadow of fear appeared on Konan's face.
But how did Funan know about this? Apart from Konan and Nagato, probably only the masked man knew.
Looking at Konan's changing expression, Funan smiled. "Miss Konan, I just want to treat you to a meal."
Konan finally bowed her head. In the end it's just a meal, if this can protect Nagato, it's not unacceptable to Konan.
Funan was also very satisfied. Even though it was just a meal, it was a good start. Because Konan had started to give in.
And give in, once you do it once, there will be a second, a third.
After that the brief one-day meeting of Akatsuki ended.
Funan walked back to the camp with a swagger.
He didn't worry about the news that he was not in the camp being discovered.
He had even announced it openly.
On the Akatsuki side, after Konan sent Funan away, she came to where Nagato was.
Sitting in his wheelchair, Nagato looked at Konan with displeasure. "Don't get too close to Funan."
Konan, speechless, looked at Nagato and, after hesitating for a moment, said: "Funan can know about your physical condition, including your legs."
"How is that possible?" Nagato opened her eyes in surprise.
Konan smiled bitterly and told Nagato her entire conversation with Funan.
"Do you think I should suspect the masked man?" Nagato had a gloomy face.
"Talk to Funan more." Nagato suddenly said. "Try to get information from him."
"I know." Konan nodded heavily.
...
At the Konoha camp, a raised platform suddenly rose.
At this moment, Funan, wearing a bathrobe, sunglasses, holding a microphone, pointed at the shinobi below and shouted: "Oh yes! I am Uchiha Funan, and I am here to ignite the fire of youth in each of you!"
"Oh yes! The power of youth never gives up!" A group of Konoha shinobi shouted, throwing streamers into the air, creating a festive atmosphere.
They stared at Funan with fanatical expressions. At that time, they were just a group of excited fans.
Kakashi watched in shock, his expression one of despair.
Wait a minute...
The man with a white band on his head, holding a big flag in his hand, shaking it constantly, and yelling non-stop, could it be...
Might Guy!
Kakashi was on the verge of tears.
At this moment, Funan has begun to sing loudly.
...
Kakashi began to tremble and then shouted: "Are you crazy? This is a battlefield!"
"Wrong!!! " A loud shout rang in his ears, startling Kakashi.
Kakashi's anger suddenly surged.
After being worried for a while, Funan just came back and made all these troubles.
Turning around to scream, Kakashi found himself face to face with the source of the voice.
Killer Bee!
Kakashi was on the verge of collapse.
"Yo, yo, listen to my rap, dude, listen to this! You'll never understand our spirit, that's a fact, bro!" Killer Bee began rapping, looking at Funan on stage with tears in his eyes. "Yo, yo, listen carefully to what I'm telling you here! We're the same kind of people, yeah!"
With a weird gesture, Killer Bee actually rushed directly to the platform and stood side by side with Funan.
"You've arrived!" Funan stopped singing and looked at Killer Bee.
"I am here! "Killer Bee's expression was serious.
The shinobi of Konoha were dumbfounded.
In secret, the spies of Kumogakure were also dumbfounded. The news was transmitted frantically.
At that moment, Funan and Killer Bee bumped fists and started singing together.
Everyone was stunned. Watching the two on stage.
...
The concert ended quickly.
If they didn't, who knows if Kumogakure would go crazy.
According to the information they had, the Fourth Raikage was already gathering troops.
In order not to affect relations and avoid war, Kakashi crashed the concert and informed Funan. In the end, Killer Bee was sent back.
Funan had no intention of doing anything to him from beginning to end.
On the border, Kakashi sent Killer Bee back to the Fourth Raikage.
The Fourth Raikage first expressed his gratitude to Kakashi with a few words of emotion, and then caught Killer Bee and beat him up.
The dull sound of the blows made Kakashi start to sweat.
A concert that seemed harmless was having an ever-growing impact.
First, Konoha attacked Funan.
Even if Torifu wanted to calm down, Funan had made a big fuss this time.
Hiruzen and Danzo were not going to let this good opportunity pass them by. They directly pressured Torifu to take action against Funan.
Just at that moment, Sunagakure showed activity.
They had paid a high price, hiring numerous missing-nin and gathering them in one place. Now, they had mobilized three thousand shinobi and were heading towards the border.
Konoha suddenly became nervous.
Torifu gave the direct order for Hiruzen and Danzo to set out immediately.
After Hiruzen and the others left, Torifu looked at Shikaku. "What should we do? They will definitely not give up."
Shikaku shook his head and said: "We have to take some action against Funan, otherwise, Hiruzen and the others won't give up, they'll just keep making more noise."
What puts Torifu in a difficult situation is that Funan is not someone who suffers losses.
If it was Hiruzen, Torifu could have made him bleed and made him pay the ultimate price. But with Funan, that will be quite difficult.
Torifu moved back and forth, undecided.
This cowardly behavior makes Shikaku feel very strange.
Unconsciously, Torifu, the grumpy old man, has changed now.
"I will communicate with Funan." Torifu made up his mind and said: "In truth, this matter has caused quite a stir, Uchiha must pay a price."
"By the way, what's up with Tsunade?" Torifu looked at Shikaku and said: "Although you convinced me to continue as interim Hokage, Tsunade also needs to be found."
"She has already been found." Shikaku said calmly. "But she just doesn't want to go back."
"That's to be expected, let the ANBU follow her."
"Yes!"
...
Kumogakure.
After being hit, Killer Bee caused no more trouble.
"Tell me, why did Uchiha Funan do this?" The Raikage sat at the table, picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and asked Killer Bee.
"We are comrades! People with the same ideals, big brother, you don't understand!" Killer Bee said without hesitation.
[Bang!]
The wine glass broke in the Raikage's hand.
Killer Bee immediately shrank back, his previous pride instantly fading away.
"Hmph!" The Raikage snorted coldly and returned to his thoughts.
Why waste such a good opportunity to kill the Eight Tails? Is this a bigger plot? What could it be?
In addition, this concert also alarmed Iwagakure.
Onoki frowned for several days. What are Konoha and Kumo up to?
...
Konoha Headquarters.
"Haha!" Funan hugged Kurenai and gave her two kisses, smiling. "Did you see this secret letter? Onoki is worried and is reorganizing his defense."
Kurenai leaned lazily in Funan's arms and said: "If he knew that you were just playing, would he be angry to death?"
"Unfortunately, he will never know!" Funan laughed even happier.
Akatsuki's target is the tailed beasts.
But why would Funan kill the Eight-Tails?
After killing the tailed beast, the other party can still be resurrected. It's better to let Killer Bee, the perfect Jinchuriki, live and cause some trouble for the Akatsuki.
As for the concert, it was just Funan killing time.
Perhaps the only real surprise was Killer Bee.
In fact, he dared to accept the invitation and come to the Konoha camp.
"The next step is..." Funan set his sights on the border between Sunagakure and Konoha. "Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, you two should be able to handle it, right?"
A malicious smile appeared on Funan's face.
Because Funan has been slowly influencing Kurenai with her Mangekyo technique, her relationship with Funan has now become closer, so when she saw that smile she blushed and couldn't help but cling closer to him.
Soon inside the commander-in-chief's tent, broken whispers began to be heard as well as the sound of rhythmic tapping.
