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TUS Chapter 204: Sarutobi's Burnt Toast
🕑 Added 2024-10-08 03:56:24 +0000 UTC"What do you call right or wrong? What do you mean 'it doesn't belong to us'? And what do you mean by balance?"
Funan asked three questions in a row, and then looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen sarcastically and said: "In your Sarutobi Hiruzen's worldview, if someone takes our things, we have to endure for the sake of peace. If we have someone else's things in our hands, we have to let go for the sake of peace, right?"
"I really don't understand how you became Hokage?"
"My Uchiha clan and the Senju clan have been entangled for thousands of years, but I recognize the ability of Senju Tobirama very much. In my opinion, he is the best and most powerful Hokage. He has brought vitality to the entire shinobi world and brought changes!"
Many surprised eyes were cast on Funan.
They believed what Funan said.
Because those who know Funan know that although this is an unserious Uchiha, he is a very proud Uchiha.
He often said nonsense, but he rarely lied.
…Even if he lies, it is the kind of poor acting that can be seen through at a glance.
In short: teasing you!
So, if he says he recognizes Senju Tobirama, it must be true!
"Among the first, second, third and fourth, Senju Tobirama is the most qualified Hokage, but the only mistake he made was choosing you, Sarutobi Hiruzen!" Funan looked directly at Sarutobi Hiruzen and said coldly: "You are the only stain in Senju Tobirama's life as a Hokage!"
These words were like a slap in the face, hitting Sarutobi Hiruzen hard.
Repeatedly slapped!
"Uchiha Funan!" Sarutobi Hiruzen growled and said ferociously: "You can be hostile to me, but you can't humiliate me like this. Everything I do is for Konoha!"
Hearing this, Tsunade stared at Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes, and a trace of sadness flashed.
Looking back at Sarutobi Hiruzen's life, Jiraiya had nothing to say about many things.
What he couldn't explain the most was the situation of the Sarutobi clan, the Shimura clan, the Utatane clan and the Mitokado clan!
The Sarutobi clan actually had nearly 4,000 shinobi!
Even if Jiraiya was loyal to Sarutobi Hiruzen and wanted to explain the situation, he didn't know how to start!
Funan looked back at Urus and Kitsuchi.
"There are only two choices. Tell me, which one do you choose?"
Kitsuchi sighed and said: "Hokage-sama, is there really no other choice?"
They thought Funan would be very strong, but they never thought that he could settle the unrest in the village in such a short time.
Looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen's appearance, it is estimated that after this visit, the ANBU will come here and take him away.
Take him away in public!
Others will probably not say anything.
Without Sarutobi Hiruzen, Konoha is united.
Facing such a Konoha, even if Iwagakure and Kumogakure join forces, they will feel their scalps tingling.
After all, the opponent now has four tailed beasts!
"Other choices?" Funan sneered and said: "Do you want us to follow Sarutobi Hiruzen's policy of ceding territory or would you rather we send you the bodies of our comrades to beg for mercy?"
When did I cede land and beg for mercy?
Sarutobi Hiruzen had a gloomy face, but he didn't dwell on this matter.
If he continued to dwell on it, he would be embarrassed!
"We are willing to spend money to buy back the tailed beast."
Urus suddenly said: "The Two-Tails originally belonged to Konoha..."
"The Two-Tails originally belonged to the First Hokage, and before that, it might have belonged to the Six Paths Sage. You, Kumogakure, are at most the third generation holders, and I am the fourth generation!"
Funan interrupted Urus.
Urus paused and said: "Kumogakure is willing to pay to buy the two-tail!"
Your script is wrong!
Kitsuchi glanced at Urus, why did he spend money?
Suddenly, he understood the other party's plan, and immediately stepped forward and said: "For the sake of peace, I, Iwagakure, do not want to start a war, and are willing to buy the tailed beast, the four-tailed beast!"
Funan laughed and said without hesitation: "After getting the tailed beast, we will start a war, right? Our Konoha's power has been weakened, and your power has become stronger, right?"
"That's impossible!"
Urus and Kitsuchi categorically denied it.
It didn't matter, their goal was to buy the tailed beasts in the name of peace.
If Konoha did not agree to sell them, they would be responsible for any conflict.
Funan thought for a while and said: "It's okay to sell it to you, 200 million ryo for one tailed beast! This price is not expensive, right?"
Isn't this expensive?
Urus and Kitsuchi's veins were bulging.
Even if Kumogakure is rich, taking out 200 million ryo will also hurt their bones!
Iwagakure didn't even have that amount of money.
Their original bottom line was 50 million ryo.
How much does an S-level mission cost?
The smaller ones are only a million ryo, and the maximum is only five million ryo!
And the number is shockingly small.
S-level missions are missions that can determine the fate of the country.
The tailed beasts are also the power that determines the fate of the country, and they can be used in multiples, so tens of millions of ryo are reasonable.
"What's wrong, aren't you going to pay?" Funan sneered and said: "When I bought them from Akatsuki, that's what I paid."
"Uchiha Funan!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't sit still again.
He had endured too much humiliation today, but he still couldn't help but stand up.
He shouted angrily: "How can you do this? Spend so much of the village's money to buy those war machines? Do you really want to start a war?"
Funan glanced at him and said lightly: "This money was deducted from your Sarutobi clan, Shimura clan, Utatane clan and Mitokado clan. I wonder, how are you so rich? What business did you do? Can you teach me?"
"You... you are talking nonsense!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen was furious.
Funan said casually: "Whether you admit it or not, this is the fact!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen glared and said: "Uchiha Funan, how dare you slander me?"
"Slander you?" Funan said lazily: "How about you explain where did your Sarutobi clan get so many shinobi? I counted them and there are nearly 4,000 of them. Don't tell me that these 4,000 shinobi are all fake."
Sarutobi Hiruzen was speechless.
This was a fact known throughout Konoha, there was no way to refute it.
At this moment, everyone looked at him with disgust.
They didn't even care about the fact that Funan had spent hundreds of millions to buy the tailed beasts.
Spending such a high price to buy the tailed beast was indeed unpleasant, but the tailed beast stayed in Konoha and became the armed force of Konoha.
Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others directly stuffed the money into their pockets.
"Two hundred million ryo, I'll buy it!" Urus said after a long silence.
Kitsuchi's face twitched.
"What about you?" Funan looked at Kitsuchi with a smile.
"I... I'll buy it too!" Kitsuchi's words were not confident enough.
He was really worried that if Onoki knew the price of two hundred million ryo, he would be beaten so badly that he couldn't take care of himself.
"Okay!" Funan stood up and said loudly: "Since you are so sincere, I'll sell it!"
"Hokage-sama!" Hiashi and other jonin couldn't sit still.
Kakashi said directly: "Hokage-sama, they are not trustworthy. After getting the tailed beasts, they will definitely start a war. Only by keeping the tailed beasts can the war be stopped!"
"How is this possible?" Funan waved his hands vigorously and said: "Don't underestimate the shinobi from other villages. They are not superficial people. Of course, neither am I!"
"Hokage-sama..."
"Enough!" Funan interrupted the words of the jonin, looked at Urus and Kitsuchi, and sighed. "Look, I want to sell it to you, but other people in the village don't believe it, so can you give me a guarantee?"
Urus and Kitsuchi felt a strong sense of uneasiness in their hearts.
Is this person going to be unserious?
"Hokage-sama, what do you want, what guarantee!?"
Funan thought for a while and said: "I got it!"
He took out a scroll, wrote and drew on it, and then gave it to Urus and Kitsuchi.
The two immediately lowered their heads and read.
Ao and Pakura could not help but come over.
After reading it, the four of them were all in a state of dismay.
As expected of you, Uchiha Funan,
You can even think of such a method!
It can be called a sure kill!
After reading the contents of the scroll, everyone understood the true meaning of chaos, desolation, corpses everywhere, seas of blood, skies covered with dark clouds...
Funan smiled at the few people and said: "As long as the Tsuchikage and the Raikage publicly acknowledge the contents of this scroll, I will sell the tailed beast to you."
Urus and Kitsuchi were silent.
Pakura and Ao looked at them strangely.
The scroll was full of curse words.
No matter how ugly it sounds, it will be as bad as possible.
So offensive that even the ancestors of those insulted might rise from their graves to strangle someone.
Several people could never imagine that Funan would be able to curse people like this.
It's simply art!
Amazing!
If Onoki and A admitted the contents of the scroll in public, and they triggered a war after obtaining the tailed beasts, it would be equivalent to throwing their faces on the ground in front of the entire shinobi world and letting everyone step on them.
Comments
Jal
Funan stay shitting on the 3rd deserved tho
