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TUS Chapter 274: When You Realize Even Your Brother Thinks You Suck
🕑 Added 2025-02-08 03:35:23 +0000 UTCSeeing Hashirama go into existential doubt and seek Tobirama's help, Funan chimed in with a sarcastic laugh. "Don't ask him. If you weren't his older brother, he would have spit you out long ago. You were the one who compressed the spring to its maximum and let it explode in the face of his own brother, the Second Hokage! If you didn't share the same mother, I'm sure he would have insulted you more than once!"
Hashirama: "..."
Tobirama: "..."
Even though they found it hard to admit...
Funan's anger surged up, how could it be so easy to calm down? So he continued to verbally attack the God of Shinobi.
He pointed at Hashirama's nose and cursed, "Tell me, what the hell did you do with your life? You had the power to unify the shinobi world, and you didn't do it. You damn dog also distribute the tailed beasts to other villages. Zehaha! You're afraid that the wars weren't bloody enough, aren't you? Put a pig in the position of First Hokage, and he'd do better than you."
"Pigs can't understand anything, but at least they wouldn't have done anything stupidly reckless."
"But you, with all your amazing wisdom, only made everything worse."
"If Madara had been the First Hokage, perhaps the shinobi world would not have suffered so many wars."
Tobirama felt that he couldn't refute this.
He considered Madara a danger, but they agreed on one thing: To end the war, the shinobi world must unify!
As long as the shinobi world maintains a balanced situation between various shinobi villages, war will break out sooner or later.
On this matter, Hashirama insisted on his own opinion, thinking that the shinobi world had shed too much blood, and it couldn't be like this.
He was determined to avoid another war!
For this reason, he faced Tobirama and Madara alone.
He used his fists to convince them.
"Hmph!" Funan snorted again. "If you had unified the shinobi world back then, we would have saved ourselves a lot of nonsense. Leaving it in that fragmented state only led to more endless wars. Do you understand, pig?"
Hashirama didn't know what to answer.
"Fine!" Tobirama coughed twice to break the tension and looked at Funan. "You summoned us, so what do you want?"
"Of course I need something. Or do you think I summoned them just for the sake of it?" Funan replied with a snort. "I need your help."
... Good guy, you need our help with something, and you are so angry?
"You don't want to unify the shinobi world, do you?" Hashirama looked at Funan suspiciously.
Funan glanced at him and said coldly: "What if it were?"
Hashirama: "..."
Tobirama interrupted Hashirama and said: "Brother, shut up, Funan, continue talking."
Funan? Hashirama looked at his brother strangely, don't you always dislike Uchiha? Why do you call him so affectionately? Is your relationship so good?
For his part, Tobirama looked at Funan with a different gaze.
From the mouth of the rebel ninja named Orochimaru, he heard that Uchiha Funan was his little fan, and he was surprised.
At that time, he was half-believing and half-doubting.
Would an Uchiha who had never met him be his fan?
After being resurrected by Funan, he wandered around Konoha for a few times and asked a few people, and then he completely believed it.
Many of Konoha's current development is a continuation of his policies back then.
At first, he thought it was done by the monkey.
After asking some trustworthy people, he found that after Sarutobi Hiruzen became Hokage, he had almost no achievements and was completely conservative.
Innovation?
That's bullshit!
In the decades when Sarutobi Hiruzen was Hokage, Konoha only stabilized the situation.
However, in the eyes of a Hokage like Senju Tobirama, decades without any development is equivalent to regression.
Not to mention that Sarutobi Hiruzen's stability is the stability after countless sacrifices.
Also, the damn monkey, in many places, did all kinds of stupid things, and now Tobirama just wanted to curse him.
Fortunately, Uchiha Funan took over.
Not only did he continue some of his plans back then, but he also extended them.
In many places, Tobirama thought that even as a pioneer, he might not do better than Funan.
Moreover, Funan had his own ideas.
On the basis of Tobirama, he made pioneering developments.
Some actions shocked Tobirama.
Although he is an Uchiha, this is the most perfect successor in his heart.
As for Sarutobi Hiruzen...
Forget him!
When Tobirama heard that Kagami died unexpectedly shortly after his death, Tobirama felt that his eyes went dark.
Don’t these evil disciples know how important Uchiha Kagami is?
It can be said that after his death, in the whole Konoha, except for the Hokage, no one is more important than Uchiha Kagami!
Even if Danzo, Koharu and Homura are dead, Kagami cannot die.
Why?
Because he is the bridge between the village and Uchiha!
If he dies, the village will be cut off from the Uchiha.
With his death, that bridge was destroyed.
How the hell could there not be problems after that!?
If it weren't for Funan taking the throne, no one knows what would have happened to the Uchiha clan after so much time of repression.
When he learned that Funan had forced Hiruzen to retreat, Tobirama felt a great relief.
He hoped he would never see him again.
Otherwise…
He wasn't sure how he would face his former disciple.
And about Danzo…
Let's not even talk about it!
Tobirama is worried that if he faces him, he will personally take action and kill him with his own hands!
Funan looked at the two Senju brothers indifferently. "I know many things that you don't know, and I don't intend to explain them. Just follow my orders. Of course, I won't force you. If you don't agree, you can object."
The two looked at each other and nodded slightly.
"Hashirama, with your current strength, you can handle this matter."
Funan gave Hashirama an order.
"This..." Hashirama was stunned and frowned, "Do we have to do this? That place is..."
"It's to protect that child," Funan replied coldly. "Do you know what would have happened if I wasn't prepared? I would have appeared in Konoha completely out of control, and in that case, I would have had no choice but to intervene."
Hashirama sighed and said, "I understand. Tobirama, take me to the Fire Temple."
"Okay!"
After arranging some things, Funan looked into the distance.
Internal affairs have been dealt with almost, and it's time to solve external problems.
Obito, your plan should also enter the second stage.
Let the final battle begin!
...
At that moment, Brother Obito coldly watched the eccentric uncle who kept rapping.
The Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails, Killer Bee!
"Yo, yo, yo, masked man!"
"You look strange!"
"What have you come for?"
"This is the territory of Kumogakure, oh yeah!"
On Turtle Island, Killer Bee moved to the rhythm of his rap.
Obito stared at the Eight-Tails with a gloomy face and felt disgusted with this uncle who kept yelling and singing badly.
Brother Obito pondered for a moment and then cleared his throat softly.
"A few days ago, the plan of Kumogakure to attack Konoha failed."
Killer Bee: "..."
"Many Kumo shinobi died. Dozens of jonin fell in battle. Surely there were people you knew among them."
Killer Bee: "..."
"Konoha is preparing to counterattack. According to the information I have obtained, they have gathered more than ten thousand shinobi, and Kirigakure is supporting them in the offensive."
Killer Bee: "..."
"The Raikage was captured alive by Funan and is now locked away in Konoha prison. Kumo is leaderless, and perhaps… this time it will be completely wiped out."
Killer Bee: "..."
He couldn't continue rapping.
He liked to joke and have fun, but he was not an idiot.
With his village in such a critical situation, how could he continue singing?
"Hey, Bee!" the Eight-Tails' voice echoed in his mind. "Do you think what that guy in the mask is saying is true?"
"I don't know," Killer Bee replied with a serious expression. "But he doesn't seem to be lying."
He was also a little anxious.
Did such a big thing really happen in Kumogakure?
"Bee, be careful," the Eight-Tails warned in a grim tone. "This man seems strangely familiar… and at the same time, unfamiliar."
"You've heard it too," Bee said. "He calls himself Uchiha Madara."
The Eight-Tails was silent for a moment before replying, "Even if he isn't Uchiha Madara, he definitely has some relation to him. And we can't rule out the possibility that he actually is… Bee, don't underestimate him."
"Damn it!" Killer Bee growled. "We need to finish this quickly and get back to the village. Brother, please don't let anything happen to you…"
[Swish!]
Seven swords flew through the air, and as they fell, Killer Bee grabbed them and placed them on his body.
At this moment, Killer Bee's momentum was raised to the limit.
Obito opened his one eye and stared at Killer Bee coldly.
Without Killer Bee's annoying raps, Obito felt that even the air seemed purer.
The pattern of the Mangekyo Sharingan was reflected in his pupils.
"Eight Tails… you're coming with me."
