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TUS Chapter 291: Madara Finds Out He Died a Virgin
🕑 Added 2025-03-09 18:04:10 +0000 UTCThe battlefield must be here!
No one can change what I, Orochimaru, said.
Even you, Uchiha Funan, can't change it!
Why did he summon Uchiha Madara?
Isn't it because Konoha's attack became too intense and could no longer be contained?
Otherwise, would he have been crazy enough to summon someone he couldn't control?
As a result, you, Uchiha Funan, summoned Senju Hashirama and sent them away from the battlefield to fight.
Haha, then what's the point of me summoning him?
Playing a game of exchange with you?
Senju Hashirama vs. Uchiha Madara?
As soon as Orochimaru finished speaking, Madara's cold eyes had already fallen on him.
"Who do you think you are? Do you have the right to speak here?"
Orochimaru smirked. "I am the summoner. You, Uchiha Madara, were summoned to this world by me! Heh, if I die, the Impure World Reincarnation that keeps you here will vanish. Tell me, do you think I have the right to speak now?"
Madara looked at him with disdain. "A mere mouse who only knows how to hide in the shadows." he muttered with contempt.
Orochimaru's eyebrows twitched, but he didn't say anything.
Uchiha Funan suddenly understood.
No wonder Orochimaru dared to stand here so swaggeringly. It is estimated that this is also a special clone. I don't know where Orochimaru's real body is hiding.
Uchiha Madara looked at Orochimaru coldly, with a playful expression.
"Kid, you're really not worried that you'll be attacked back when you use the forbidden technique of Impure World Reincarnation?"
"Since ancient times, those who play with souls have always had a miserable ending!"
Orochimaru grinned and said, "Thank you for your reminder, Madara-sama. Now, please fight for us."
Uchiha Madara chuckled.
He didn't care about the location of the battlefield.
It could be here or anywhere else! As long as he could fight Hashirama, everything else was irrelevant!
Madara crossed his arms, staring coldly at the battlefield.
There were many revived by the Impure World Reincarnation. Some faces looked familiar. There were several Kage from other villages.
But what really surprised him was the power of the Uchiha at this time.
He looked at Uchiha Funan.
This brat!
In fact, he brought the Uchiha to this point, which excited him.
This was something he never expected.
He knew that after his death, the clan's position within Konoha had plummeted.
And yet, in that hostile environment, a young Uchiha had become Hokage.
And not only that!
The Uchiha clan now had three Kage-level ninjas!
Two of them possessed the Mangekyō Sharingan!
A power far superior to that of his own time!
Hmm?
Madara suddenly turned his gaze behind Funan. A smile appeared on his lips.
"Little one, I must admit that you impress me. You still have cards up your sleeve!"
"Oh, wow!" Funan scratched his head in mock discomfort. "Not bad, huh. No way to fool you."
He clapped his hands softly.
Two figures emerged from the darkness.
Uchiha Tetsuhi!
Uchiha Komehi!
Two pairs of Mangekyō!
"Four pairs of Mangekyō! Amazing!"
"No, five pairs!" Funan said with a smile: "Uchiha Shisui also awakened the Mangekyō, but its power was so terrifying that he himself feared his own power… and destroyed his own eyes."
"What?" Madara was startled, stared at Shisui coldly, and scolded: "Waste! You actually destroyed your eyes because you are afraid of your own Mangekyo technique, you are simply not worthy of being an Uchiha! I will kill you later!"
Shisui: "..."
Funan, you dog, be a human being!
When did I destroy my eyes?
My eyes are not in your hands?
You took my eyes, and you don't say a word?
"Oh, by the way." Funan smiled. "I don't know if you remember an Uchiha named Setsuna. He was your most ardent admirer, and he also awakened the Mangekyō. Also… he's my grandfather."
Madara was silent for a moment. "Are you Setsuna's grandson?"
"That's right."
"He also awakened the Mangekyō?"
“That's right!”
“No way!” Madara muttered to himself. “That brat, although talented, is not at the level necessary to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan.”
It's not just about experiencing extreme emotions to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan. Talent also plays a fundamental role.
If someone without enough talent manages to awaken it, it means that they have been through extremely intense emotional stimulation.
“Hehe…” Funan smiled and pointed behind Madara. “The old man who looks like a monkey behind you is the Third Hokage of Konoha, a disciple of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama. He was the one who pushed my grandfather to the limit and forced him to awaken the Mangekyō. Oh, by the way, he’s now a renegade ninja. I myself forced him to flee Konoha.”
Uchiha Madara: "..."
Senju Hashirama: "..."
Senju Tobirama: "..."
Hokage, traitor?
Madara, who had been considered a renegade ninja for so long, couldn't help but laugh.
“This is too much fun! Tobirama’s heir turned into a renegade ninja!”
“Indeed it is!” Funan smiled. “The Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, and his assistant, the Hokage’s advisor, Shimura Danzō, are the reason for all of this. It was they who pushed the Uchiha to this point. As a proud Uchiha, I decided to repay them double what they did to our clan.”
“Not only them, but also their families, their ideals and everything they represent.”
“Everything, absolutely everything!”
“Hahahaha!” Madara laughed louder and louder.
This Uchiha kid... He liked him!
Funan continued, “There is still something else. If Madara-sama knew, he would surely congratulate this Third Hokage.”
“Oh? And what is it about? Tell me.” Madara no longer even had the desire to fight.
Meanwhile, Hiruzen was pale as a ghost. He looked at the Senju brothers below and trembled, not knowing what to do.
Funan spoke seriously: “I decided to act because they were about to attack the Uchiha. If I hadn’t, our clan would have been exterminated. But in comparison, the Senju Clan was already annihilated by them.”
Uchiha Madara was stunned: "What do you mean?"
Don't mention him, the others were also confused.
Even the reincarnated shinobi who were fighting stopped, although it was not because they were surprised, but because Orochimaru had given them the order.
Orochimaru's hatred for his sensei had led him to give him a 'stage' for him to show off.
“What I mean is that the Senju Clan, which was in conflict with the Uchiha for nearly a thousand years, completely disappeared during the Third Hokage’s reign.”
Funan pointed at Tsunade, who was facing the Third Raikage. “Madara-sama, you should recognize this child. She is Tsunade, Hashirama’s granddaughter. And she is also the last Senju.”
Uchiha Madara glanced at Tsunade.
He had no idea who that girl was, but the fact that the Senju Clan had disappeared surprised him.
On the other hand, Tobirama had a gloomy expression.
“Ah, right, right. And there’s this gentleman as well.” Funan pointed at Tobirama. “Madara-sama should remember. It’s Senju Tobirama! He was the one who chose the Third Hokage and put him in charge. He’s also an accomplice, he was the one who dissolved the Senju Clan and ordered its integration into Konoha! And his beloved student carried it out so effectively that the Senju Clan ceased to exist.”
“Enough!” Tobirama glared at Funan, gritting his teeth. “What are you trying to achieve with all this? Remember, we’re in the middle of a battle!”
“Nothing special.” Funan shrugged. “I just needed to say it out loud or I was going to die if I kept it to myself. Now everyone calls me a big villain! But tell me, what have I done? I just wanted to drink tea and admire beautiful women in peace. Is that too much to ask?”
Hashirama sighed and stepped forward. “It doesn’t matter what happened in the past. Right now, I only know that my mission is to stop Madara. The rest doesn’t interest me.”
He gave his brother a warning look. Knowing him, he knew he wouldn't stay still.
But...
They were already dead!
The problems of the living were no longer their problem!
“Hashirama, do you feel bad?” Madara sighed and shook his head. “This was your choice.”
"You are right, this is my choice, so I will never regret it!"
Hashirama clasped his hands together, his expression icy.
“Haha!” Madara laughed. His eyes flashed and the shape of the Mangekyō Sharingan appeared in them. “What a pity… because your choice was a mistake.”
Just then, Funan thoughtfully muttered, “Hashirama, do you really think it was your choice? But… your grandson is dead.”
Hashirama: "..."
Funan then turned his gaze to Madara and added, “Though, come to think of it, at least Hashirama did get to have a grandson. But you, Madara-sama... you didn't even have any offspring. You died a lonely virgin.”
Uchiha Madara: "..."
Suddenly, the atmosphere of tension... dissipated.
Both Hashirama and Madara turned their heads, looking grimly at Funan.
Before the battle begins... should they first get rid of a certain pesky individual?
“What are you looking at? It’s not like I…”
Before Funan could finish, Yako covered his mouth and dragged him away.
Hashirama took a deep breath and gritted his teeth. “Madara, let’s continue!”
“Oh…” Madara replied in an indifferent tone. His eyes lit up again, and in an instant, he summoned Susanoo.
With a great leap, he launched himself towards Hashirama as if he were flying, landing on him with devastating force.
"Wood Release: Wood Dragon Technique!"
Hashirama clasped his hands together and a huge wooden dragon emerged from the ground, coiling around Susanoo's arm and biting him fiercely. Then, with a flick of its enormous tail, it flung him away.
[Boom!!!]
Madara let out a low laugh as his eye power exploded again.
“Wait, wait a minute!” Funan intervened again, raising his voice. “Haven’t you noticed how many people are around? If you fight here, how many will die?”
Both Hashirama and Madara gave him a quick glance. “That’s not something we can decide.”
Funan then turned to Orochimaru. “Orochimaru-san, are you really going to allow them to fight here?”
Orochimaru laughed. “Funan-kun, don’t you want to witness the battle between the Shura of the Shinobi World and the God of Shinobi?”
“No, not even a bit.” Funan replied without hesitation. “All I want is to finish you all off as soon as possible. How about that? Isn’t that a simple and straightforward dream?”
Orochimaru laughed softly and then asked with interest, “Funan-kun, tell me… how is it possible that Hashirama is here? Is he the Reincarnation of the Impure World? Who is the summoner?”
Funan pointed at himself with his thumb. “Me! As the most talented Hokage in Konoha history, how could I not know how to use Impure World Reincarnation? However, unlike you, I don’t summon random people. I only summoned these two.”
Orochimaru smiled again.
The revived shinobi then unleashed even more ferocious attacks.
Funan frowned and coldly muttered, “Orochimaru… do you really think I can’t hurt you?”
The Konoha side also counterattacked with everything.
Brothers Tetsuhi and Komehi entered the battle.
Yako's chains shot out one after another, trapping and sealing each enemy they hit.
However, the biggest problem was yet to come.
With a catastrophic surge of chakra, a Susanoo over a hundred meters long emerged on the battlefield.
From the gem on Susanoo's forehead, Madara arrogantly watched Hashirama.
"Wood Release: Wood Human Technique!"
At some point, Hashirama had entered Sage Mode. The gigantic wooden figure he summoned was only slightly shorter than Susanoo but had a much sturdier and thicker body.
[Bang!]
The two titans collided with each other.
That collision alone caused a colossal shockwave, sending numerous nearby shinobi flying into the air.
“Hokage-sama!” Yako ran up to Funan and whispered urgently, “We can’t keep going like this! The destructive power of these two is too much. Normal shinobi won’t be able to withstand it. The revived shinobi are at least immortal, but we…”
“If this keeps going, we’ll be at a huge disadvantage.”
Funan watched with a frown as Madara and Hashirama faced off.
Every movement, no matter how simple, caused massive shockwaves that sent shinobi flying.
Funan sighed. “There’s no choice. I’ll have to do it.”
