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Tutorial Rewrite 16
🕑 Added 2023-01-07 15:38:36 +0000 UTC<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Always happy to hear it,
PrissyKittyPrincess. I will invite you in just a moment,
and I hope to see you in the chatrooms soon.
Thank you for the audience,
Hell Representative.
By the way, do you have a
name or title you would rather be referred to by?>
I almost want to shed a tear.
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]:
call me…
Hell Representative Gentle Night…>
Leaning back, a relaxed, joyous grin easily finds itself onto my lips. The world is good. I had forgotten that this was a good world. Yes, it is good indeed…
<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Okay.
See you soon, Hell Representative
Gentle Night.>
Oh, I’m practically giddy with excitement.
Like a child stumbling down the stairs on Christmas morning, I poke my way back to the communities tab, poking the Chatrooms button as fast as my fingers allow.
<Status—Community—Top>
<Chatrooms>
There’s nothing there. The heck kinda joke is this? Shouldn’t I at least be in-,
<Status—Community—Top>
<Chatrooms>
<SOUTH Korea chat>
Whoa, that took me by surprise! It just popped right out of nowhere! But it isn’t the Guild of Representatives chat. Instead, it’s that Korean chat I was sure I’d bummed out my chances of getting into. Huh. Well, since I’ve got some time to kill before the Guild of Representatives put me in their chats, I may as well give it a look.
<Status—Community—Top>
<SOUTH Korea chat>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: I still think
we should allow North Koreans to join the chat.
As far as I can see, they haven’t tried to make a chat yet,
so there’s no reason to refuse them.
<LionMawMadness[F5]: they are literally commies.>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: Just because they live
in a Communist society doesn’t make them
all communists. Are you a capitalist for living in SK?>
<LionMawMadness[F5]: I am tho.>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: Welcome, Prissy!
Always a delight to get new people to join.
What province are you from? I’m from
Gyeonggi-do!>
This guy again? Why is he everywhere I go? Next thing I know he’ll be a representative, too. But in that case, since I’m an Executive, I’ll have power over him, so maybe that would be for the best? Anyway…
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: im not
doxxing myself u slag>
If he finds out we’re from the same damn place then I’m hanging myself.
<LionMawMadness[F5]: I told you
it’s a bad ******* opener>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: There’s really no
need to be rude about it. Prissy… is Prissy okay?
Would you rather be called something else?
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: call me Gentle Night
or i will send a pipe bomb to ur family>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: Gentle it is :).
Did you join the tutorial recently?>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: no ive been
here for like a month now ****head>
I can’t believe a real-life game of life and death would censor cursing. Literally 1984.
<SuperMoleman[F11]: I hope you won’t take
offence to the question, but what
difficulty are you attempting?>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hell>
<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah we’re all in Hell
but what difficulty are you doing. :)>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hell>
<LionMawMadness[F5]: Oh hey Bach back from
the second floor already?>
<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah it was no biggie.
Vultures didn’t even take one hit from my bow haha. :)>
<SuperMoleman[F11]: I’m so happy
my guide helped you! Congrats!>
<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah it didn’t but
thx anyways Moleman. :)>
Silently fuming, I exit the chat.
They just ignored me. Completely! It’s like I turned into some sort of ghost and just went completely invisible. I’m not even in the fetal position! God, I hate people. The second they no longer like the bone I’m presenting them, they jump for the next one like hyperactive puppies. The very moment I get dethroned, they’re all over the new guy and nobody cares anymore about the former WC because he’s less than a prince now. Barely even a shadow.
Grinding my molars, I return to the community tab.
<Status—Community—Top>
<Chatrooms>
<GOR Executives Council>
<Guild of Representatives Chat>
<SOUTH Korea chat>
Well, well, well. What have we here? Hmm, which to enter first… Eanie, meanie, minie, mo!
<Status—Community—Top>
<Chatrooms>
<Guild of Representatives Chat>
<RedHanded[F7]: Report:
Minor Squabble on NL7. Both offending parties
were punished in accordance to Article 2.
RedHanded[F7] acted as Judge and punisher.
<HerringFerry[F3] Report:
Second Degree Homicide on HF3. Victim:
StarFriend[F3]. Perpetrator: HospitalityOnParade[F3].
In accordance to Article 3, HospitalityOnParade[F3]
was Executed by being sent to Floor 3 alone. He is now
presumed dead. HerringFerry[F3] acted as Judge and punisher.
<ParliamentWho[F8] Report:
Attempt at High Treason on EL8.
Five challengers attempted to overthrow the
GoR’s rule. All offending parties were punished
in accordance to Aricle 1 and have since been executed.
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat.>
…Huh. That’s, um, a lot of very serious stuff. Isn’t execution, like, a mediaeval punishment…?
Then again, it might just be that today is a very busy day for criming. Who knows?
<ParliamentWho[F8] Report:
Attempt at High Treason on EL8.
Five challengers attempted to overthrow the
GoR’s rule. All offending parties were punished
in accordance to Aricle 1 and have since been executed.
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat.>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hi
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has been removed from the chat.>
H-, hey! Why did the window just close all of a sudden? What’d I do?!
This is bullshit, I didn’t do anything at all! Why, I oughta…!
Fuming, I smash my way into the Executives chat. There, I’ll be sure to find someone who’ll reverse this. I’m an Executive, damn it!
<Status—Community—Top>
<Chatrooms>
<GOR Executives Council>
<TalonsOfRage[F4]: We’re getting close.
I can feel it.>
<HuppiGupp[F10]: I don’t get it tho
why is it mainly japanese doing it like thats
weird right im not the only one who thinks
thats weird right?>
<TalonsOfRage[F4]: It doesn’t matter.
What matters is that soon, there won’t be
a single player in this entire tutorial
who can question our authority.>
JustAPrankBro[F5]: OK. ^w^>
<JustAPrankBro[F5]: When were done
lets eat cake together UwU>
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat>
I take a deep breath.
<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: **** **** mother*******
banned me ****** ***** let me back in or ill **** ur
******* daughters and *** in their ******* like the ****** they are>
PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: ******* **** ******* **** *****
*** mother******* eat **** and die ******* ***** ***** ***
****** ****** ******* **** **** *** ****>
