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TUS Chapter 173: Konan’s Explosive Dilemma
🕑 Added 2024-08-19 15:17:10 +0000 UTC"My dear Konan, have you missed me?"
Hearing this voice, Konan suddenly felt that life had lost its meaning, and just wanted to live the next life as soon as possible.
"You are here again, tell me, what's the matter?"
"What do you mean?" Funan said dissatisfiedly. "Do you think that every time I come there has to be a reason?"
Konan looked at him expressionlessly.
"If you don't say it, I will leave."
On the huge and terrifying statue, there were only two figures on two of the ten of its fingers.
The two are very close.
Konan tried to back away several times, but Funan had her cornered down to the last finger.
"Wait!" Funan said with a smile: "Konan, I am the Hokage now, don't you want to be the Hokage's wife?"
"No, not at all!" Konan is very self-aware.
Being from Amegakure, how could she aspire to be the First Lady of Konoha?
"Do you not love me anymore, Konan?"
Konan was very upset but didn't leave.
Funan had information she needed, extremely valuable information.
Konan had obtained crucial information from him, such as the true identity of the masked man: Uchiha Obito.
Moreover, he was actually linked with Uchiha Madara. In a sense, calling him Uchiha Madara was not incorrect.
Furthermore, Madara had hidden plans for Nagato, and Obito was following his orders by approaching Nagato.
For this reason alone, Konan thought that the deal with Funan was very, very necessary.
Even if the other party took advantage of her, she would accept it.
Besides, Konan didn't even want to admit it, but deep down, she was enjoying the process.
Since she was little, she had always walked on the edge between life and death.
To survive, she had been submissive and cautious.
Thanks to Jiraiya, she and her companions had received a ray of light in their dark lives.
Unfortunately, after Jiraiya left, they faced the greatest tragedy again.
Yahiko died.
They later reorganized Akatsuki and collaborated with the masked man.
But even though it was subtle, the masked man showed that he knew too much about them.
That's why Konan always had the feeling that their lives were in his hands.
Konan's heart was always filled with worry and anxiety.
It was at that moment that Funan appeared in her life.
Although he was not serious, he unexpectedly made Konan relax.
Even the masked man had suffered many losses in front of him, and Nagato had also lost his composure many times because of Funan.
Konan admitted that she was attracted to him.
"If you have something to say, say it at once!"
"Okay!" Funan said helplessly: "Konan, why do you keep hiding who you really are? Pain never understands his companions!"
Konan remained impassive.
"I need explosive tags. And lots of them!"
"A lot? How many?"
"10 billion!"
"Get lost!"
Konan couldn't help cursing.
"Konan, don't be so stingy, you are my woman, you have to support your man's work."
Konan said with a gloomy face: "I'm leaving, see you next time!"
"Wait!" Funan said painfully: "Okay, reduce it a little."
"Nine billion!"
[Buzz!]
Konan's figure gradually dissipated.
"Eight billion, eight billion will do!"
"One million at most!" Konan's figure became full again, and he said coldly: "Moreover, you have to provide a sufficient amount of information in exchange."
"So little?" Funan frowned dissatisfiedly: "Konan, do you really want us to live like this?"
He really felt that it was too little.
Facing Funan's dissatisfied eyes, Konan became even more angry.
"Uchiha Funan, tell me how many times you've come to ask me for explosive tags this year! Do you really think my explosive tag warehouse is a free service?"
Funan's momentum suddenly dropped.
It was true that he had asked her for several lots.
The number seemed to be quite large.
But at that moment he couldn't show weakness in front of his girl!
Funan stood at attention and sneered. "Wow, Konan, you've grown brave. Now you dare to raise your voice against your man? You dare to defy me...?"
"Do you think I don't dare to bury you using explosive tags?" Konan said sinisterly. "How many explosive tags does your Susanoo need to explode? One hundred million? One billion? Ten billion? Or one hundred billion?"
The momentum that Funan had built up immediately disappeared.
"Konan, I was wrong, please forgive me!" Funan said pitifully: "After all, a marriage should support each other through thick and thin. I'm in a really tough situation, you can't just let me die like this."
"Get lost!" Konan cursed. "Just one million, not one more."
"No..."
Finally, under Funan's persistence, Konan gave up and gave two million.
Funan breathed a sigh of relief.
He had sold explosive tags twice already in Konoha. Originally, the price of explosive tags had already plummeted.
However, with this large sum of money under his belt, he at least had the capital needed to start a new project.
"Speak, you must have some information that interests me." Konan said, her eyes fixed on Funan.
Funan fell into deep thought.
He has already sold Obito's identity, weaknesses, and a few trump cards.
He couldn't squeeze a single person to death.
Thinking of this, Funan coughed dryly and said: "Konan, have you heard of the ninjutsu of Impure World Reincarnation?"
"Impure World Reincarnation?" Konan asked curiously. "What is this?"
"A ninjutsu that can resurrect the dead!"
"What?" Konan exclaimed.
Nagato's image appeared the next moment, staring at him.
"Ah!" Funan exclaimed. "Nagato, you were in the dark, you eavesdropped on my conversation with Konan, you are not a human, a beast, a bastard..."
Nagato had a gloomy expression and shouted angrily: "Don't pretend, you have discovered me a long time ago! Uchiha Funan, don't take the opportunity to scold me!" He exhaled and ordered coldly: "Explain the Impure World Reincarnation to me in detail immediately!"
Funan ignored him, but turned his head to look at Konan and said: "Is this secret okay?"
"Okay!"
"Is it worth two million explosive tags?"
"Yes."
"Am I your man?"
"Get lost, if you don't tell me, I'll ask other people, I don't believe that you are the only one who knows this ninjutsu."
Funan curled his lips and said: "Okay, Impure World Reincarnation, this is a forbidden ninjutsu."
"This is an S-level forbidden ninjutsu developed by the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama. This ninjutsu can summon the souls of dead shinobi back to the world and revive them in the form of entities."
Konan and Nagato's breathing became heavy.
"I need more detailed information." Nagato said.
Funan glanced at the two and said: "First, a DNA sample is needed from the deceased. Then, the body of a living person is used as a container for the soul of the deceased. The soul is summoned from the Pure Land, and is forced to inhabit the container, covering the body of the living person with a special substance so that it takes on the appearance of the dead person."
Nagato was unsure. Konan also seemed to be deep in confused thoughts. Yahiko's smile floated in her mind, as if it were within reach.
"Konan!" Funan called out.
Seeing Konan looking at him, he said seriously: "Do you think this kind of resurrection is really a resurrection?"
"What do you mean?" Konan asked.
Funan sighed and said: "Let me tell you that such a resurrection is, at best, an illusion."
"The deceased will not be happy, because his soul will remain eternally trapped."
"His body will become a container to seal him and imprison him forever."
"Unless it is against an enemy, don't use this ninjutsu."
"Because it is a punishment."
Nagato's face was cold, and he said: "Then why tell me this?"
Funan said calmly: "Even if I didn't tell you, you would find out sooner or later. But I don't know what intentions those who told you might have, so I'd rather be the one to tell you."
"Hmph!" Nagato snorted coldly and disappeared.
Konan sighed and said: "Funan, really, you might as well not tell me about this ninjutsu."
"I just said it. If I don't tell you, someone will tell you!" Funan chuckled and said: "For example, Obito, or Uchiha Madara!"
Funan frowned and said: "Why do they keep pestering us? Because of the Rinnegan?"
"Partly."
"Partly?"
"Yes, when those eyes are in Nagato's sockets, Uchiha Madara will come looking for them. If they were in someone else..."
Of course, he would come too.
Because these are his eyes!
"Hmph!" Konan snorted coldly and said: "Nagato is very strong. Even Uchiha Madara is no match for him."
"Haha, little girl, not bad, you want to trick me." Funan smiled slightly and said: "Okay, since you want to know, then I'll tell you, if Uchiha Madara fights Nagato, Nagato can probably hold out for three or four moves!"
Konan's face changed drastically and said: "Really?"
"Sure!" Funan smiled and said: "I have information about Uchiha Madara, and I am absolutely certain that Nagato is no match for him. Although he possesses the eyes of a sage, he is not a true sage."
Konan took a deep breath and said: "Funan, I want Uchiha Madara's information."
Funan smiled slightly and said: "Remember to send two million explosive tags."
After that, he disappeared.
"This bastard!" Konan cursed angrily, gritting her teeth and said: "I don't really need Uchiha Madara's information. He's just a dead man. I don't need his information!"
"That's right!" Funan's figure appeared again. "Although Uchiha Madara is dead, he can be resurrected. In fact, the reason why he died that year was because he was absolutely sure that he could be resurrected. Uchiha Obito is his trump card for resurrection. There are many such trump cards."
"This information is free, but if you want more in the future, it will be double."
And once again, he disappeared.
Konan's expression turned grim.
"Uchiha Madara." Konan frowned.
A man with strong malice towards Nagato.
But he is so powerful!
This time, even if she didn't want to, she would have to see Funan. She couldn't risk betting on whether he was telling the truth or not.
When it came to a person as powerful as Uchiha Madara, although she fully trusted Nagato, she couldn't be sure.
"Forget it!" Konan sighed. She should meet Funan in person.
Konan's face turned red, not knowing what she remembered.
