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TUS Chapter 178: Funan's Chaotic Arrival in Kumogakure
🕑 Added 2024-08-28 21:17:47 +0000 UTCYashiro, Kakashi and the others spoke one after another, questioning Funan, while Guy interspersed phrases about youth and passion.
"Zehahaha!" Funan laughed out loud and said: "You have nothing to worry about, there's nothing to fear. Your emperor, I mean, your Hokage is here. What is there to fear? Leave it all to the Hokage. Damn you Danzo! I'm not a useless man like Sarutobi Hiruzen! Zehahaha!"
Everyone smiled forcibly.
As for that sentence about Danzo, no one reacted.
Thanks to Funan's persistent efforts, 'Damn Danzo' had become a common insult in Konoha.
[Bang!]
A loud noise came.
The reception staff of Kumogakure took their positions one after another.
The leader was the Raikage.
He just stood there doing nothing else, but he already projected a great presence.
"Zehahaha, old rival!" Funan smiled slightly and walked forward.
"Zehahaha, Raikage!"
"Hahahaha, Hokage!"
Funan and the Raikage burst out laughing as they approached and shook hands in a friendly manner.
"Long time no see, did you miss me?" Funan looked at the Raikage with a smile and said: "I missed you a lot after we parted last time! Alas, last time, I should have had a drink with you."
The Raikage's expression was grim. But then he smiled again as he looked at Funan with a deep gaze.
Funan smiled back, his expression almost saying, 'Loser!'
"Haha, of course I missed you, but I didn't expect that after so many years, the Uchiha clan has produced a Hokage, and such a handsome one at that! Haha, Mabui, he's more handsome than you!"
The Raikage joked with his secretary.
Funan's expression turned grim.
Seeing the Raikage's expression, Funan could only interpret one thing: 'You're a little girl!'
"Zehahaha!"
Funan laughed as she stood next to the Raikage and patted him on the back.
The Raikage frowned, but quickly laughed and patted him on the back again.
[Bang! Bang! Bang!]
The dull sound made the people of Konoha and Kumogakure sweat.
If there was a health bar, everyone would definitely see: -1, -1, -1...
"Ahem!"
Seeing the two of them slapping each other's backs with no intention of entering the village, Dodai couldn't bear it any longer. He stepped forward and whispered: "Raikage-sama, Hokage-sama, why don't you go in first? It is said that Tsuchikage-sama and Mizukage-sama are coming too."
"Oh, they are coming too!"
Funan was a little surprised.
"Mizukage is coming too?"
"Yes!"
Dodai was also somewhat intrigued.
Initially, no one expected Kirigakure to participate, they were only symbolically notified, but who would have thought, such an isolated village would actually participate in the Chunin Exam.
Moreover, the Mizukage came in person.
In the past, Kirigakure only sent two people symbolically to represent that they still existed.
Funan stopped tangling with the Raikage and entered Kumogakure.
The decoration style is completely different from that of Konoha.
However, the buildings here really do have an air of palaces in the sky.
The floating white mist makes them feel like they are in the clouds.
“What do you think, Hokage?”
The Raikage looked at Funan with a smile and said: “How different is Kumo from Konoha?”
"Hehe." Funan smiled and said lightly, "The gap is not big."
The smile on the Raikage's face froze.
“Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome!”
“Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome!”
At this time, shouts rang out.
Killer Bee made a brilliant appearance with his fans.
Leading the way is Killer Bee, dressed in a bathrobe, with a headband and a large flag in his hand.
Behind him, a crowd of people, dressed similarly to Killer Bee, although somewhat more subdued in their attire.
Looking at Killer Bee and his fans like this, the Raikage's eyes went dark and he almost fainted. Uncontrollably, he let out a furious cry: “Bee, what are you doing?!”
Killer Bee replied with complete seriousness: “Welcoming our guests!”
The Fourth Raikage nearly fainted from rage. “Is this how you greet someone?! You...!”
"I'm so touched!"
A shrill howl sounded from beside him.
The sharp sound made the Raikage tremble all over.
"Woo! Woo!"
Funan looked at Killer Bee with tears in his eyes and said: "Killer Bee, my friend, is this the gift you prepared for me?"
Killer Bee also had tears in his eyes, so intense that even his sunglasses couldn't hide them.
"Yes, my friend."
"When we parted in Konoha, I told you that one day, I would let you feel the passion of Kumogakure!"
"Bee!" Funan said excitedly. “I have already felt the passion of Kumogakure, it is simply amazing!”
"Come, let me introduce my friend to you!"
Funan took Might Guy and walked in front of Killer Bee.
"This is the passionate young Guy, Might Guy!"
"Oh, it's you!"
Killer Bee's eyes lit up, he took a step forward, held Guy's arm tightly, and said: “I heard about you from Funan, I also respect your passion a lot! No wonder Funan admires you so much, just by being here I can feel your passion!”
As he said that, Killer Bee made a move. He raised his thumb and smiled. His teeth sparkled in the sun.
It seemed as if a 'ding!' was ringing through the air.
Damn!
Everyone in Konoha staggered and almost fell down collectively.
Can this thing be contagious?
"Haha, I didn't expect that the famous Killer Bee also knew me!" Guy shouted excitedly. "My blood is burning, I want to run around Kumogakure a thousand laps."
Under the dumbfounded eyes of everyone, Guy ran away with a roar.
It seems he wasn't satisfied with just running, so he actually started doing handstands.
Everyone is confused.
Even the Raikage is confused.
"Let's go!"
"Okay!"
At this moment, Killer Bee and Funan finished chatting, hugged each other's shoulders, and walked away.
“Ho-Hokage!” Raikage couldn't help but yelled, "Where are you going?"
"I'll be back during the Chunin Exam!" Funan didn't even turn his head, waved his hand, and said: "Bee and I are going to attend a concert. Haha, I heard that there are some of my fans here too."
"Of course!"
Killer Bee gave a thumbs up and said: “The songs you created are very popular among the boys, most of them are huge hits! No one can beat them!”
"Zehahaha!" Funan laughed a few times and said: “If so, then you have to listen to my latest creation!”
"Good!"
Killer Bee took the lead in applauding, and a large number of fans behind him followed suit.
“We can’t wait to hear it!”
Raikage and others stood there in a daze, watching them go away.
Kakashi sighed helplessly.
If Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others knew about this, they would definitely make a scene.
Konoha, which had finally calmed down, was about to stir up another wave.
"Hmph!"
The Raikage finally came to his senses, snorted angrily, and turned away.
"Let's go!" Yashiro was relaxed. He turned his head and looked at Kakashi and the others, saying: "The Hokage knows his limits. We have to trust him. Let's go. Let's take a rest first. We will be busy after the Chunin Exam begins."
Kakashi looked at Yashiro helplessly and said: "Trust this Hokage? Are you sure?"
Yashiro fell into a deep silence, and after a long while, he barely murmured: "Maybe."
...
"Oppa is Uchiha style, Uchiha style"
"Oppa is Uchiha style"
"Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Uchiha style"
"Eh- Sexy Lady oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
…
Kumogakure had never heard this style of song before.
But many people were excited about the new style.
These songs bombarded Kumogakure.
The whole Kumogakure was full of howling every day.
And the Raikage had a gloomy face all day.
After Funan and Killer Bee wreaked havoc, the entire atmosphere in Kumogakure changed.
"Wait and see!"
The Raikage looked out the window coldly.
'The Chunin exam will not take long. After it is over, I will definitely let Killer Bee understand what the love of a brother is. As for Funan, he will die sooner or later!'
Killer Bee, who was singing alongside Funan at the time, felt a sudden chill.
Funan looked at him in surprise and said: "What's wrong? Bee, are you cold?"
"No, it's very strange!" Killer Bee scratched his head and said: "Forget it, never mind, let's continue!"
"Okay!"
Below, the people of Kumo shouted excitedly as they performed the horse dance.
Onoki, who had just arrived at Kumogakure, looked dazed.
He looked at Funan and Killer Bee on the stage, then at the excited Kumo spectators, and finally turned to a Kumo shinobi, who had an uncomfortable expression, and asked: "Is that the Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails and the Hokage of Konoha?"
"...Yes!"
The Kumo shinobi replied, wishing he could disappear into a hole.
Onoki remained silent, looking at the two on the stage. Finally, he said: "Not bad..."
After that, he went into the residence prepared for him by Kumogakure without looking back.
Kurotsuchi looked at Funan with shining eyes.
The man known as the strongest in Konoha, the one closest to the God of Shinobi?
Also, what kind of songs are these? Why do they sound so... strange?
Well, this man is interesting. It is said that Deidara has also had an intersection with him.
After that, the Mizukage of Kirigakure arrived.
Terumi Mei opened her eyes wide, looked at the two people on stage and laughed. "Interesting! Very interesting."
Sunagakure did not send any participants, they only sent Pakura. Looking at Funan, her expression was most peculiar.
The other Kages were shocked. Although this was a Chunin exam, everyone knew it was more of a meeting of the Five Kage. What was Sunagakure doing?
However, at this point, they didn't have much to say.
Furthermore, Pakura was someone with power in Sunagakure. In terms of strength and status, she was right behind the Kazekage.
She was a person who could make important decisions.
